Visit this profile later to see if your question was answered.
And you look a lot like the guy I rejected about two seconds from now (: Put on some cologne man, you smell a little desperate x
It is very hot these days, and they will stick to my wrists by sweat and other gross stuff that no one likes. I do still wear the thin black wristband, because that one doesn't ever come off my wrist because of it's sentimental value but the Nirvana, Green Day and Blink-182 ones will stay off for a while.
Right now I only have one best friend which is Kieren lol. It has that pansy as red heart emoji that's kinda annoying because it never goes away.
I would say Michael, because he's my spirit animal on so many levels. Love for music, love for food, love for his band, love for all video games, and love for the finer things in life such as: Hoarding random meme collections, drowning out our reality with songs that deserve much more recognition than they get, having an obsession with strange and divinely unattractive animals, beating our lonely selves up with crappy puns and sad-but-funny tumblr punchlines, making completely irrelevant comments about even more irrelevant things, laughing at and/or making innuendos every chance we get, and finding a way to make any situation obscene or dirty with no effort whatsoever. F#ckin love Mikey, and I'm not ashamed of any of the things listed above that we do.
I don't reply to ones that talk about Kieren and I being a cute couple or that we should date because there's way too many of them in my inbox already and I really don't give enough f#cks to answer them all. I also don't reply to anyone who claims my OTPs are fake, or that some of my (gay) idols are straight. I tend not to answer "thoughts" or tbhs because I guarantee that some people will not want to know what I really think of them, and I'd have to lie to spare their feelings. And lying wouldn't make a To Be Honest be very honest now would it. There are other personal topics and opinions I will not share, but otherwise I think I'm fine with answering anything else (:
I was talking to one of my friends and we were laughing at how some people say "Why are they called 5 Seconds of Summer when there's only four of them?" And it's really funny when we hear that sort of stuff, and it's the kind of thing you can't get mad at because it's so hilarious. But it escalated to a whole nother level of funny when my friend was like "Some people say that about Blink as well" and it was just too much, I was dead. Like who in their right would think a band had 182 members, it's so stupid, but SO GOD DAMN FUNNY AHHHHHHH
Everyone can see right through fake fans and most of us just take pity in people like you. So you can pack your fake personality, your mediocre fan account, your pretend devotion and your rehearsed fangirl attacks, and stay where you belong. Don't think you can fake it til you make it, because you can't fake love. You may consider yourself part of the 5sos fans.. but you'll never ever be part of the 5sos family.
One is called Kitana, named after the badass Princess of Outworld herself #TooBadMileena. And Kitana is a Pachyveria Exotica which is very pretty. I have a Echinopsis Jolly Blossum named Mr. Prickles because he actually looks like a classic cactus and is VERY SPIKEY but cute. Larvesta Oddish Raichu Kabuto (Poke-cact or just Larvesta for short) is a Kalanchoe Hybrid and he has the prettiest flowers ever!! I have a Crassula Capitella "campfire type" that is named Esteban and has a massive flower growing away from him like an arm, which reminds me of that red Spanish dancing lady emoji. The last is an Arizona Snowcap and it's name is Phil. Everyone knows who the Phil was for the inspiration behind that name. I LOVE THEM ALL!
What is the point of getting upset over something so incredibly insignificant compared to REAL problems that I have. Who cares about a birthday gift? A birthday isn't as special to me as it might be to others, and it's not even a surprise that they didn't get me a gift. You're pretty weak I guess if you get offended by not receiving a birthday present... I mean come on, that's such a sh#tty source of negativity that is stupid to cry over.
Wait people still use the word "hottie"? WHOA
SECRET EXPOSED: Not at the moment (:
Happiness.
No matter what my answer is, someone is going to end up getting hurt or offended, and I really don't think that's necessary.
STAY PAWSITIVE :D Pugs not drugs, and llama hugs!
