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Hey gurl r u an interior designer cos I want to decorate your interior
my room is already pretty thanks
Stroke it with your tongue
stroke liam?
I'm not a Harley Davidson, but you can ride me all day long!
no liams already reserved a seat for me
I was the last chick David Bowie fcked before he died
too soon
Have you caressed Clive Palmer's pecks and wash board stomach?
no but i bet you have
You look so innocent, you look so sweet, as long as I have a face, you will always have a seat liam.bentley
ill be needing a seat soon
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces liam.bentley
-_____-
My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to liam.bentley
but you hate when i tickle you?
im not ready for that sort of commitment liam.bentley
oh has no one thrown a packet of dates at you yet?
hey baby you look hungry but you dont have to go to subway for a footlong liam.bentley
good thing i never go to subway then
hey gurl youre curvalicious wanna date? liam.bentley
well i do like like you, who do you like like?
hey gurl i like your backside region liam.bentley
the side of my back region?
How do you cure gingivitis? liam.bentley
stop putting things in your mouth
Have you ever imagined licking Nick Jonas's nipples? liam.bentley
who hasn't
How many Mongolians are too many Mongolians? liam.bentley
well it depends, are you mongolian?
Who would win in a race war? White or Black? liam.bentley
thats racist
Have you seen Julia Gillard's $ex tape? liam.bentley
yes, a favourite of mine
What is the meaning of life? liam.bentley
to answer your qooh.mes
hows the zooper duper going? liam.bentley
i would prefer your zooper dooper
Smooth peanut butter spread on lightly toasted rye bread, thank you very much! liam.bentley
Sorry chief Liam, you're smooth peanut butter spread on lightly toasted tye bread tasted very nice thanks bae ;)
What turns you off ?
Not Liam
Do you think it was a bold yet smart move on Tony Abbott's part to abolish the carbon tax set in place by Australia's now two time ex Prime Minster Julia Gillard, or that it was a rash decision that will affect the carbon dioxide output on a global scale?
I think you should stop asking me political questions and search up putlocker ;) :")
What is your opinion on Malcolm Turnbull overthrowing Australia's old Prime minister Tony Abbott for the top position? liam.bentley
Shut up and eat your peanut butter toast loser
Favourite show that is no longer aired on TV?
Fringe
What is your idea of living the good life?
A life with Liam
How many hearts do you think you have broken ?
There's only one heart I care about and I will never break it
Ew.
Jokes bae but first up you know you're a little sht right :") ;)
Well Liam where do I start, you are actually perfect. There is not one single physical of mental feature that I don't like about you. You are the best thing to ever happen to my life and the past 4 month have actually been the most fun, crazy and loving times I've ever had and thats really not an exaggeration. This will sound so mushy to anyone else reading this but you know what I mean bae :') I love how the thought of you always makes me smile and whenever I'm texting or with you in person I'm laughing because you make me so happy. You have always made me happy. You always make me feel cared for, safe and loved and whenever I'm down come straight to you because I tell you everything, legit everything :') You are not only my boyfriend, but my best friend and the person I love. I am so lucky to have you and stop saying I'm not because I am. Like every girl, I was looking for the "dream guy" and you are it, you're everything I've ever wanted and needed and I can't believe it took me this long to realise and yes that sounds so mushy but it's true :") I love how we are both "obsessed" with each other and how we just click. We are actually so similar it's almost scary but I love it :'). I have so many more thoughts on you because I think about you 24/7 but I'll save them for the next time you ask because I know you will ;) so those are my thoughts on you all the way from China bae, hope it was long enough for your liking :')
I love you Liam xxx
Top 3 year 10 girls BSE?
Top 3 year 10 guys BSE?
Top 3 year 10s BSE?
Liam, liam, liam. Liam, liam, liam. Liam, liam, liam
Your song of the day?
Truly madly deeply by savage garden
If you lost everything tomorrow, whose arms would you run into to make everything ok ?
Liam xx
Want a massage? Well your getting one right now
Want a slap, because your about to get one right now
Hey man why is you thing just a dot like this .
I could ask you the same question
What is your idea of perfect happiness ?
Liam
netflix n chill ?
Liam and I prefer Putlocker
LOL
Lots of love
For liam
But I can pick you up
No you can't
Whats your favourite feature on the opposite $ex?
Liam
I'm not trying to pick her up Lem I'm just so bored
Good for you, congrats
Yes I have met you and I'd say your middle name should have a 'y' in the Jane even if it doesn't
Why??? :")
When some kid tries to pick up your bae on qooh.me anonymous with random compliments... :') liam.bentley
Let's bash em ;)
So it's spelt Jane without a y?
Is there something wrong with you? :")
Much lol very amuse such smile
Such laugh
No bangin. $exually
Congrats
Is your middle name gay cos you're really gay
Yes.
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Don't think liam would approve
How can you be so beautiful and gorgeous AND so nice! That just doesn't happen!
Have you met me?
10/10 would bang u
Is what I say to liam
s.arah.jane replied 13 hours ago
*read at 8:57 PM*
What's under your bed?
Not liam cause his at work :"(
Liam Thomas the Tank Engine Bentley is a good name
Ikr
Thoughts on Liam Bentley
Such a babe, 10/10 would bang
What's Liam's middle name
Thomas the tank engine
Bangin is my favourite pass time
Head bangin?
Lol just kidding u r dating Liam
You bored af?
How r u still single
How r u still retarded
i saw you on a website, www.p*rnhub.com!
OMG so did I
What cheers you up ?
Liam
Jane or Jayne?
Jane like the way I spell it on every social media site
Your boo*ies look nice in you picture
They look nice in me?
Ohhhh yes you did tell me, I remember because we were talking about typical white girls :") liam.bentley
Yeah I'm a typical white girl :")
Be my baby tonight?
Liam's baby every night
Would you rather be ugly and live forever or Hot and live for a year ?
Hot and live until 90, I make my own rules :")
I thought you were my baby? ;) liam.bentley
I am your baby ;)
Yesss, I've told you this before ;)
hey baby do you have some spare change?
liam might
you should post that b**ty pic to your tumblr
Which one ;) :")
Im not trying to start drama! Just say pls and don't lieeee
No
Best compliment you ever received ?
Everything Liam says xx
qooh.me/s.arah.jane
Stalker or nah?
do u even squat bro
Do you even perv bro?
Closest friends top 5 year 9 girls no order
Are you looking to start drama? :")
Top 5 BSE year 9 gals
Done
TOP 5 YEAR 9 GIRLS??
Honesty appreciated
Other than closests friends: Tilly, maya, choney, lily, Jas and heaps more
Top BSE year 10s?
Kate, Hugh and Bree
NOT SURE IF SARAG OR MODEL
SARAG
What is your current mood and why ?
Cold because Liam isn't here to give me cuddles
I think your one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen, you shoulda won over chlo!
Nonway Chloe won fair and square, shes too gorgeous :")
only fck boys get offended when you call them fck boys
A non-fck boy would probably get offended if you assumed he was a fck boy so...
nice view of u working out on the steps the otherday;)
Please leave.
WASNT IT EXCITING IN SCIENCE WHEN THAT LINCE WAS ON THE SCREEN!!
no
you are pretty for a big cat
Meow
beautiful, like marylin monroe
We have the same birthday
YOU LEGEND YOU DIDNT DELETE THEM XXXXX
Of course not ;) XXX
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