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no one even knows where or who you are anymore. Whyd you disappear
Ahaha what? This didn't make much sense. The people who actually matter in my life are still around. I didn't disappear.
Yeah idk was like 95 or somthing! Now it's like 32.
thats crazyyy! mines around 30 now too, was 67 or something like that.
Are you seeing anyone atm? :)
LOL it's jelena... Who could I possibly be seeing :')
idk it not that bad ay, probs still better then it would be if i didn't get it done. lol did you have a doc that kinda gave off a pedo vibe?
What were your degrees at? Probably huh! Haha yes one of them, I had 2 though one was some Asian chick
I got it done back in bosna in a bath tub full of ice we used rakija as anesthetic and antiseptic, recon that could be the problem? Lol jks did it at the royal children's hospital.
Hahahaha, oh nice we probably had the same doctor or some ****. As if yours hurts more now though.. That s*cks !
Hi
i hope you like walruses as much as i do
lol id feel like a weirdo inboxing you now! yeah that gay. not **** i recon i was better before the surgery. only problem was it was getting worse every month never hurt before it, yeah i get them random spasms too. **** it still better then aids.
i promise you i won't think any different of you haha! Oh so you had the surgery? this is coool, inbox me seriously! they might have pinched a nerve or something :( where did you get it done?
**** you and your spine bish...I lied your gross
**** off kerim u gay **** go eat on your own.
hey your bloody hot as, but yeah sirisly i also have scoliosis and **** does your back hurt? did you get a spinal fusion? i did the drugs were about the only good thing about it.
hey cheers haha, look feel free to inbox me for the details. i don't mind talking about it or helping out at all. Occasionally my back hurts still or i'll get a random muscle spasm.. but before i was bed bound for majority of my day. Yeah i got spinal fusion, and i'd recommend it if you were a valid candidate. But like i said inbox me, i could probably help you out more that way.
I think your as* must be the only thing better than maccas
legitimately lol'd :')
You must be worrying for alot of children then
Haha, i doubt it dear i doubt it.
I just want you to squash my face with your as*
lets pipe down a little, what do you rekon champ?
Your as*>>>>
what a beautiful compliment, i feel as if i can grow interpersonally from this.
Damn, I miss looking at your as* from last year
haha, i worry for you child.
A strong independent black women? Alright, taking that into consideration I would like to revise my offer, instead of maccas I'll provide you with a bucket of fried chicken from KFC?
But you see I'm also trying to get fit so perhaps celery sticks instead.
saw you down the road walking in socks HAHAHA ****en mr dogs
LOL, i've never walked outside in my socks?
Will you marry me? I can't offer much, but I will buy you maccas, deal?
considering i'm a strong independent black woman who don't need no man ...i don't know if i can take that offer of yours.
no idea, but based of all this stuff you seem very welcoming and open
Oh thank you :) haha this is cute. I try to be nice to everyone unless i have a reason not to be.
I'll tease you a bit then with the force of zeus i will plow it in and berry my cawk so deep in u that whoever pulled me out would be crown king aurthur
LOL thats disgusting
you're so damn nice
Why haha? Thank you though
hfdjsklfdyeah
it'll all be okay my dear
dammit it's over isn't it? ): it was good was it lasted :/
Maybe one day we can meet again lover
would love it if ya sat on my face
lets relax a little huh
pwwwoaaaahhhh no way ! a whole cone? I'll buy the engagement ring tomoz
You're such a babe, ugh... you're too good for me.
naah I can drive but nowadays women pick the guy up :P ahaha
Oh apparently huh ! I dunno maybe i can shout you a cone or something cause you're da 1
done come pick me up now, I'm pretty keen on a McChicken
does that mean you can't drive and im talking to a minor or?
since it was a pretty good line I think this is the part where you accept going on a date with me ahaha ;)
how does a maccas run sound bub
Waverly Gardens! :)
oh makes sense, well you should say hey :3
yeaah charm all the ladies I'll give you another one: You are the sun to my moon, the yin to my yang; there's no one else that I'd rather bang. :)
hahahahahahahahahahaha what a line.
t*** out for da boiz plzz
Might have to pass on this delightful offer
wouldbang/10
aren't you an absolute charmer.
you look cute in your qooh.me photo :)
you look cute in every photo ;)
Hey i see you often hope all is well
oh really? where... say hey some time :)
runescape combat level?
134... like a champ
Hey how are ya?
You know what.. I'm actually really good. I hope you're good too :)
maddest runescape player.
the sickest, come join me
whos your sikkest neighbour cuz
Lajos is gay. That is all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3bs_eUvf7Y
Well that was cute
Favourite runescape choon???
Play runescape without sound for maximum concentration levels
I was going to be a writer, instead Im a freelance photographer for the Daily Bugle. you never know, I get around the city allot. might swing past you by coincidence, if i do i will be sure to feed you some snacks hehe
Hahaha oh sounds rather intriguing good sir.
favorite song of all time?
ooh probs unfoolish - ashanti + biggie
it was time to say goodbye. I kissed her on the forehead and whispered "I must go now, be free" placing her back into the tree. i rush down stairs and sob while eating a chocolate fury friend possum, it reminded me of the good times..
are you a writer? You should be a writer.
Jesse Thomas
i heard he was the god of the gods
I don't even know who else is asking these questions. I originally asked it, and no I actually mean it never worked out cos apperently you's couldn't trust eachother (don't wanna say exactly what happen) and other reasons like family ****.
Dunno, everything happens for a reason however.
