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Nathan Fernandez

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if you're asking for thoughts, you'll be waiting a while.

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On a scale of 1 to 10 how saggy how your balls Nathan

10

nathfernandez replied 3273 days ago

How many hearts do you think you have broken ?

dunno

nathfernandez replied 3372 days ago

That's because you're not as smart as me

shut up you're dumb

nathfernandez replied 3375 days ago

Why is there a open and close button on the DVD player remote if you have to walk up to it to put the DVD In?

never thought of it like that

nathfernandez replied 3377 days ago 1

I always pick my nose and eat my booger, it's addicting. How many calories in one roll of booger? Do crispy green ones have more than the wet ones that are yellow in colour?

personally I like the ones that have a bit of blood in them

nathfernandez replied 3378 days ago 2

How many calories in boogers?

a few actually

nathfernandez replied 3378 days ago

Are there birds in Canada?

what's Canada ?

nathfernandez replied 3378 days ago

Yeah I do ?

it's okay i like you too xx

nathfernandez replied 3381 days ago

Well good because I don't like you either

pretty sure you do :')

nathfernandez replied 3381 days ago 1

I am funny

nice joke, that's the first funny thing you've said

nathfernandez replied 3381 days ago 2

If I was a mermaid would you still like me

I don't like you to begin with

nathfernandez replied 3382 days ago 3

Why don't you think I'm funny

ohhhhh. that's because you're not honey

nathfernandez replied 3382 days ago

Why do my balls smell like ham?

why does your ham smell like yours balls ?

nathfernandez replied 3382 days ago 2

I was bitten by a turtle when I was younger, should I still drink orange juice?

no you most definitely should not

nathfernandez replied 3382 days ago

If I eat myself would I become twice as big or disappear completely?

depends on the cir***stances

nathfernandez replied 3382 days ago
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