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What are you really good at?
Screwing things up.
Do you have a job? If so, where? And are they hiring ? And how much is the pay.
I work at maccas, they're always hiring, oakleigh, 16 an hour for me I'm 18
you realise yesterday when that blonde chick and your gf went to the beach she sent a dirty pic to brendan or some guy or whatever and invited him to the beach.... se really desnt care about you
lol kk I'll believe it when I see proof.
When you help someone, do you ever think, “What’s in it for me?”
I always do because all my life I've done stuff for other people without wanting anything in return...
If you met Nelson Mandela what would you have told or asked him?
Do something about the racial conflict in your country before it gets out of hand. Once you're gone your country will fall into complete anarchy.
hw fkin old r u dude...???
18 who are you
what is love?
Love is what we decide to make it. Love is different for everyone.
What happens when we die?
our body is made of pure energy. When we die and are buried, our bodies decay and give the energy back to the earth. Our soul, part of the pure energy we are made of but scientists can't prove or understand, is passed on to another body, also known as reincarnation. :)
your mutt off a girlfriend repulses me more than you do, it looks like she has permanent pink eye.
lmfao kmate sure
hey its hause :) remember me buddy?
I think so, Hausen Tan?
Ever had a crush on a friend if yes ,who was it ?
yes, ages ago.
SUP LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????
not much aha
So hows the progress going in looking for a career as a garbo???
well, not that well since I'm not going for a career as a garbo. But, did you know, garbos get a pretty high pay compared to a lot of jobs. hahahahaha
Mrs Guagas talks shi* about you, saying that you stink and she tries to take class off when she sees your name
hahahaha yeah sure mate
Testicular cancer sounds more appealing to me than the thought of you
kcool
i had severe diarrhea the other night. guess what? it looked and smelled better than you.
hahhahaha alright mate
I saw you licking out that gorilla when we were on the zoo excursion you festy ****
lolwut? I've never been to the zoo for a school excursion hahaha
u smell like shi* man seriously buy some deodorant i feel like killing myself when i am near you
ahah I actually do wear deodorant, you must be smelling yourself or something mate.
I swear you are the personifaction of Shrek
how so?
Chat **** - Two words that describe you :P
chat = talk in a friendly wayrn**** = v*****rnI'm a v***** that talks in a friendly way?
People have told me my butthole looks better than you
that's one se*y butthole you got there xD
were you born in a tip or a dumpster?
neither I was born normally at sandy hospital mate
Im afraid to touch you
kcool
I heard about your little escapade with Mr Wheatley ;)
oh god ahaha nah mate
That knock out Nik Angeletos gave you was ripper!!! You ever considered UFC??
lol?
I bet you ask your GF to take a dump on your chest
yeah uh, no.
You must squat coz i swear your a*s looks like its gonna rip through your pants...
lol, ok?
Like everytime I see you, all you do is slag. Do you like have a constant chest infection or something??
I have a really bad throat and it keeps over-salivating and the best way to make it better is to slag. I know it's disgusting but the prescription I have for it doesn't work that well.
COULD YOU PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR STENCH!!! f*** MAN PWOAH STINKY :p
K
Why the f*** do you always post suicidal statuses? I don't think anybody cares anymore man, seriously do something with yourself
K
Have you ever farted and blamed it on someone else?
who hasn't?
You were so much fun at the formal after party! Oh wait...
yeah, go **** yourself
lick my nipple and call me *****.
yeah baby ;)
Have you ever heard of deodarent? I think you should use some! Because you smell like shi*!!!!
seems like you're smelling yourself dumb **** cos I use deodorant every day
you laugh like a kool kat. dont change it.
like a wha..?
you are discusting
kcool you should learn to spell LOL
http://lolzepic.com/2012/12/28/girl-has-worlds-longest-tongue/?utm_source=lolzepic
LOL WTF?!
ILoveYouMySpaceBarIsf***ed<3
wut?
myspacebardoesntwork.
whatwhatwhatwhatwhat?
