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aweh sick **** you ready Tateeamu
FUGN buzzing chum
Have you ever been on a trip where they pulled over for the guys to have a pee but wouldn't stop at a bathrooms for the girls?
No , gender equality has been thing for quite a while now ??♂️
You ready ?
A storm is coming
What are you sick of trying to explain to people?
That I’m not a f u c k boy
Do your parents know that you smoke
I don’t smoke mate
Do you care about what that person says behind your back ?You know who I’m referencing .
No fcks are given . Why would I even care???♂️. ( now you know what I’m talking because you know the files so.....) Let me just leave it there .
Single?
Not single but not taken
Can I message you on Instagram btch . I wanna know some sht .
phone broke soz
Heyy xD
Last time I gave you a challenge to message a cute or hot girl?
So what happened next????
S H I T h a p p e n s , soz . Dm doe
Did you see any girls that you liked in South Africa ?
Hardly any ;)
Thank you Ugly God
☔️?Oh sht ?️
Heard you were pulling ?
You're deaf
Dm for more . Yo nudes were leaked ?
Fantastic
Why is your granny so strong?
Game *
Why everyone askin you about "her" or "she"
Because they wanna stir sht
You're a major fckboy
And then ? . I seriously doubt that ;)
Lisa Anne or Johnny Sins? @thembi.le.garcon
Neither - I don't watch such sinical acts of procreation
What's happening with you and that girl on Instagram .
Clearly it's non of your business ?
Tell us her name!
Who's "us" , if you don't know you're thick asf
Would you rather let your best friend be with your crush or let him kiss your ex??
Let him do whatever he wants , I really couldn't care less
What is your number one rule?
No rules
Sup lil bish , did you insert your train into her tunnel
These train questions though , I'm wondering if you're trans " Lil bish"
Can your train go through my tunnel
No , and I'd rather fly
Hi Savizzle !!!!!!
Only sarizzle is supposed to call me that , so just stfu - okay ? X
You've got the guts to message your crush ??
I honestly give up on you - nice try doe ?
What should be free, but isn't?
Opinions
If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would it say?
N/A
I sent her that picture ?
K u n t
You have a crush Saaven??
I'd like to think not
Don't lie , I saw you . Stop denying it
Sure it was me ?
Who did you get with on Friday night ?
Nobody
Who did you crack on with on Friday night ?
A cold one with the boiiiiiiiiiiiiz
Hello darkness my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Find a love quote then tag a your crush in your story saying something nice on her..or him?
Get f u c k e d
What form are you and at which school
Grammar and punctuation , Gr8 ?
Stop cheetin' bruh , I'll fck you up
If you wantsumfuk just say so , don't be shy
Have you got your eye on anyone ???????
hAvE yUo GoT YoUR EYe oN AnyOnE ¿??¿????
A challenge for you!
Dm a cute or hot girl and lets see what she replies?
Alright , hit me up if you want to know what happens
Drink
Drank
Drunk ? ???????
Okay ?
Yeh coming out this weakend
?F U C K off
What do you no longer waste time on?
Opinions of people who dont matter
Wangu bhebhi
Famba zwakanka
Do u have a girlfriend
Slide in if you want to know
Why do you dm girls and ask for their digits and don't message them after that? ?
I do message them , if I haven't got around to messaging you inbox me
Why did you get with her ?
Because I didn't want to get with you ? ?
What do you never plan on doing?
Giving a f u c k
What do people brag about that you don't find impressive at all?
The amount of people they've got when really they haven't got with anyone
Die,I fck YOUR A$$.
Daddyyyyy????? , Jk , you make me want to kill myself with a wooden spoon .
Can I hve your # , nied to 3sk you sumthin' ?
iwtd , please just correct every single thing besides " your " , inbox me son .
Pheasant
"Need cash now"??
Would you ever date Nirali ?
Considering that I'd rather blind myself with a hot spoon - I'd think not .
