Nathan Fernandez
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how saggy how your balls Nathan
10
How many hearts do you think you have broken ?
dunno
That's because you're not as smart as me
shut up you're dumb
Why is there a open and close button on the DVD player remote if you have to walk up to it to put the DVD In?
never thought of it like that
I always pick my nose and eat my booger, it's addicting. How many calories in one roll of booger? Do crispy green ones have more than the wet ones that are yellow in colour?
personally I like the ones that have a bit of blood in them
How many calories in boogers?
a few actually
Are there birds in Canada?
what's Canada ?
Yeah I do ?
it's okay i like you too xx
Well good because I don't like you either
pretty sure you do :')
I am funny
nice joke, that's the first funny thing you've said
If I was a mermaid would you still like me
I don't like you to begin with
Why don't you think I'm funny
ohhhhh. that's because you're not honey
Why do my balls smell like ham?
why does your ham smell like yours balls ?
I was bitten by a turtle when I was younger, should I still drink orange juice?
no you most definitely should not
If I eat myself would I become twice as big or disappear completely?
depends on the cir***stances
What’s the most marvellous thing you have ever seen ?
this one p*rno i watched one time
What is your motto?
you only live once that's the motto nigga yolo
Do you have a girlfriend
do you
A lot of people are sad that i am taller than them it's alright Tylah.kyritsis
a lot of people are sad that you couldn't spell taller properly
Last great thing you did ?
ur mum
I'm talking then you lmao
SHORT ASSSS Tylah.kyritsis
I just hate how you're talker then me :(
Who do you look up to and why ?
people that are taller then me
What's under your bed?
dust
Would you rather be ugly and live forever or Hot and live for a year ?
ugly and live forever
Fav movie out?
always been a fan of the naked gun series
Holly keeps asking about you...wtf...txt her bro
no bro
then why won day there hairy one day there like Arians grande?
they are hairy right now mate
why do you shave your legs wtf
I don't wtf
If sending nudes is love she has lotsa luv Lolz
why the obsession over Holly man
Holly loves you
no she doesn't
Why should people love you ?
because I'm loveable
Well this is annoying, do you have any now? georgia2910
any what
Then they're not going through properly georgia2910
I know ):
Can you reply to my texts georgia2910
I haven't received any texts from you
What is the greatest thing about being single ?
it's not great
Are you trying to get together with holly
oh yeah definitely mate
Two people you think should start going out
hahahaha
What's missing in your life ?
someone
Haha...holly k was always a weird girl- and SO needy
why does this matter to me
How do you want people to treat you ?
good
Haha...does Holly ask all boys to get with her? Her bf must be the joke of the school
must be
Rate yourself out of 10
12
ahhhhh that's a secret !!!
You interested in going with holly?
what the fck no
Are you single ?
yes I am
Which song do you think you repeated the most ?
something eminem probably
What type of people bored you ?
boring people
Are you a selfish person ?
in some cases, yes
How do you deal with someone with bad breath?
I tell them their breath stinks
What activity always makes you lose track of time?
watching p*rn
frozen was actually the best movie ever tessaevansxo
it really wasn't
Which movie s*cked for you this year ?
frozen
If your bank account had a mood ,what mood would it be in right now?
really...
YOU WERE IN THE BATH LIKE LAST WEEK Tylah.kyritsis
YES BUT THAT WAS LIKE MY FIRST BATH IN FOUR YEARS ****HEAD
What is the longest you have gone without taking a bath?
like 4 years
If you had to get Married at the age made up by the last two Digits of your phone number How old would u be?
45. wtf :')
Who was the last person to break your heart ?
Mum when she wouldn't buy me an iced coffee
Can't believe you won't tap a sure thing
what ?
Who was your first crush ?
don't even remember
You play footy?
yeep, well I'm meant to be
Holly has a boyfriend...he is trying t break up with her
k
tbh- get to see you every now and then which isn't good, I need to see ya more! :') good bloke, funny and you should go to st pats! BlakeC
hahah thanks man ! nah BHS reppin' ;)
Something you regret buying and why ?
my old phone
Anon holly has a boyfriend
exactly what I thought
Why not? She seems keen, pretty....a little loud tbh lol
because i don't really know her
Talk to Holly -she seems keen
no
Do you like your new school or BMG better
BHS ****s all over BMG :')
You and Ellie would be a cute couple
no we wouldn't
What was your first cellphone ?
LG, piece of ****
Looking for a girlfriend?
wouldn't mind one
I dunno
Holly kelsy I guess is her name?...
and why would i get in with her :')
Get with this Holly chick of course whoevs she is
Holly who
If you were the last human on Earth, what would you still do every day?
watch p*rn <3
You should get on it
get on what ??
Holly Kelsey -says she knows u and u like her
okay hahahah
oh yeah because biggie smalls is better (;
What could you talk about forever?
eminem, or basketball
B like Bieber or B like Beethoven?
?????????????????????? Um
If you could add a feature to qooh.me what would that be?
to get emojis, or too block people
Do you ever miss what you had with someone
lol
X-Ray vision really you perve
is there a problem with that ?
Are those space pants? Because your as* is out of this world.
bit homo*exual
Your smoking
I don't smoke
A super power you wished you had and why ?
x-ray vision, yanoo ;)
Whats the one thing you cannot forgive ?
hahahaha
Why'd you break up? (Kaitlin)
why not
A friend you once had a crush on ?
a few really
Didn't you say "if you're asking for thoughts, you'll be waiting a while"?
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