Funda Ismilli
niggaitsfunda
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So how r u? I swer 2 god u r always in mah dream nd i miss u alot bb
Do you even go to school? My sister is 6 and she can write and spell better than you, LOL.
Lick me out plse
Hell nah kuh, hell nah.
Im bi aswell :)
But no one knows just myself.
Congratulations. Have you told anyone yet?
do you worship the devil
Triple 6 is ma number, you can get it off ma Tumblr.
If you plan to fail, but you succeed, which have you done? ;)
No. One. ****ing. Cares.
Wtf ur Muslim and bise*ual Bit** that like saying ur a f***EN vegetarian but u eat meat .
So u f***ed up wanna be black Bit** get some help ASAP
UR welcome
Hahahahaha, these inboxes are so old.
Drown, nigga.
Which celebrity would you leave your girl or boyfriend for?
I wouldn't leave my boyfriend for anyone :)
piece of shi*.
**** off, ****os.
Who would you take a bullet for?
Anyone I truly love and care about.
When do you decide to wear hijab?
You don't even neh.
Nasty why would u wanna be bi ????? U should get that inked on ur forhead so people can feel safe around your kind
You should get inked on your forehead, "Fresh Off The Boat", so people can shoot you :)
LLLOOOOOOOOOL ur bf is not a Serb his such a white wannabe !!! Xoxox a Serb by BLOOD
Step back, you Blood.
f*** off, m8. You\'re nasty, niqqa.
are you seriously bi ?
Are you seriously slow?
You and Moses don't suit end it quick shi* !
Your left thigh misses your right thigh, you slu*.
Does your mom know your a f***** ??? Even though she's. hoe
Does your mum know you\'re disabled? Does she know that you\'re a f***ing gay ****? Does she know that you have down syndrome? ADHD? Does she know that you look like a gorillas as*hole? Does she know that you are a useless piece of shi*? A waste of oxygen, you are.
nMy mum\'s a hoe? Wow, that\'s nice, down grading to such a level. How can you say such a thing? How f***ed are you? Wow.
nI\'d like you to say this to my face. I\'ll put you in a coma.
do you like shaving peoples under arms
Yes, OMG. Yum, turns me on.
You should become scalfed
Haha, hmmm, interesting.
Youve become such a Bit** on qoohme lmaoo literally
And idiots like you sit here wondering why... Because of people like you, LOL. f*****/10.
Wtf ive seen you twice in my dreams so far :/
Coz that's the only place yo as* is goin see me anyway, hehe.
2 chainz
Okay now, ketchup to ma campaign. Cool da colour of mayonnaise. I'm drunk and high at the same time, drinkin champagne on the airplane.
ewwwww your boyfriends scary :((
Ewwww, your clit is hairy.
Hey babe it's Clariyah and when the haters come just laugh at there bullshi* and your face isn't that good but your body <3
lol gud 1 d!kh3ad
nIf this was Clarissa, she\'d say it on her account. Because she\'s not 2 faced like you. f***** as*.
you keep viewing okan and rezans qoohme. Why? :/
It pops up on my news feed, you spasticated toilet seat.
Hi hru is u gud
Ferry goot.
Do u spit or swallow
None. But your mum should've swallowed you, hehe.
Are you Turk?
Half Turk and half Spanish :)
I heard the homos that keep post stupid questions anonymously on your Qoohme are all going no where in life and have no friends and is fat. And gap toothed. And has one eyebrow. And we're going to that fat blobs house to steal its treasure and slay it. aslikeskinn
LMFAAAAAAOO, OMG. AHAHHAAHHA, yes. Yes, we are. My se*ual dolphin cousin ;) <3
In inches, how wide is your as*hole?
HAHAHAJAJAAJHAHAHAHAHHA. As wide as your dads.
How long have you and Moses been together?
2 minutes.
I heard you gave moses a head LMAO.
No.
Babe dont worry about these jealous f*****s, not worth it they are just saying shi* because they are un happy and you are happy now so dont worry ye haha <3
I love you Funda.
Hahahaha, thanks! I love you too Moses <3
are you going out with anybody at the moment?
Yes, I'm happily taken (:
I really miss our conversations
Cool motherf***in story. Because if you "really" missed out conversations, you'd bother to f***in inbox me, for once. You f***. Your point is invalid. f*** your sorry as*.
