Uyanda
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Thoughts on me? Ecstasy_kidd
oh, hello there erin ?.
uhrm, you're definitely.. 'different' ?. interesting girl, you. you've got an amazing sense of humour and a beautiful soul. we've had our ups & downs, but i'm glad we're now able to be civil ??. x
What is something that actually offends you?
uhrm, when people are $exist, racist, disrespectful towards culture or religion, judgemental about weight or just downright rude. ?
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Who do you think is prettier in person than on instagram?
message me ? x
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Are you going to CBC St Johns? Or something like that?
yupadabadoo ?
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Luyolo Slatsha?
trill nigga, a real keeper. ?
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Did you and Luyolo from MHS ever date and would you ever date him?
no, we didn't ☺.
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that girl is so dark,she needs my shade to make her yellow. brecheron__
hehe ?. can somebody say 'amen' ?
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liddo sister ?? brecheron__
blessed with the best ??
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Who's Despair?
curiosity killed the cat. ☺
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Who's Brecheron?
okay, so ? :
'bre' is brenay & 'cheron' is her second/middle name, together it makes 'brecheron'. oh ja, its awso her ig username @brecheron__ ?
comprehend ? ??
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after i came outta the pool
nevermind. makes sense now ?.
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i was so wet.
ew. uhrmm, okay ? ☺
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Isn't Brenay weird?
brenay, you're the weirdest brenay that i know. ?
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when am i gon' see you ?? brecheron__
been getting asked this question a lot lately ?. well, when do you wanna see me ? ?
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yo' mama lurvs mee? brecheron__
is that so ? ?
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When am I gonna see you ? ?? erinsables
that's the most sensible question anyone's asked me today ?. baby, i need to see you soon ???. hit me up later & we can figure sum'n out ? ?
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Seeing these haters throw shade and call you a btch on your acc ? Shows how 'em dns are raised by their so called mothers mb auj ?? erinsables
can somebody say 'amen' ?. thank you sm, my baby. but issokeyy, they don't phase mee ??. i love youuuu x
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How much do you have in your bank account ?
idek, but its not enough ??
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Trillest ;-)
'all hail king uyanda, the trillest in the gameee ??.' ncawww, thank you, my love ?. i know who this is though ?.
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Lyvann is thirsty bruhh. brecheron__
you throw enough shade to make all africans yellow. ? leave the bruhh alone ?
you can have my crusts brecheron__
-& prevent constipation ? yessss please ☺
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And you can have the unwanted piece of bread. ? brecheron__
noooo, not this again. you know i don't need the extra fat ??
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you're such a hater ? brecheron__
that is an extremely false statement ?
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And Joy,is the baby daddy ? brecheron__
child support, child support, child support ???
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Lyvann cant take no for an answer. brecheron__
why sm exposure? ? leave the poor guy alone, you big bully. ??
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He can use his hammer on you ? brecheron__
ahhhh, i'm too young for this content ??
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and he can be the judge.? brecheron__
don't even start ??
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why am i forgetting to hide my name?? brecheron__
caz you're brenay ?
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What do you think about the most ?
a special person ???
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What's pissing you off right now ?
idek ? -my signal is so effing slow rn ?
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I love you babe?.
i love you sm more . ?
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Who are your best friends??
they know who they are. ?
i'm sorry, i just dont wanna hurt anyone's feelings. ? x
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I like you ?.
i bet i like you more. ?
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You are so savage?.
uyanda is savage, ruthless ?.
thank youuu ? x
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gross ???.
i know who this is now. ??
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bully.? brecheron__
i learn from the best. ?
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My Yanda is savage, ruthless brecheron__
i like your remix better ?
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arggg,i forgot to put emojie's ?? brecheron__
who's fault is that, brenay ? ??
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your menses are going to think that im weird.? brecheron__
no, no. my menses *know* you not lekker in your kop, my child. ??
ek sal 'doom' jou.
if you going to trow shade on ma profile,i will doom you
If i sense negativity,DOOM.
I want to be a positivity in my life, this season? brecheron__
can i get an 'amen' ? ?
all these haters tryna throw shade in the middle of summer ? -let us start our journey, anon! you & i, changing the world, dooming the haters away! ??
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your new feed is goals.???????⚽ brecheron__
it's about time. ?
but thank you sooo much ?
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you shouldve came to Milnerton High,that's where im at,and its better than City b*m Cleaners.??
Like,i mean..im at MHS.? brecheron__
we're not having this conversation again, brenay! ? cbc is where imma be at & where imma stay ?.
who said i wanted to be with you anyways, jou daksroef ? ??
ii see you, im outside you home ! Why is your skin so God damn light b***h
ohemgee ??
^ you're the weirdest little brother ever. get off my qoohme, before i snitch & tell mom. ?
-no, i'm serious, hey ? ? get off my qoohme ??
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do yo know my name,grade,class.(if you do know my face then this is not my real face ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh)
???
^ that vid brings back so many memories. ? defs gonna miss hearing everyone say that joke ???. x
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What are you good at ?
lotsa stuff ? ??
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If you could reach into any movie and pull something out, what would you take?
i'd reach into 'straight outta compton' & i'd prolly take their cars ? ?? or maybe i'd reach into 'clueless' & i'd take that girla's wardrobe ? ?