Aw that's so cute. It's a little weird, but it's still cute (:
Tough question but if I had the chance to listen to Alex Gaskarth every minute of every day, whether he's talking, singing, or even yelling, I would be so honoured to do so. His voice is amazing, on every single level and I fall in love every time a word tumbles out of his mouth, I can't even. *heart eyes*
You made my day, I love you!
Well her shoes are probably my favourite thing about her (: (A totally 100% legitimate answer) Loving your obsession with adding "LOL" at the end of your questions for the sake of your condescending tone, it's cute.
I like her shoes
I'm extremely sorry that you feel this way, but I have no control about how you feel about her and I have no power to change that. No one deserves to feel so torn and numb about one person, and I wish I knew more about you so I could help you. It sounds like she really hurt you and I hope since then you've been coping okay. There's nothing I can do, but thank you for expressing your feelings, because you know that admitting the problem is the first step towards repair. All Time Low reference #spon. Again I'm so sorry for how you feel and I really do wish you happiness as soon as possible because we all deserve to be and it saddens me your positivity has been crushed so badly.
"Open your eyes I see, your eyes are open. Wear no disguise for me. Come into the open. When it's cold outside. Am I here in vain? Hold on to the night, there will be no shame. Always, I want to be with you and make believe with you and live in harmony, harmony oh love" These are a portion of the lyrics of a song called Always by Erasure, who's lead singer is a man named Andy Bell, who is openly gay. The song is about gay love. Dan and Phil have sang this song together before.. every single word that was written above. To tell you the truth though, they were singing it for the apparent sake that it was the Robot Unicorn Attack song which it was LOL. Anyway though, it is a gay love song and they had full understanding of its lyrics and most likely its meaning. They also sang My Heart Will Go On but it doesn't really count because they changed the lyrics to make it a lolzor
The Broski, Kizz, PIPLUP (AKA Braelyn)
Okay first, to set the record completely straight: I love Dan Howell and Phil Lester equally and this answer in no way implies I favourite either. If I HAD to kill either one, I would kill Phil. I say this because although there is no Dan without Phil or Phil without Dan, I feel like if one was to go, Dan would be able to cope better than Phil. I obviously don't want to see anyone, especially Dan, suffer from losing Phil but out of the two of them I feel like Dan would be able to handle it better. Yes he will be emotionally torn and physically hurt but Dan is strong, and has a higher chance of getting past it if it were to happen. This is not saying Phil isn't weak, but I would feel more pain if Phil was left alone rather than Dan. They are nothing without each other but if worst comes to worst, Dan would have a little more left in life than Phil would in my mind.
That's not even how you spell his name LOL
Absolutely not. Whether it's a past love, past fandom, past interests, past preferences, past crush, past relationship or past lifestyle, you can never judge people on things they cannot change. If you hold people's past against them because you think it's funny, or you're trying to prove a point YOU NEED TO STOP. People change... They can't control what their past holds and you should never use it to manipulate opinions or create judgements about them. Whether it's four years ago or four months ago, it is unacceptable. Sure if they committed a murder or assaulted someone, perhaps the conditions of my request would alter. Nonetheless, many people regret specific parts of their past and why would anyone in their right mind would even dare to bring it up to hurt them? People's scars show them where they have been, not where they are going.
YAY DEFORMITIES!
Dude that's my own brother, that's gross
My current mood is happy! I had a good day and I'm just very very happy!
And I don't get why you asked such a rude question.
and not ready to mingle
You have to love your own brother.. no matter what. And I definitely love mine <3
LIKE A MERRY-GO-ROUND
Compliments make me "rlly" uncomfortable, but god bless you child
can you not be so sweet (:
Well I have nothing better to do with my life so I might as well not rip people off
I wear concealer when my face is being a jerk, which is often. Pimples make me sad ): THEY MAKE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF AND DESERVE TO DIE (or at least be covered up by a crappy makeup product)
No my last name is Horan because I am married to Niall
"I know I misbehaved and you made your mistakes and we've both still got room left to grow..." // "And though love sometimes hurts, I still put you first..." // "I hang up, you call. We rise and we fall..." // "Maybe we'll live and learn. Maybe we'll crash and burn. Maybe you'll stay, maybe you'll leave, maybe you'll return. Maybe another fight. Maybe we won't survive. But maybe we'll grow.." // "We're just ordinary people.. We don't know which way to go.." // "Maybe we should just take it slow." //
No. I'm not the sort to give myself away like that right now. I'm going to wait for the right person. I want to do it when I'm ready, with someone I know I won't regret doing it with.
