Nhlanhla Ngumzeen Mahlalela
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Why did u leave my friend after having *ex with her?
Because I wanted to have *ex with you too
y r u cravn 4 mum ruby's as*
She's a women too so its not a sin
do u prefare grass o treez? Thamzo
I prefer trees cause u **** on grass
y do u alway stare at pepo's as*
Lol I don't do that
dnt tel me u into tray songs
Am not into RnB vele
dd u have 2 stare at dat chick's lips on monday at skul
Lol aowa my eyes couldn't look somewhere else
If u wer gven a chance
to becme an animal, of
al da animals wat would
u lyk to be? Nd why
Dzunny
A Goat cause my friends already call me Goat
What is the stupidest
thing that you have
ever said or did around
a girl that you liked?
Talking dirty
most embarasin m0ment of ya lyf?
When a high school teacher slap me infront of learners NX!
Whats the most
disgusting/horrifying
thing you have eaten?
Dzunny
Watermelon
Have you ever been
caught masturbating?
Dzunny
No
What is the best thing
about your life right
now? Dzunny
Music
When are you planning to get married?
2035
Would you let someone
fart right on you face for
$100.
No $100 won't be enough
wat r ur favourite tracks at the moment top 10 plz
1. Culoe ft 340ml- let the sun
2. Black Motion- Father to be
3. Dj navy ft Boddhi satva- N'dinga
4. Busi Mhlongo- Oxamu(afro tribute mix)
5. Mi casa- Heavenly sent. Just to name few
Whn ar u planning 2 get a gf,coz i'v seen any?
U've seen any but u still want me to get1. U wanna give me ur sister?
do u thnk p*rn star r insane
No I don't think so
What do u do when ppl upset u
I just keep quiet
so do u eat imbuzi, if not why?
Lmfao what is imbuzi?
Do u think ur gf is mo suitable 4 u?
Yes I think
Have you ever peed in a
swimming pool?
Am allergic to swimming pools
Have you followed someone into
a wash room with the intention
of kissing him/her?
No
DO U CHEAT ON HER?
Lol not on her but on them
Do u condomise?
Sometimes
Wat wud u do if u cud find out dt ur gf is cheating on u?
I'd dump her
If asked to, would you perform a
striptease for your special
someone in presence of others?
No
Have you ever deliberately
watched someone while they
were changing or showering,
secretly?
Yes at high skul on our Matric Camp
duz ya gal gv u bj?
No please ask ur girlfriend to give me some
do u scream wen u abwt 2 ***
Lol ay angati
do u sumtymz wish u wr a p*rn star
Hell yeah
wen u ***** n ya gf isnt around wat do u do
I do what u do when ***** and u partner is not around
do u thnk Tulipie is a true frnd or shes faking?
I don't think I know she's a true friend
if 1 ya frnd *** 2 u tel u he's gay n got a thng 4 u . Wat wud u do?
I\'d mas******* him until he become straight again
do u thnk *ex is important in a relationship
To me it is
y do u pull yaself(mas*******)
Lol if we don't do it where is the name going to be used?
do u do *exual favours
Yes
Is it true that you still a virgin?
Lol lol true still a virgin breaker
do u lick ya gf *****
Sensitive question... Will answer that 2035
wen last dd u gt sum
Got some music wednesday.. lol
do u carry condom wen goin clubing?
No I don't
who do u thnk u cn date at ya skul?
That cute girl
wer is the wierdest plce
u ever had *ex?
Bushes
do u thnk ya frnd at ya skul r real frndz of fakers
I know they are REAL FRIENDS
wud u **** an old mama 4 money
Even for free *wink*
do u thnk u cute?
No I don't but my girls think am cute ;)
do u thnk u r a gud ****er?
I don't think I know
What would u do or say if kenny kunene offers u 2million rand in return 2 **** yo gf
Lol mmmm... Tough1 I don't think I'd take the offer
wen last dd u hav *ex? Dats if u knw wat it is
I don't know what it is
What would you do if gf told you dat sh z les o bi*exual?
F#ck her like never before
Describe yourself in 3 words?
Talkative, caring and lazy
What's the one rumour you've heard about you that is not true?
That I am a millionaire
Who are you dating currently
My girlfriend
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