Your a bi lol of be bi to if I was as ugly as you and can't get guys
I think it's trying to communicate.... What should I do?
All these questions are so stupid, who cares if your bi or whatever people should mature up.
You are beautiful!!! And dont let anyone get to you xo
Yeah, I know. People don't have lives, so they try bring others down. Aww, thanks you. I love you, xox.
you have a very nice as*.
Haram.
Is your p**** an over sized clitoris?
Yes.
why do you insist on sharing this multiple times a day every day for what seems like weeks on end?
Because your brother asked me to. I'm a good promoter, aren't I?
You should be an English teacher.
Yes, I should :D But I hate kids, so no.
What's the furthest you've done with a girl ?
Nothing, LOL.
you're perfect.
Nothing and no one is perfect.
This is moses gondwe here.
Now to the person who said i cheated on funda. Who the f*** are you lol i would never cheat on funda
So you can go f*** and elephant and throw your self in a pool of acid.
From the real moses.
HEHEHEHEHEHHE, my Pavlovic <3
LMAAAAOO, COMEDIAN/10.
Its funny because you think it's a joke lol. He tells me everything.
lol lyk ! sed gud 1 d!khed
Moses has already cheated on you lol.
lol yh ok gud 1 m8
Um ur cute
XOXO, GOSSIP GORILLA.
Hey beautiful, just pas*ing by and would like to say to these dumb hoes , LEAVE HER THE f*** ALONE YOU Pu**y Bit**ES. Everybody knows you don't have the balls to say it to her face. Another words, why even bother ? Clearly you have no life dumb motherf***ers ClariyahBoss
Hahahah, f*****s man, f*****s everywhere. Thanks though Risssssaaa, love you, xo <3
Do you prefer a lizards as*hole or a birds tit?
A llamas clit for the win.
moses is only going out with you to try and get you to s*ck is Dic*.. me and him have a bet on it lol
Tell me I'm your National Anthem. Oh yeah, baby, bow down, makin me so wow wow. Tell me I'm your National Anthem, sugar sugar how now, take ya body downtown.
How was my Dic* last night
DUDE, THAT WAS YOUR MUM! YA NASTY.
stahp.
I said it must be, coz a nigga got dough. Extraordinary swag and a mouth fulla gold.
Why you no answer my questions on Qooh you boo* ?
I did, you retarded camel toe.
fat slu*.
That's not what your dad said yesterday ;o
excuse me you asked for a f***ing opinion, either answer the f***ing questions or stop being rude to people. You're not cool.
Um, when did I ask for an opinion? You obese Bit**. I am answering the questions, you fat donkey.
I WILL SHOVE MY TOES DOWN YOUR THROAT, FAT slu*.
illuminati *****
Triple 6 is my number, you can get it off my Tumblr :) <3
Does your v***** taste like oranges or an elephants toe dipped in kfc gravy ?
Tastes like banana dipped in Nutella.
what makes you think it's okay to be bise*ual and muslim at the same time ?
it's f***ing common sense.
What makes you think it's okay for your fat as* to f***ing annoy me about it 24/7? Don't you have a life? Don't you have anything better to do? LOL, so pathetic.
Funda 1 - 0 Anonymous.
how does the niggaaaa Dic* taste ;)
I dunno, ask your mum. She would know :)
lol i look like your as*? haha at least i don't look like a down syndrome hippo
you fat Bit**
Who said anything about my as*? LOL, loser and a half.
Down syndrome hippo? That's dry.... Like your mums Pu**y.
Wow, uR k3wL t3@cH m3 Ur Y0|ö ways.
Niggah p e thug life OGFWKAT <3
Dyslexic/10.
How skinny are you on a scale of 1-fat?
Fat/10 :)
You are a f***en attention seeking f*** all i see your ugly genetically inferior face on my news feed you fat f*** mwahhh xoxoxoxo
LOOOOLL, comedian/10.
Naww you and moses are sooo cutee!
Awww, haha, thank you <3
I'm driving to flem today can I drive by and munch out on your pussay. DRIVE by Pu**y Funda what's up
LOL, I will find you, and I will bomb your house :)
You have lots of haters aswell as people who love you, well at least a few. Do you get angry by people whom say shi* to you because your bi?
No, I really don't care. It just amuses me :3
Your bi because you find it hard to get guys lol you got a black boyfriend eewwwwwww
LOL, not really..