Convincing 95% of adults and teachers and about 50% of young children & oblivious adolescents that LASHTON IS REAL. It's one of the most satisfying feelings on Earth, but I know many people will be unable to relate to this. A minority of people will actually understand how happy it makes me feel. Yeah of course it's funny to do it as well, but it has deeper meaning at the end of the day for me. I do feel proud of myself and I know some people aren't willing to play along or support it but I've got good friends who'll always overrule those certain people. Lashton means a lot to me, and it would hurt me a lot if someone tried to take that away from me.
"Hello there, the angel from my nightmare" "We'll have Halloween on Christmas" "Will you come home and stop this pain tonight?" "Don't waste your time on me, you're already the voice inside my head"
No. His name is Luke. It's extremely annoying when people say it's Lucas. (An exception when we use it as a joke) but there are some people out there who genuinely think it's his name. It's not short for ANYTHING (other than Lucifer)
Lashton. Yes I know it's uncommon to have two favourites. Some people think I'm an Ashton girl, and some think I'm a Luke girl, and they're technically correct if you combined the two. I did start off as an Ashton girl, then it kind of evened out with Luke. This is an explanation as to why I cannot choose between the two (:
I am assuming you are the same monster who asked the "Dan or Phil?" question. Again, absolutely inappropriate question. I am unable to choose. Please don't come back with a question asking "Michael or Calum" because I can't choose over Malum either.
Absolutely inappropriate question. Can't choose and won't choose.
That's only for him and I to read (; I would rather not publicise what I'm going to write for him because I'm 90% sure I'll accidentally call him a gay boy. Oh wait, I just did hahahaha. Jokes aside, I'll restrain myself from my Lashton feelings and just wish the dude a rocking 19th. As long as he celebrates his birthday with his Irwie, I'm happy as can be. He's in LA at the moment so he can't even drink (unlike his boyfriend LOL) Who knows, maybe Ash and him can share some KFC
First off, if they were b*tchy, they would not be considered a true friend of mine. But of course I know a few b*tchy people, you can't escape people like that unfortunately :/
I understand that having a dimple is a deformity, but I don't think it means I'm retarded. If it does, I suppose people such as Dan Howell, Luke and Ashton, Harry Styles and I are insane. No wait, that could actually be a relevant theory.
Could be better, but could be heaps worse. Grateful, honestly.
LOLZOR is an inside joke relating to Dan Howell AKA @danisnotonfire AKA Phil's possible boyfriend AKA the guy who screams like a girl when he plays scary games AKA a living LOLZOR
An apology for wasting my time with people that definitely did not deserve it. And some more pizza.
In brief, he was an angel. And he was so fed up with being here on Earth, that he killed himself to get back home. I don't know, some could say he went to hell. It's complicated. Long story short, he turned his feelings into songs, and the world turned his songs into money. Kurt didn't do it for the money.. And he didn't want anything to do with the music business after his work was so commercialised and abused. If you want to know more, maybe take a read of his suicide note, but don't get too deep into it. It frustrated me, and if you have respect for music it'd frustrate you too. I guess this whole thing is kinda messed up, and I don't want to go much further with it before my feelings about it take over the logic and factual side of this. Maybe I should've just said that he was the lead singer of Nirvana and that he's not alive anymore.. yeah I think that's all the world really wants to know.
That would be Kurt Cobain (:
It's my name; Montana (being my first name) and Hudson (being my last name) so I SMOOSHED THEM TOGETHER TO MAKE ONE NAME. It's amazing, am I right or am I right? :O #MakingNameBabies