iboo
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What are boundaries?
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What happened between you and Raay P?
What happened between yoou and rapey
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What did your last relationship teach you?
The brain is the organ you should be thinking with.
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Do you ever get annoyed at an overload of stupid qoohs?
I don't. Unless it's spam from $exually related virus sources.
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Ibooo are you willing to elaborate on the chase that broke your phone
More than willing. Provide coffee/tea and biscuits and elaboration shall proceed.
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I want an iPhone X so bad
Remove the things of this world from your heart.
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Can you give me a good pickup line ?
"Are you a single mother? Do you want to be?"
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Best city in America ?
Travel, find the city with the vibe that suits you, and then get back to me.
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Is Trump better than Obama ?
Watch "The Daily Show with Trevor Noah" or "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" to figure out if this question is truly worth asking.
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Which sport you like better American football or rugby ?
It would be severely unpatriotic to say rugby.
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What do you enjoy doing in your pastime ?
Passing time.
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About your education, job and marriage
Would you like to get in contact with my parents to discuss these life topics?
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What do you respond to irritating people who ask you what are you planning to do in your life ?
You answer: "live" because tbh you are. ( you can ask me this in relation to a specific situation and I'll do my best to answer to that)
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Why you got Qooh?
Cause its funny to see what people would say with no face or fear of consequence.
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You're the most unconventional future Molana out there
Well, at least I'm the "most" at something not entirely undesirable, if we take "unconventional" as a semi-good thing.
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Are you hetero$exual or bi$exual ?
Dumba$$ que$tion. I'm a$exual. Duhh.
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Can you describe the three most unlikeable people you've known in South Africa from teachers to classmates and why you didn't like them ??
I can describe them. Fortunately, they know who they are already and it would not benefit me or them to bash their lame personas over Qooh.
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Would you live in South Africa permanently
The crime rate's a bummer, they don't pay in dollars and there's no good pizza but I love it here.
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your accent is life kassam pls dm me
This is appreciated. Also, it's very tough to carry out this request seeing as you're anonymous among other reasons.
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You dating a girl but there's always different girls on your stories? #weird
Maybe the girl I'm "dating" should scold me for it instead of you. #weird
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Oml wait - you into her but you guys dating?
Check the romance section of the library or local book store to find the story you're looking for.
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How many girls do you speak to at the same time?
It is only humanly possible to speak to one at the same time unless you are addressing/lecturing a crowd or a group, in which case it depends on the attendance.
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What type of ladies are you into?
Please refer to "What type of girls are you into?"
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Do you have a current crush?
I have a serious crush on Jason Statham. Also, define "crush".
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Are you looking for a serious relationship with someone ?
Do we have to look for the moon or does it appear, without any effort of our own, in the night sky?
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What type of girls are you into?
The ones with the baking skills.
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Do you have any interest in anyone at the moment?
Yes. I currently have a solid level of interest in Donald trump and his paper towel throwing skills.
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When you just came to South Africa this year ,,,, was there any girl that u were hella interested in . . ? & if soo did it work out . . .? Or was it an epic flop.?
Please wait for the autobiography which will be released in 2020 for all the juicy stories.
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Whats Aaminahs ig name ?
Ask her.
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Do you think that you'll know the right girl when you meet her?
Yes.
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Do you consider yourself to be a male model?
I am a role model for males and females everywhere.
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How does steak sound? ??? Miss your stupid jokes. ?
Ayyy. Hit me up and we'll talk about the magical sound of steak.
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Are any of the girls on your stories your actual girl?
I don't talk to females. True story..
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Is she into you as much as you're into her?
I usually do the entering.
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The girl you're into - what is she like??
It's 2017. She could be a man now for all I know.
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You in love with her?
If "her" equals well-made pizza, I'm ready to go public in my profession of absolute love and affection. Otherwise, dont worry bout it.
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What are you studying?
How to be gangsta #nigahiga
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Has progress with the girl gone in your favor?
Tbh I've kinda figured that the key to things like this, especially in the beginning, is to be low key af cause you'll be surprised how many people don't want happiness for you.
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How do you know Tayy Hassen?
Met her through a friend at rosebank. Made fun of her for her Blackberry. Used to share a taste in music.
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Did my guy with the nice coat slay Rosebank again tonight?
That dude definitely would have slayed better if you'd been there.
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How can you be a better person?
Try to be me.