Ew? Are you, like, retarded? Black people are the best. They're so fun to be around. I love Africans.
You're ew.
|]0 U h4v3 $w4q ?
No, but I have a dictionary.
your really f***ing weird and all that random shi* you do really unattractive..
SAM IS DEAD - OFWGKTA
what's that mean
I dunno, ask your mother.
Remember when we attempted to kiss hahaha
-asliiii
Hahahahahahahahhahahaha, joke of the year.
No.
This isn't even Asli, LMAO.
you have goggle eyes
I still believe in man, a wise one asked me, "Why?", coz I just don't believe we're wicked, I know that we sin, but I do believe we try.
You know i just reckon youre using moses just to prove or hide your bise*uality! anywho i miss talking to you
I'm not using Moses. I wouldn't use anyone for anything..
I'm bise*ual. Yes, I am bi. Your point is invalid. I'm not hiding anything.
Inbox me then if you "Miss me".
Yo nigga
Was*up - A$AP Rocky
I dislike the fact that you put on a fake smile and pretend you're happy, i dont know what to say or do .. I kinda want a help but how O.o
Hahahaha, inbox me right now then :o
Hi Funda :') i have you on facebook and i wanted to drop by and say youre beautiful and f*** what people think.xo
AWWW, OHMAGAWD.
WHY COULDN'T YOU INBOX ME SAYING THIS?
:(
I know you love spiders! Abuci wuci ><
I eat them for breakfast, lunch and tea.
STOP f***ING WRITING NIGGA YOUR NOT f***ING BLACK
Just for that...
Nigga.
This is Moses. Funda. Lets meet up asap I've got the funniest news I have to tell you Inbox meh
Fraud niggas, y'all niggas, das dat shi* I don't like. Yo shi*, make believe, rappin bout my own life. That's rare nigga, Rick Flaire nigga. The powers in ma hand nigga.
Your a lesbian.
You're fat, you f***.
Your boyfriend is ugly ewwwwwww yuk youre desperate for Dic* that much!
I give her that D, coz that's where I was born and raised in.
#Detroit.
li frasisco serbato tansee moses? hahaha <3
Yes, I am a camel.
your boyfriend and I have a bet on you, its to see if he can get you to s*ck his Dic* heheh, don't think you're all that Bit** .
LOOOOL, too funny.
Looks like I'm winning, hoe :)
im so jealous you love moses, i love you so much and thought we were geeting close, f*** you for what youve done i hope you never find happiness in any relationship, fml you have ruined my life!
LOL :ß
Hey how you doin' lil' mama? Let me whisper in ya ear
Tell ya somethin' that ya might like to hear
Got a se*y as* body and ya as* look soft
Mind if I touch it to see if it's soft
Blind's wide open so he can see you in the dark when you're sleepin. Naked body, fresh out the shower, you touch yourself after hours.
Ain't no man allowed in your bedroom, you're sleepin alone in bed.
Check your window. He's at your window.
are you in love with moses?
eRm@gH€rD h@¡
have you and moses kissed on the lips yet?
Ewwwwww, nooooo, cooootieeess!
the only reason you have a boyfriend is because you dont want people to know you love v*****, haha i bet you'd lick Pu**y any day over that gorilla
Well, mate, you're clearly f***ing retarded.
Everyone should know by now that I'm bi, so if you don't know what bi means, it is when a female or male, is attracted to the same se*, as well as the opposite. So please, just Westgate it, babe.
LOL, gorilla? No. The only Dic*head of a gorilla around here... Is you.
I'll give $100 if ya lick the shi*s out of me x0x.
Ewwww, Chlamydia.
i dont know why but to me your eyes are very googaly
English please.
Dafuq is "Googaly"? Dumbas*.
Bit** as* niggah
Snoop Dee-O-Double G.
thats so sweet to hear haha, your mum must be a wonderful lady!
She's amazing :)
do you actually celebrate christmas or just contribute for the families sake? :)
Both. My dad's catholic and I've been doing it ever since I was so little, so it's a normal thing.
My mum's okay with it, even if she's Muslim, mum and I don't have any problems. We respect peoples religions.
Drive by pussay Funda what's up;)
I was real calm and shi*, but I will f*** you up.
Carpet muncher.
HAHAHAHAH.
Please, kill yourself, you useless purple turtle.
your not black and stop acting like you are filthy *****
You're*
YO MAMMA A FILTHY HOE.
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