You're not cool
I'm salty , I'd prefer not to be .
Stop chasing girls
I can't I have asthma
Is it true you like killing people's dreams?? x_kajalpatel_x
I want their dreams to be as low as my eyes when I mix bad decisions and prescriptions
Why do you get so much hate Saaven????♀️ m___patel
I really don't know , I'm a nice person . ?
Your an ugly boy who can't do better
You're * come back to me once you've got a third grade education and can spell correctly
I don't actually see why you're being such a loser
Dm me , if you don't want to get char'd in public
You were such a fck-male , what happened ??
Dm me
Are you ever going to stop being a loner
We'll see soon
What's the one thing that you want with the person your keen for ?
To be comitted without a doubt
You're revolting
I'm only as clean as my habits
Drop dead
I'm already dead inside -what's the point ?
Don't act like you're the sht
I don't
Dm me
We'll talk
Mad vegetal.
I'm not , I'm " cool and good " -don't you think ?
What was your biggest waste of money?
Paying in advance for AS levels
Niggatelo
I prefer , da Vinci because every time I finesse your girl it's a work of art
You're always vibing with hoes
That's the plan ✅
How far have you been with a girl because it's seems like you have , you dirty fck
100 metres isn't that far ?
Ackchyually, I'm becoming dank ?
✅?Gee
Because I want to kill myself because of your driving skills ???jk lol
Apparently I'm the best driver ever, don't you think? x_kajalpatel_x
You shouldn't be legally allowed to drive anything without a helmet
I teed your girl ???????, you worthless rat
I haven't asked anyone out recently , you should visit the physiatrist . Better yet just give me 20 minutes until I'm done with your Aunty .
What the fck did you to do zahra she can't stop ranting on about you ( 1 year ago )
Dm me
I pulled your ex honey
This isn't 2001 , learn some new slang . Enjoy my seconds , it's probably the best thing you'll ever get .
You're ugly af .
Your girl didn't mind it , she didn't see much of it any way from where I was
You're such an arsehole
I know , anything else ☺️?
If Shaneel is your uncle, and Shaneel is Nikhil's son but you're Nikhils brother what is Shaneel to you?
You need help
This is why the only guys you get are pedos , freakn Chinese morons
You need to seriously stop messaging my girl otherwise we're going to have problems
I come then I go then I *** then I leave
1738 , I'm a Hoe for ya???
Go listen to generic music
what does your name mean?
Anything you want , it wouldn't really matter because you'd be saying it an awful lot .
Stop trying to roast people, watch me roast you back btch and you'll see how you cry like a little btch just like you did in form 2 ☺️
Only person who was crying back then was your mom because of what a disgrace you are .
???????????
Anything else besides in emojis in your vocabulary.
Don't you dare insult me . Honestly what's wrong with you . You're so full of sht , idk why you're being such a man hoe on Instagram . Please OMFG!!! Just stop
I never did , thenks ?
Okay you fcktart take a fcking butter knife and place it by your throat. After that you may gently apply some motherfcking pressure to that btch until it eventually pierces your windpipe and ends your worthless piece of turd life. RIP bae ?????
Doode I know who you are , why don't you just get with a girl instead typing of this out . 17 years and not even a peck get f u c k n rekt ?
We should hangout , you seem cool ?
I'd rather not
Whats your favorite hobby
Your Aunty
X
Omfg your posts changed my life ???Ever since I started following you ?I get chest pains . So come over here baby and give me cuddle .
Calm down , you have chest pains because you have cancer . Sit down
You're a ratchet ugly boy
That's nice to know
roses are red, the sky is blue your ***** smells and so do you
Wooot ?
Inbox me and we'll talk
What's the most expensive thing you own?
My imagination ?
Twinkle twinkle little ****,
You like my dck inside your butt
Dooooode ?
Why are you single?
always
What's the most fcked thing that ever happened to you ?
DM me
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