Muhammad Yusuf Khan
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Please ask something stupid so i can retaliate with sarcasm ✨
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Bro , you’re beautiful bro.
Bro, this is kinda gay but coooool shizzles bro.
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Weed is privately legal??
Didn’t notice ??♂️
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And why do you think a boy would pretend to his friends that he isn’t really ticklish? If you had to try to guess reasons
Coz he ain’t got no drugs to do so he out there doing stupid sht like that ???♂️
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What would you do if a girl older way older than you like you n wants to date you
break her heart. ...
nah jk ?
... or am i ?
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What do you think you would you do if you overheard a close friends 11 year old brother pretend to his friends that he isn’t really ticklish even tho you know for a fact that he is actually extremely extremely ticklish?
go out &offer them drugs duh
Can i get yourNumbers???
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You would dm if i was cute, which means you don't think im cute so i don't want to embarrass myself? but i think you're cute
Kinda kak that you think so low of me ey ??♂️
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You like weed quite a bit ay?
ain’t nothing to me like high grade ?❤️?yea you could say that
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Handsome much ?
very much
?
hahajokesiwishtwaztruetho
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Do you know a guy called Nirdosh?
uh no what even ?
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Look bro you honestly don't need to smoke weed I was there before but I guarantee you once you turn to your lord and seek guidance you'll fund the light
Amen ???
tho not to sound tooo haram but tbh rn , only light i’m looking for is the one to burn up this blunt ??♂️?i’ll find my way when i’m ready yo
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Girl with th best smiiille ?
??♂️?every smile got its own typa glow ya know
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Do you message girls on insta ?
Meanin
Do you slide into dms
yea I have
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Can you still do that capetonian accent
I evens forgot about that ??but i’m sure i can
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What do you think about girls that dye their hair ?
Nothing really ??♂️??not like it changes my opinion of a girl ??♂️
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Your opinion on girls that smoke pipe ?
They dope ??✨
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Would you date a thicc girl ?
Ain’t nothing wrong with a thic girl ??
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Zahrah khan was the one who complained to the principal about u
uhm okay ?
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Ever done any drugs ?
define “drugs” ??
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Cutest IG girl ??
hard to pick ??♂️
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Are u still dating nabeelah ?
naahhhhhhhh..
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Why did u leave open minds ?
coz the principal full of sht ??♂️
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Do you know anyone from Jeppe Boys or KES?
zilch ??♂️
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Can I get your number ?
if you honestly believe you can put up with me ??♂️??
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Hottest IG girl?
Ig is filllleeddd with beautiful ladies✨?gotta be more specific
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If you were asked to do one stupid thing what will you do?
*ask to dm an emoji so i could choose my fav pic of you ???♂️
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Let me catch a grenade for you
As long as it’s keeping me safe ?you go for it ✌??
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What subjects you took at school
The ones that are the reason my parents never see my reports ?
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Do you know anyone from Parktown Boys?
Not reaaaaallllllyyyyyyyyy
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Single ?
Do i gotta consider the voices in my head for this answer.. ??
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Hows life
Some days are dope ??♂️some aren’t
such is life.
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Where do you school now Muhammad?
OpenMindsCampus
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You need to go watch the last jedi ASAP ?
Already done ma nigga ??♂️?
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This is a compliment.
So conveying a message of authenticity do not retaliate with sarcasm, unless its mandatory.
Your sarcasm is excellent, speaking factually it takes a great amount of creativity and intelligence to react to something stupid.
Wow ? is it weird that i’m expecting an award along with this ?
Are u still coming back to Marlborough Gardens
Highly doubt it ?
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What's something you fell in love with instantly?
Star wars ❤️
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Damn u got some really obsessed fans bruh? SxvxgeBexst
Wow i have fans ? ?
what makes you say that ? ?
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Who be your habibi?
My reflection ✨
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Would you date a girl older than you? About 18?
Yea ? ? why wouldn't i ?
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Hiya, I like your recent. ☺️?
Thanks ??
Did you atleast like it on my account or just decided to qooh me about it instead ? ?
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Brah I need weed asap
I fail to see how that affects my life ??♂️
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Can i pls dm u if u dnt hv a gf?
Wow ?since when do people ask permission
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I need u can I make u mines?
Firstly ?
Who is you ? ??
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Baby i miss you?i wanna get back with you❤Why you deleted my number moe?I love you ?You know you love me more then any girl?
??????
Number one way to make me cringe ??
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What is the one thing you do just to annoy other people?
Be myself ??
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Even if I showed you my name you still can't do sht
You really gonna just argue over a qooh ? ? bruh wth where's the maturity at ?
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Ps please don't reply to that qooh,it was for ur eyes only. Just. Wanted to apologize old friend
?oops?seriously tho who this ?
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I should've been there for u more,when we opened up to each other I was just too afraid to reach out to you because of the feelings I had for u. Sorry G..
Who are you tho ?
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zaakira09???
New hoe of yours????
Very brave calling her hoe without showing your name nigguh ?
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Ha, you can be proper rude sometimes innit. It's funny though. ??✨
Me ?Rude ?never
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Is Nabeel single boi ?
I think you should ask him ?
you know
Since it's he's life not mine ?i ain't his chaperone nigguh ?✨
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I like you ? but I'm scared to dm you ??
?do i look that intimidating ?or just a bad reputation?
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Me. ?? jokes jokes ?✨ thing is, I barely know you, so I can't suggest anyone for you. ?✨
well isn't that a shame ??