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Okay well I am sure if I run into you things would be different. Anyway have a great day ?
Um okay? ?
Would you be keen on a hook up?
No
How long since you have self harmed
Wow that’s a very confronting question..
before I answer.. why are you asking a question like that?
Miss you
Who’s this? I can’t really miss you back if you’re anonymous ?
Would you ever go out with a friend you've known for a long time
Currently I’m not interested in a relationship if that’s what you mean.
Also depends on who.
Your stunning would smash 10/10
That’s cool. Thanks? I guess?
Are you wifi because I'm feeling a connection
Hahahaha ?
How do I send DM?
Well for one, you’re under anon. So idk who you are or if I have you on Facebook or anything else
She was also the first cow milked on an aeroplane!!
Oh wow ?
The first cow to fly in an aeroplane was Elm Farm Olliein in Feb 1930
Wtf ?
Cows can live for more than 20 years
That’s cool ??
McDonald's is also a world's largest supplier of toys
Why do I doubt that
The Queen owns a McDonald's restaurant
Where? Lol
McDonald's first sold hotdogs not hamburgers
I think I’ve heard this one before!!
The first cuddle cafe was opened in Tokyo in 2014
Cuddle cafe??
In Japan thousands of men and boys strip down to their loincloths in hope of gaining luck for the year in the naked festival
Oh wow ?
Technicallt the knife is making me let go, not you ???
Then stay there. ?? I cbf with this ??
Have you ever been on a trip where they pulled over for the guys to have a pee but wouldn't stop at a bathrooms for the girls?
No.
You're stupid
At least you used the right “you’re”.
I’ll dangle. And you cannot make me drop. You couldn’t be able to :)
What if I got a knife and cut your fingers? ?
How do you develop a deep connection with someone? Asking for a mate called me ??
Hahahahaha ??
It’s actually hard for me to answer that. Depends on the person really. I have a hard time getting close to people so yeah.
What makes you wanna kiss someone?
Honestly I don’t know haha. If I have a good emotional connection with them I guess?
Idk that’s a hard question
This chick. That’s who ???
It ain’t gonna hurt. *dangles*
You’ll get tired tho ?
We’ll then we’ll just see if it hurts enough. It shouldn’t ?
*dangles off a building*
Who voluntarily dangles off a building ?
Wish I was your your toilet paper
??
Normally you use a strap on a guy and you fck him
I’m aware
Do you know what pegging is?
I don’t really want to shove anything up a guys butt.
So the only thing that is allow to touch your A$$hole is toilet paper?
Basically, yeah. ?
Wouldnt you want to turn the people you hate into your food and turn them into your poop?
Never thought about it that way hahah.
Have you had your A$$ licked before?
No.
No tongue is going on my A$$hole.
Would you peg a guy?
I’ve never really thought about that honestly ????
What is your pfp on insta
My what??
Can i dm you on insta if you dont mind i am 17
Dunno who you are tho
an*** yes or no?
Did you spell an*** wrong ? there is an extra star
Of you could turn someone you hate into a cow or pig would you? And would you then turn them into food?
Probably haha. Give them to some of the hungry people in other countries
If you could turn someone you hate into your food would you?
Nah they’d probably taste as bad as their personality
Why do people call you a hoe
It’s a joke between a friend and I because I’m the single one ?
What us your Instagram name
Is*
oxskittles
Would you turn people into underwear?
Someone I hate, yes. And give them to someone gross ??
If you could turn someone into a toilet would you?
HAHAHAAHAH someone I hate, Yeah ?
If you could enslave men would you?
Nah that’s rude I think
Would you rather force someone to smell your farts or use an inflatable butt plug?
I actually read this out to my mum ?
And I’d rather people smell my farts, it’s funny seeing people’s reactions when they smell bad ?
Why are u such a hoe
Cause I am ??♀️
I guess that could work. What makes you so sure it would be painful enough? ?
If you’re hanging off the edge of a building with one hand, the last thing you want is to have your fingers stood on ??
How can you try kicking them off? ?
Um step on their fingers and hope they let go from the pain? ?
Because its qoohme and people ask question?
Well no sht ? but I’m curious as to why I’m being asked all the male questions haha :)
bikini or one piece?
Prefer bikini’s. One piece’s make me feel like a kid again ?
Just kick them off somehow hahahaha
I’ll try hahahaha ?
Anything else besides smelling nice? ???
Why am I being asked these ??
Why haven't you had a cream pie?
I just haven’t. ??♀️
What makes you physically attracted to a guy?