Do smelly people actually know they're smelly, or do they just not care?
dunno.
how do i build my chest?
wut
you act like such a tough ****, saying shi* like "OI ****" Mate you're not.
LOL, I say it just f***ing around with my mates and shi*, it's called a joke? Get a sense of humor. I heard they're selling cheap at the dipshi* market, you go there a lot don't you?
Where's the food at?
DUNNO MAYTE
what do you think of chicken?
chicken is f***ing amazing
robdawg, staunch ya fresh lad!!!
KK
can i lick you're small Dic*?
who said it was small? lolol
OMFG, YOU'RE SHARING THIS AGAIN??? GET A f***ING LIFE!!! AND SOME SOAP!!
Lol why don't you say this to my face ya f***ing coward.
you're hot, have se* with me?
nice joke
Have you had se* with Elisha?
Or licked her out/fingered her?
Has she given you a b*** j** or hand job?
I want to know how early in a relationship should you do that... And how to have se*..
that's way too personal to talk about on something like qooh.me
How many girls have you done it with?
does it really matter?
How old were you when you lost your virginity?
17
how about no **** at all ?
how about no?
stop f***ing sharing this you sad ****!!!
I'll do what I want?
How do you build leona?
tanky support
i love you these guys shouldnt give you shi* your actually amazing.
<3
How big is your p****?
none of your business
What is more influential botlane, Support or Adc?
the support, the adc does contribute but they would be nothing without the support there to heal, shield and apply cc. I main support Leona.
THEN WHY DO YOU SMELL LIKE **** BO shi* ?
I have bad luck when it comes to that....
Why don't you wear deodorant ?
I do...
Why do you get so much shi*/
cos people are as*holes
I wish you weren't going out with your GF coz I want 2 suk ur ****
cool well I'm going to be with her for a long time soo...
Thoughts on homose*uality?
I'm not into it, but if people are gay, then Idc, public displays I dislike, but at the home they can do whatever they like.
YOU SMELL LIKE f***ING shi*!? WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE SUCH BAD B.O? GET SOME DEODORANT NOW!
k
Are you sure you're good at lol? Bronze 4?
I rarely play ranked that much anymore and yes I'm sure, I've played with gold players in ranked and kept up easily. I get brought down because of afkers, every 2nd game I get an afker who's playing an important role like mid or jungle.
are u joinin the navy?
yeah hopefully, will be an weapons electrical engineer officer.
Do you have a sizable ****?
why?
what happened to your old job
quit?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5ecb8gWxOA
lol?
why are you so *****? i see your e***tion at school...
lol I didn\'t have an e***tion? o.o
OMG whoever posted that esteban video I love you, I've been watching him for ages. Anyways how is life Robby?
dunno that vid and it's good, thanks for asking :)
Are you good at league of legends?
yeah
I think you should find a new Mrs. If she doesn't get your Dic* wet, she aint worth sticking around for
who said she doesn't? and a relationship isn't all about that shi*.
does ya Mrs **** smell like fish? ily Brad <3
no.
do you still go to the gym?
not atm cos I don't have a job
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHo_jqf_nyU
what the actual f***
You and your girlfriend are actually the best couple!! That's because you're both chat as f*** and stink like shi*! :)
yeah f*** off
Your a great guy I hope you and Elisha are happy together we need to play some more league :)
ahah thanks :) and yeah, if I knew who you were xD
Smelly Dumpster Kid
f*****
you and ms hipsher are cute togethers <3
thanks that's what we aim for :)
i see you around chelt a lot, your pretty good looking.
aha thanks?
how much do you enjoy having se* with you're missus?
that's not really any of your business is it?
Whats the dirtiest thing on your mind?
no idea
Do you love me?
if this is my gf then yes, more than anything <3
thats a f***** down below \/ , here for you bud f*** those f***ers.
aha thanks
You quite obviously ask yourself all of these questions saying you're great and that, because nobody else thinks it!
lol that's where you're wrong
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