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Baaaabyyy? abigail.mv
ello governor! ?
(read in british accent) ?
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Lief vir jou ?? abigail.mv
baie lief vir jou ook ?
-mybruu, i even speak afrikaans for you. this child doesn't appreciate my love ?
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Hoe lyk dit ? ✨ abigail.mv
ek en jou naked . ?
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ITTY BITTEE TITTEE COMITTEE. abigail.mv
hol' up, hol' up, hol' up.
speak for yo'self, babychild. ? uyanda is no longer a member the 'itty bitty tittee comittee', uhrrkay ? ??
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How'd you get more qoohs than me ? ? abigail.mv
you're not active enough ?
jk. irdk, hey ? maybe just ask for more qooh's ? ?
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Twin?? abigail.mv
well, aren't you just the cutest, fellow 'twin' ? ??
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Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Eyyyyyyyyy. Okay,okay.
Im hungry??
eat yo' peaches, hunny ???
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Ow, Uya?
ow anonymous ??
hoe lyk dit ? ?
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Your body like a workof art bby
don't fw me, i'll break your heart, baby. ? (black beatles, right?)
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The reason why i don't show my name is cause im afraid you'll get too intimidated by my name sweety.
Don't keep yourself groot you're only in grade 7 ☺
this is so immature ?. baby, i advise you to go and *google* a more believable come-back. you're wasting your time, my time & my data.
byee now. ? x
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who's your favourite Brenay?
brenay is my favourite brenay ☺.
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Favourite song?
i don't even know, wig' ? ??
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I thought I was your favourite? brecheron__
babyyy, mara vele you know that you'll always be my favee ??. you're the one who's got the pizza my heart, remeber ? ?
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Get a life.
^ by far the best failed attempt of an insult that i've received in a loongg time. ?
-'a' for effort. keep trying, my child ? x
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Hi ❤️❤️. Breaks w you are lit?.
eyy ?. thank you s/m, bebe. you're my match-stick, wihout you -i wouldn't be abl to be 'lit' at all ? x
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I luhhh you bestie?.
i love you the mostest ?
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Your thoughts on the end of exams?
one word: 'hoyaaaa' ?
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Know any fake people?
too many ?
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Katersmater❤✋.
Bring lekkerdinge toms , for klaass ?
how's about no ? ?
-jokes, i can't. seeing my 'shrink' tomorrow, maybe next time ?? x
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Weirdest thing you've seen someone do?
i dont like exposing people publicly ?. rather message me & i'll tell you ? x
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Listen here girly.
don't keep yourself kwaii here cause you not. Don't mess with me.
maybe i would've pretended to care if you'd left your name. ?
-try again later, k ?
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try and come at me again,you'll wish you were never born.
haha ? . you don't know how much you've made my day ??
ps: leave your name next time . x
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You're so uggggg
yay, now we're twinning. ?
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btch.
takes one to know one, my baby ?
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What are you sick and tired of?
urghh, i don't even know, man ? . its prolly hearing that 24K magic song ? ?
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Becos you told me too❤?.
Ilyxx. Btw- Amy october ? ??.
*to ?
ow babyyy, i love you wayyy more ??. bruhh, why'd you gotta expose me like that though ? ??
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K.
not today, satan. not today. ?
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One thing you wish you could change about today?
ohkay, so.
1. i didn't use enough emojii's in my paragraph about bongii ??
2. i don't like how messily (not a word) i typed bongi's paragraph, i really really really wish i could've skipped less lines ??
3. i'm way too ocd, maynn ?
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Bongi?
jorhh, where to start ? ?
she's 'different' ? one of my best, she's always making me laugh -even when i dont really wanna. ?
i love how unapologetically real she is, i've learnt so much from her & i feel extremely privileged to have her in my life ?.
beautiful girl -body, mind & soul ?
^she's gonna read this & laugh at me for almost getting too senti ??
-anyhooo, i loveee her & that's the end of it ? ?
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so I just wanted to say hi cause you're my besto and I miss you❤️?.
yo' bestie ?
missing you moreeee ???
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J E M A N D A ? jemma.cupido
J E M A N D A ??
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Hope you that you're one of the few people that make my life worth living?. jemma.cupido
all this senti-ness gomme feeling some typa way, baby cakeeee ?
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Btw I asked my mom if "A" is fam and she said his not so you know what that means????❤️. jemma.cupido
i disagree ??
marrying your fam isn't lekker, boet ??
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You make me smile and laugh every time we talk?❤️❤️. jemma.cupido
you make my heart go *kerboom*. ??
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Are you religious, cause you're the answer to all my prayers??. jemma.cupido
baby cake ???
-i wish i could respond with sum'n as cute as that ? *scratches head*
i luhh djoo s/m ? ?
^ senti enough for ya ? ??
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do u know Jaymee brant
yeah, but not on a personal level ? ?
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How many times do you brush your teeth a day?
twice ? ?
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What toothpaste do you use?
aquafresh ?
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I hear you used to smaak Tristan Moses??
i hear you used to tell the truth ?
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What do you think of Nomvelo ?
she's my bestest ?
we've come a long way & i'm glad to have her in my life. she's a strong and beautiful person (inside & out) ?
i love her and djoo cant do anything about it! ??