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Who do you share most of your secrets with?
Ppl I trust
I sense some ratchet questions this side mos..lawlz..hope all is well buddy...#stay dope#
Lol blvck's!!!! But then yeah tnXc
Are you dating a girl from CBC
Dear father plz help this child and their gay tendencies AMEN!! -_-
What does bread feel like :''D
Lmao it feels like a$$ !!! Samantha :"D
Can I be you gf?
I'm afraid not buddy :)
Wats ur fav label?
Lacoste
Wats your initials?
Are u now serious -_-
How old are you?
Why is my age relevant ?
Have You got all hii with your chick
Nop
Are you friend with all your exes?
Most of them
What are your regrets?
Being human lyk y couldn't I be god :/
Is there that one girl you wanna date at the moment?if there is what's her name or you'd rather keep it a secret?
Nop
What's the weirdest thing that someone has ever said to you?
I love u
How do you feel about dating exes?
Bad idea
What's yo fave song at thee moment?
Problem child - kwenzenjan
Would u ever slap ur Mom for
R9000000??
Hell no I'm too young too die
So which girl are you eyeing now
Tha most wanted
Why are you like the coolest dude around??????
Loll u must not know a lot of guys :"D hahah just kidding , dnno buh thnx
Hey Mpumi lmao!
Wow really ? Okay _ hey : )
Ai. Ansa the damn ques wena!
Its simple. Say who's asking then ill answer
Which Foreign country do you dislike the most and why?
South africa , its got so many foreigners its become a foreighners country _ thereby a foreighn country
Isn't this q nd a nt q nd q....so its simply answer the question,don't answer a question with a question!so who's your gf and what's your ideal gf?
Technically I can answers ur q with a q , read tha t & c : )
Do you have a gf?and what's your ideal gf?
Who's asking
What you got going on at the moment?think this year its gonna be gud for you?
Hell yeah
Why are you sooooooooo damn rude?or is it just you being straight forward?
Bqz u probably remind me of my chinesse friend , Ug Lee
Would u date a bi*exuaL girl ?
Why not !!
Would you mind having a gay friend?
Yes I would
Why are you so unkind???
Probably bqz u irritate me
Would u prefer ur girlfriend to have .....
Huge boo*s ??
Or
Huge butt ??
Both :)))))))))
Were the **** are you my bra happy new year
Loll I'm back !!! ...tnx gee
Would you ever date your friend's ex?
Dahts not likely to happen , my friends chicks are naawt good lookn'
Would u date a girl way darkeR den u :-D ?????????
ˡᵒˡ if she tha color of coal & has red lips @ thah same tym then hell no
DO gaLz eVah geT nerVouS wheN taLkiNg 2 yoU .. Hahah and havE yah gaHt yoUr Eyes on aNyOne yEt*? .. HoPe all is wEll mah niqqAh ..
Loll how am I supose 2 know ? & yes :P
Which is best?? BMW or Mercedes-Benz
Bmw
What are you doing now ?? Not making convo relax
Sleeping
Have you Lasted a year with a girl??
Nop
Hey..do you like my hair? =D
That's if uve got
I wanna see you dance so bad now ..I thought you only did Cramping & bobbing your head
**** that I never do that that's for angry ppl
Can you dance to hlokoloza & sushi & lalela wena & chop my money ?
Sushi & lalela tha rest I dnt lyk
Do you do Japan fighting ?? Like Hoi ahh ching chong cha
Now that's just retarded
Are people serious when they say chickens can fly like have seen one .??
Go to a farm plz , u cnt asociate me with chickens
HeY mpUmi..so do uu woRk out*? :p ..ps NicE eYEs*
Yeah I do abit of math here & there :"D. Thank yew
Ever thought of throwing a house party*Whoop Whoop*
Yeah & ur not invited :'''D
Do you dance to house hahahahaha like the ghettos ??
Yes as a mater of fact I do , & its awesome so stop hating
if a person called You a f**gert but they were joking and you Didn't know they were joking what would you Do ? & why do What you going to ?
If its a female I just bomb them bqz wen I talk back they end up crying , then there's tha guys who ill hit -_-
Do you jump on the stairs ??
No why would I do that
Plans for 2014?
Put my past behind me
Y do u love Amsterdam SoOoO much ???
N # it AINT plotting :) !!!*** # LovE youR eyEZ !*<3
Loll its tha happiest place in tha world if u know what I mean _ it is ! Girls go sleep with nigga's just bqz they preg but dno by who, so they make u take tha blame ! Thankyew I got them for my birthday :) :)
Hahahahaha yoh that drunk situation *dead* :').. If you could any place in the world to go partying, where would you go? :P KhanyiB
Loll eh girls be plotting these days !!! I just love amsterdam <3
OKY !! Imagine u were in dis situation .............ur at a party n ur Fvcken DrunK ! N u c sum cute chicK (who's also drunk ) ,,den yallZ decide tO have S*X ! Den lark 4 weeks later u find out sheZ prEgnaNt !! What would u do ??????????
Firstly that wud never happen but if it did , then I guess I hav a kid >_<
ItS JanuarY now:D ..haha,.arE uu still on that"its December,Fvck relaTiOnshIps" ish..lol or r uu goNna staRt seArching 4 a chick that suIts uu well*? ..:) ps niCe eYEs ...