Who are these two guy friends you talk to consistently ! Give me there names pls
My brothers friend if he can't sleep and drags
What are some things that annoy you about males
would you like a book? Guys who think it's okay to be rude to their girlfriend in front of their mates, umm arrogance, when they think they can dominate every aspect of the relationship, hypocrisy.... ughhhh theres a lot.
how is it bull****?
because i've never stopped seeing someone for that reason, and if thats the kind of **** they wanna tell their friends to justify things then lol okay.
How many guys do you talk to then
I don't see how it's anyones business but theres maybe 2 i talk to consistently and both are good friends anyway.
Let's just say I know a boy you were seeing for a while, and he said you did that's why it didn't work out with you guys haha. x
LOL..... this is the biggest load of bull**** i've ever heard but sure. and ripleys believe it or not people change.
I quickly pull her through my window out of the cold, and wrap her in a cotton rug. caressing the fluffy jelz possum, i go down stairs and make up some sliced apples. watching her nibble them made me cry, i knew i couldn't keep her
LMAOoOO i think i love you
You talk to a fair bit of guys and except your ideal boy not to talk to 1000 girls?
and what bought you to this assumption? I actually barely talk to anyone these days soo....
I hear some crashing and banging in the tree outside my window, suddenly i see a mischievous creature with a pair of big beady eyes glowing right at me.. it was jelz the possum munching on some nuts :)
LMAOOO made my morning tbh
I sent you a friend request you didn't accept also I inbox you but you stop replying, I'll say hi next time
ohh righteo! oops sorry
I saw u on campus, walk beside you for awhile, thought you smelled delicious! What perfume you wear please
ahaha what the hell why didn't you say hi. Ummm it was probably couture by juicy couture.
when chix cry knobs fly
Thank you Shakespeare
whats your biggest turn off ?
probably when a guy isn't clear about what he wants, or when they think it's okay to be a ****head because that's what women like apparently.
I talk to 1000 women daily
I'm not a good boy
I will laugh when u r srs
You mad?
LOL so mad, im sorry we can never b
interested in anyone ?
umm... i actually don't know. not really i guess?
What do you look for in a guy you'd want to date?
I want a good boy, who has ambitions and can have a laugh but also be serious when time be needed and doesn't **** around or talk to 1000 girls.
Trueeee! Haha guess who?
trueee.. LOL no idea, how am i supposed to guess.
Vietnam
China. it's the same thing isn't it?
Dumbest thing you've ever heard?
probably anything ang ever say's
You're amazing Jelena :) have the bestest birthday
aww, thank you so much :)
Are you and polat going to date :)?
LOL yUh pAulIe is da 1
Ue so beautiful jelena wish we were closer
aw you doll, talk to me then.
when chix cry knobs fly
Thank you for that great advice
I was your first kiss he he he I used tongue too he he he
LMAOO oh look I doubt it
u should use qoohme profile pic on ur fb profile pic also can you pls accept my friend request
Haha oh look ceebs. And yeah look I would but I dunno who you are :3
I want to f*ck you up the as* so bad
http://www.headspace.org.au/ get some help please.
i love how good you are at criminal cases, they look so tricky and the way you were all black ouft emorific
HAHAHA **** off lajos
I was the same on his qoohme. I'm trying to make you's happy! Hed make u happy nd you'd make him happy I can tell
haha well you're very thoughtful :)
nah give me a footjob please :(
get out of my face
I think you should want to be with him. Hes so attractive
why so persistent haha
but then you have to give me a footjob?
relax yeah
He is a really smart guy just saying
Haha, i know anon i know
yes ill give you a foot massage aswell
thoughtful
Can yous just get together? Please
hahaha, I'm focusing on uni for now i think.
can i please s*ck your toes?
can you give me a pedicure whilst you're at it
Are u and Brody together? :/
no haha
Sit on my face, I want your as* to just mould perfectly around my face
you alright or?
Same anon get with him srsly
same anon
Haha, nah this is the first thing I have sent, but like your as* is amazing, probs many different people
ahaha.. well .. thanks friend i assume.
Your as*, wow its the greatest thing I have ever laid eyes on, I want to squeeze it one day
not sure if same person always asks these as* questions or
You've got a great face, your eyes are ravishing, your smile brightens up a room, your charisma is enchanting, perfect in proportion body, model like, wow you got it all
the troll is strong in this one
To the anon below are you mentally all there? She's one of the nicest people i know, who is absolutely stunning. Going to uni and doing a degree yet has nothing going for her. totally. and for the record you've always smelled lovely around me.
hahaha aw I think I adore you a lot. Im fairly sure it's someone just trolling but I really do appreciate the kind words :3
I find u repulsive, u are a snob, you think every1 wants u...they don't, u r sc*um of sc*um, u smell, u got nothin goin for u, u look like a troll
ow this makes me sad. i don't think i'm a snob, nor do i think anyone at all wants me. it's okay i still love you anon.
I vomit when ever anyone mentions your name!
say my name say my name when no one is around you say baby i love you
heard you're a pretty big f** boy. Haha nah you're my fave asian ****, seriously the maddest guy. And i do have my car again so kfc runs soon enough. You're a good kid who pulls the dumbest **** sometimes, but still pure gold m8.
Oh what happen? /:
it's complicated haha, just couldn't be i guess
Who's the boy your seeingg!?!
I'm not seeing anyone
Patrick
Jang
Oh my god go away with these names
Chris likely
what the **** are you even saying.
Would u like some d
No thank you, do you have a K to spare though?
You have nice b*m
You have a nice face
Cream pie
Thats great i prefer apple pie
Do u like Jesse Thomas
Don't know the kid
You have nice personality
You have stunning eyes
Donut
donut post about food
Do u like Brandon Higgins
don't know who that is lel
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