I looooove when they smell real good ?? it’s usually one of the first things I notice
Rules are YOU have to kill them so you have to do something ?
Oh ffs this involves using my brain and I’m far too tired for that ?
What's your thoughts on cream pies?
Never had one
What are you going to do to the serial killer then after helping your family member up? ?
Leave them there, they’ll get tired and let go most likely ?
What is necessary to have a good relationship?
Communication.
The ability to “agree to disagree” about things.
Trust & loyalty.
Yes. And given that both are hanging. So if you save the family member, you have to kill the serial killer.
Yeah that’s fine by me lol the serial killer can go
I’m a girl. I’m brunette. I live in Tgon. Does that narrow it down? ??
No they don’t both die. They’re both hanging one handed. You can save one, but if you save one, you MUST kill the other.
I can think of a few ? give me more hints pls ?
Ohh fck I read it wrong earlier cause I’m a dopey sht ?
I’d save the family member.
Wait, it was between a family member & a serial killer right?
I have an account and posting on anon so it notifies me ?
What if a beloved family member and a serial killer were both dangling off a cliff one handed, and you can choose to save one, but then you MUST kill the other afterwards? What do you do? ??
You sound like a cheeky sht since you’re posting under anon. I’m curious to know who you are now ?
Ain’t that pointless if they both die?
well define “looks really crap” ??
Untidy, idk haha.
Who actually keeps checking my qoohme to see if I’ve responded?! ?
So someone who stinks pretty much ??
Basically ? and looks really crap. Ahaha I feel so judgmental right now ?
On instagram, what is your first impression of __regaljourdan__ , the queen of all queens? ??????♀️
Dunno who that is ?
Whats are some physical turn offs?
Unhygienic. Super hairy. Basically someone who just doesn’t take care of themselves physically.
If you u were to describe your perfect man what would he look like
Looks don’t matter.
Some creep in America was hiding under benched and sticking his hand out trying to touch women’s feet.
What would you do if that happened? ?
Idk but that’s funny HAHAHAHA ?
Americans order 350 slices of pizza every second.
Fat fckers lol
Pizza Hut became the first restaurant to deliver a pizza to space when it rocketed a pizza to astronaut Yuri Usachov at the International Space Station. The pizza was topped with extra spices since tastebuds are dulled in space and salami so it wouldn't mold
Legit or nah?
Skittles were invented in 1974.
I love that I got sent this one haha!
An average woman eats about 2 to 3 kilos of lipstick in her lifetime.
Yeah look not me because I don’t wear it
The average bra cup size in Ireland is a 34C
Oh that’s cool
Nipples can be split into four different categories — normal, flat, puffy and inverted.
I actually know someone with an inverted nipple hahaha
The owner of the largest natural boo*s in the world has a 48V bust
fck that
Are you a virgin
I got asked this ages ago on here, and I’ll have the same answer...
ARE YOU STUPID ?
There are 8,000 nerve endings in the clitoris, while the p**** only has 4,000.
I’ve been told this one before haha
The patient told the doctor her mother said it would prevent pregnancy. In that case, mother didn't always know best.
Omg
A doctor once removed a potato that started sprouting vines out of a patient’s v*****.
Ew hahahahaha
Believe it or not, the first movie to use the word “v*****“ on film was Disney’s “The Story of Menstruation,” released in 1946.
Legit?
v*****s and sharks have something in common. They both contain the substance squalene. This exists in shark livers and is a natural v*****l lubricant.
Fair enough!!
In 2009, a woman reportedly set the v***** weightlifting record by lifting over 30 pounds. She attached the weight to a wooden egg so her muscles could grab onto it. This gives Kegel exercises a whole new meaning.
????
v*****s are also strong enough to clamp down on p****es. This is known as p**** captivus.
Hahahaha
It is a rare occurrence in intercourse when the muscles in the v***** clamp down with intensity on the p****, which makes it impossible for the p**** to withdraw from the v*****.
Fair enough ?
About 2% of women have supernumerary or a third nipple.
Well I ain’t one of them lol
Wazuuuuuuuuup?!
How are you two lovelies?! I’m drunk soz. ???
Who’s this? Haha ?
Not my fault they tickle my an** and make my A$$ sneeze hahahahahahahah
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hahahahaha cant help they need a warm habitat of a region up my b*m bwahaahahahaha
Then don’t fart the poor fckers out, they’ll get cold!!!
Mmm I just farted, just thought you should know the frogs are out ????
WHAT HAHAHAHA
Stop putting frogs up ya A$$
I bet you taste like skittles baby ????
Hahahahahahaha who was this ?
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