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What is something that actually offends you?
Breathing
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What do you envy about the opposite $ex?
Beards mostly
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What do you need to get off your chest?
My t***ies
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what do you look for in a guy?
A pulse
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If you were a superhero, what would you call yourself?
Super Trash
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What are you tired of seeing on social networks?
Pokemon Go and people who think it's cute to post photos of self harm
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Which word do you misspell a lot ?
I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE I CANNOT SPELL IT
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fav meme?
Anything that I can relate to
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dream guy?
Someone who likes memes and nuggets
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if you had to get rid of one friend, who would it be?
What kind of question is this? That's so fcked up. Why would I do that wth
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What's the worst present you've ever received?
Life
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Make a confession
I am lonely. wow shocking
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hottest guys you know? dan.pendergast
1-memes
2-memes
3-memes
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What is something very few people know about you?
I am shy idk maybe like that I have poor people skills
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you have depression dont you?????
probably not, i'm just senstitive man
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do you have a boyfriend?
nah dude, men are repulsed by me.
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thoughts on dan pendergast??
He seems like a really cool dude, don't know him much though. He's got cool music taste and is cute
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What is the most embarrassing thing you had to tell your parents ?
Idk maybe my drunk moments
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What have you noticed about yourself recently?
That I need to be happier and I'm changing that ayy
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You looked really happy today, it was lovely
Yeah man how cool is it, everything always is okay.
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Why are you so protective of your friends???
Because it's how I was raised, protect the ones you love. I'm like an angry Russian when someone hurts my pals, it's s fun party trick
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What is your favourite slang word ?
Sanga and goon.
Sanga - Sandwich and Goon - cask of wine
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You and mikayla hate your friends now??????
No we don't, we are just confused bc it seems like they don't want anything to do with us. It's really hard to explain
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EVERYONE HAS DITCHED US BC THEYRE ALL ****S THAT MAKE ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT EVERYTHING AND ONLY HAVE ONE SIDE OF A fckING STORY. And also, they can get fcked bc were sick of being the only ones that make any effort. ????????????
Yeah maybe idk things are difficult and I don't want people to hate us for something we have no control over AHHH it's ok Mikayla
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What happened to all of your friendship groups?
Idk what happened man, people are ignoring us and idk what to do anymore
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You looked sad today
Bc I am man
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how many friends do u have
one and her sweet A$$ name is Mikayla
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What's with the nosey A$$holes on here? You do you.
Ask interesting or stupid questions, not probing questions.
Who's your favourite care-bear? (If you have one)
The yellow care bear is my favourite
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Which trend are you not into ?
Contouring idk
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You seem like a sad person
I'm a sad positive person if that makes sense
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How many relationships have you been in?
67
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How did your "crazy ex" become your "crazy ex"?
when he thought it was a cute idea to verbally abuse me
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What is your purpose in life?
To share memes and eat knives
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Which was the best year of your life so far, and why?
Idk man maybe 2005
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What causes you to stay up late?
Thinking about boys lol
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How do you describe yourself?
piece of trash who is reminded daily by herself that she is merely a failure and should genuinely stop doing life
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What do you want to hate, but can't?
chicken nuggets
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have you actually tried to kill yourself?
I do not feel comfortable discussing my mental health with a complete stranger. Soz ✌?️✨
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I noticed on your snapchat my story that you mentioned something about a psych?? I didn't know you go to one, that's so great for you. Why do you go?
To talk about my brain
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Have you been diagnosed with a mental illness?
yeah :// it's called ifckedurDad
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have u ever tried killing urself??? u should sometime, it's fun
yEH!! I will definitely try it out xxx tHANKS!!!?
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Your current bank balance ?
69M
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What are you tired of?
Existing tbh
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At what point did you realise you are attractive?
I haven't yet
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Are you interested in anyone right now? ?
I don't know I'm kind of trying not to, got too much going on I don't want to catch feelings bc cbf
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What would put a smile on your face today ?
If someone gave me food
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You're so beautiful and I think you're the best girl ever!
Don't listen to the people being ****s, I think you're wonderful bby ?
I love you ?
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You're so memie it's beautiful
I love u
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Why you so beautiful?
Because I am ugly
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I really wanna have $ex with you
Me too
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What's a lesson you learned the hard way?
That I can't microwave tacos for too long
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If you were suddenly elected president, what would be your first thing you do?
Death to Donald Trump and any A$$hole like him
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What do you silently judge people for?
idk I can't really think of what I judge people for
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What is good in your life right now?
Absolutely nothing
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are u into weird k**ky sht?
pardon moi
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What is the most crushing thing anyone has said to you?
Idk nothing
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you always look sad and I know that you self harm
I fcking don't?????????? if you were genuinely worried about me, you should at least come up to me in person and ask if I'm okay, instead of blurting bullsht all on my qoohme.
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What will you be doing in next hour ?
Eating my hands
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What are you doing tomorrow
Lying down in the train tracks why do u want to know
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You always look sad
That's because I have come to terms on how ugly my face is
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Just die already
Fml wish I could
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What did you last Google ?
p*rnhub
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What or who are you obsessed with right now?
Mikayla
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Do you watch the eric andre show?
Nah, should I?
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What is something that people might not like about you?
Lots of things idk like how mean I can get if I'm mad and maybe how clingy I am when I'm sick
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Do u not care for my feelings
Depends on who you are and I dunno u so lmao
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I've fallen in love with you
?
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How do you think the world will end?
With zombies or like it'll just explode
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what do u want right now?
I want someone to tell me that they love and adore me and that everything will be ok bc it's not
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I'd hook up with you
tbh I would too, I see why you'd want to
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What is your biggest fear?
I have too many, but I really don't like clowns
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How many woodchucks if a woodchucked wood fcked nucked woof?
Interracial p*rn
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what's your advice for people going through a tough time?
idk you can do it, buckle up for more tough times tho. Life is filled with tha bullsht, it's inevitable. Just keep keeping on, someone loves and cares for you
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do you have a mental illness
maybe
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please be happy
look you ****ing fck piss off
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Ur an alcoholic
now I'm feeling so fly like a g6
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How tall are you bc u seem smol
I think I'm like 5"6 probs wrong idk
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Lets chat and aee who wins x
You are incredibly flirtatious with those x's and I feel uncomfortable
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Lol ill make u bi xx pls
you kinda can't make someone idk
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Want to let me try x?
ThAT IS RISQUÉ
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I bet I could turn u
Now that's a bit of a pickle
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how do you know that you are gay?
when you try and watch straight p*rn and you vomit because it disgusts you
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What's the craziest rumor you've heard about yourself?
That I'm gay and that Mikayla and I were together.
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you use to be so positive, what happened?
u clearly don't know me then bc I am always a NEGATIVE NANCY
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I'm talking about mickayla
You can't fcking spell, you stupid ****. Die in your own blood and vomit ???
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What was the last movie you watched? What'd you think of it?
Insidious 3, it was funny idk
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what is your insta name quanmeyer08
Sh1tcvnt
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Hello my name is Herbert. I live in jungle with my wife Shawty. We have discovered a tribe that only dances to Drake's "Hotline Bling". What do you think of this?
Can I be your new wife, I love Drake also
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your friend is disgusting
which friend are you talking about???? U WANT fckING BEEF MATE
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I don't understand why you are sad all the time, you have nothing to be sad about
haha
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Ur snapchat my story is funny
u and ur homies might be lined in chalk