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Is she really really pretty ??
This is a complete understatement.
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This girl seems nice! ?
I know. I wouldn't be interested if she wasn't.
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The initials of ur love interest??
I. B. O. O. (my love since birth)
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How do you hide your phone at your alim school
I don't have to hide anything.
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So lark when you going back to the states ?
Why are you trying to get rid of me? Jk. when my parents decide they want me back. Jk. When Donald trump dies. Jk. When I feel like I'm ready to.
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Who is this person you're 'in to' ?
I think I'll just accept the fine on this one for not being able to answer you here.
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Are you becoming an Aalim ?
I'm just hoping to further myself in any way I can. I'm not willing to call myself a title I'm not worthy of.
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Where ya from?
From America. Living in South Africa. At least that's what they say. Idk if I'm from this world.
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Why are you so extra
Should there be a reason, or should we just appreciate the extra-ness?
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We wax, laser or thread (not shave) our moustaches (its called an upper lip) you great hairy ape?
#CHICKSTACHE
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Can I call you Daddy?
Chances are, some people you know personally probably do already.
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Do you talk to jazz ?
"talk" is an extremely general term. But no, I do not. She has been saved from a flood ludicrousness and nonsense and lame jokes that comes when I talk.
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Aye iboo what are you hiding from your kala?
??????????? Actually, I use my "kala" to hide things
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bound·a·ry
ˈbound(ə)rē/
noun
plural noun: boundaries
a line that marks the limits of an area; a dividing line.
"the eastern boundary of the wilderness"
I don't know who this, but I'm so thankful to know people like this.
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Whose your favourite rapper if so why?
I don't necessarily like to have a favorite anything because I feel as though it limits me, but I do really like Vic Mensa cause he's up and coming with a sick flow, and just really good lyrically and creativity-wise.
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Why you so fat?
Double chocolate chunk cookies warmed up with ice cream over the top made me this way. Also, how do you define "fat"?
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What do you like people to call you?
Papi, Sheikh Gucci, your Highness, master. Jk jk. Just Iboo is perfect.
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Do you have a favorite food?
I don't like to have a favorite anything cause i feel like it holds me back. But I'm a big fan of steak.
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b**ty or boo*s? ?
b**ty for sure ?
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What does your bio mean?
My bio on insta or here?
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Ay nig nog aaliyahrazak01
Rain drop. Drop top. You definitely the reason I say nig nog.
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Haraam jaat??
#DENYEVERYTHING
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Why so dramatic ??
It's not dramatic okay ? i get passionate.
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You so $exist ? that's not how we all talk okay ??
Lol what is this in response to?
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Who asked you to go running in the freezing cold weather ??
An overload of chicken burgers, cookies, Doritos and other related food items. The beaches have to be shirtless at soon. The gram. The struggle to maintain "fitness".
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السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بركاته
Waalaikumussalam wa rahmatullahi wa barakaatuh. More for questions, though yeah? ????
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You brought the cold ...from wherever ?
That's cold. Nah I'm just chill. Also I bring sunshine and rainbows generally.
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Nice hat ?
It's dear to me. Also its make me feel wild. Immensely swaggy. But wild(er)
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Good morning beautiful
Good morning to you too. You like Mexican food?
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You need some translation?
-steez ?
Always in need of the c-town slang. ??
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Whu is the person that called u ibra ????
It could be you, for all I know ??
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You're an interesting character (in a good way ) ?
And I like your accent ?
Even though this isn't a question and more appreciation than anything, i appreciate your appreciation and shall treasure "interesting" as a compliment.
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Can you give me a shoutout?
Once again, incredibly tough to answer considering you're anonymous.
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Are you single?
Are exams legalized rape?
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Do you think I'm pretty?
This is incredibly tough to answer considering you're anonymous. If I was lying I'd say we are all pretty.
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Who are you crushing on?
What even is a crush? They should call crushes crushers...cause they crush your heart (get it? No? Lame? I know) #KFCkrushers
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oh wow ibrah, you've become this mainstream guy. ??
ANYWAY. when are you coming to visit? ?
Lmaooo. we know who this is. wanna visit sooner rather than later. My trademark is to jump on these trends late
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Got your eye on someone?
My gaze is always lowered ?
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The last lie you told ?
"I'm okay"
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How many pairs of shoes do you own?
More than I need. Not as many as I want.
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Describe yourself in three words ?
Better than you