Hahah lmao ok ping me ill adress u personaly :P. Tnx :) :) ...loll for clarity sake that whole statement is a lie ;)
HMmmM...hahah,this chick sEem 2 want yah real bad muh niqqah..hopE uu doIng gUud..
Hahah finally I can answer a niqqa !!
The thing is...we do chat 2 each other ..but not really as much*im one of the shy gals uu have on BBM ii guEss ..I'm the one that's just 2 shý 2 talk uu ..haha,hope you figure out who ii am...
Loll nah u popup I'm not on that finding memo tip
Ii like you .. Can ii tell you on bBM ..
Hahah just ping me thrice
Lol all these girls want you ... Anyway what type of girls do you date ?
Loll so u expose me x _ X
Uhmm... Tha pweedy type
Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?
Y trade wen u Got both
Would u ever DAT a girl that's taller then u ???????
I doubt their any girls taller than me
Heyy Pumi :D Where do you wanna get married? ♡ :P
Hahah who sed I evn wana get married {”,)
Jiggly as* or firm as*?
Firm jiggly's kinda disgusting
If you were having a bachelor party, would you have strippers? Or professional pole dancers? KhanyiB
Both
So .... How many galZ have u dateD ?
#u cute ! :p
Not enough ! ... Thank yew maAyn' ;)
So yuu dnt date skiiny and fat girls,only thick?
Tha fact remains if ur ugly then fxckoff & stoping comming @ me with angle's , but then agn if ur not , " depends" but not fat not skinny
If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?
Wen will I die
So does that mean u dnt date "Skinny" chickS !
No u ppl reading wrong , No I do not
Eh these thick / curvy girls want you..Anyways Xbox or PS3? :P KhanyiB
Hahahah , PS3 but I'd still take tha chiq wearing white leggings with an Xbox controller on her as* :P :P :P .... Ill send u tha pic on bbm ;)
Just spreadin sum lurrv mayn#FeeFee here.even dou we aint dat close,still got mad lurv for ya!!mwahh xx
Hahah love u too man <3
Sorry,but you would date a girl with a mkhaba..not a big one,but she got not FLAT stomach she can still wear crop tops though ;)
Hahahahahahah :D let's c it ?
Just wanna ask,so like you would not date a girl who is thick,curvacious..like do you olny go for thin girls?how about a girl that is very beautiful and thick not FAT!!but thick? (: you rock btw
Obvious thick is tha one , wen dd u c me dating a skinny chick -_- ?
Don't your eyes get sore from seeing questions tYp3d Owt Lyk Di$?!
No , do urs get tired of ryting questions lyk dat?
Ddnt think so !
OmG I know dis is odd but ....
Do u bite your nailS ??
N wat bad habbitS do u havE ??? *
No dafuq!
I randomly start singing :D
Will you go out with me..p.s..I'm not bald .. Hahaha#just kidding..EyE LaRv yaH eYes...:p
Hahaha someone done their research , tnx :) :P
Has aa chick asked you out before?
Multiple times O.O
Have you got insecurites about yourself?
Nop I'm not gay , only girls doo that ow & gays
What's the scariest thing you've ever done?
Evading tha cops with my dads car x_x
If you could visit any country in the world where would ýou go?
North America , Amsterdam bby! <3
If you were to give someone random piece of advice,what would you say to them?
Uhm close ur legs
What do you like least about yourself?
Nothing !!
Eminem, Wayne, Drake or Birdman?
Drake be rapping bwt broken hearts , aint got tym 4 daht ishh ! WeEzy all tha way!
Wat kind of girLZ do u datE
Eg : Chubby ,average , tall, short , yelloW , Brown.......... ? :)
Hai dats not how u choose
What are you wearing right now?
Clothes
Awe u ****en poes noww u tell me dog who's ur best white mate ;) hahaha nd don't say michel ill think ur f** hahah awe dog much love *#keep it fresh#*
Obvious kurt & dev ;)
What would you do if ones your closest friends told u he was gay?
Ditch him
WoulD u eVeR date a grade 8 ????**
# loVe ur eyeS :) **
Its not age that matters its ur maturity level , tnx :P
If I've gaTtah crUsh on you,and ii would like you 2 know how ii feel..should ii feel freE 2 tell you oR should ii just keep it 2 myself..
What good is it gona do u if u keep it 2 urself?
What's your fav colour?
White <3
Would u eveA date an oldeR girL ?!? # u r soooo *exy BrAH !*!*
Anytime !!! ... tnx :P
Would you date a girl who's a bit on the bigger side? Not obese, but a lil chubby.
Nahh
You like bananas? :P KhanyiB
Hahahaha seriouslynow khanyisa?
Lol! My G with The Orange eyes!!!! =))
Loll tristan ur a jackass! :D
Do you have a gf? If yes who's her?
Tha question is who are u?
Do you have a crush? Who's she
Who knows o/ it could be u
Would you date a niice chubby/thick beautiful girl! Or aa Thin average chick?
Hai ur questions drunk , rephrase
My mistake, I meant before finishing highschool..
What do u think?
You plan on getting laid before highschool?
Hahaha I think u shud shut tha **** up bqz uu mistaking this page as a playground , I've been in highschool for sereral years now ,so y dnt u run off to ur coloring books NB* dnt color outside of tha lines now
Lmfao but what if she has boo*s and as*? And its visible so you can tell she's a lady?
Then let her wear a hat 24/7 not a cap!
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