Jess Brown
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What do you wish you were doing rn
Exploringggg
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To watch p*rn is free, but to do more than watch, permission is required
Weirdb0iz
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Not even French kiss or touch?
Absolutely not. That's a $in
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Have you done anything inappropriate?
Never. I'm a big virgin
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Because it's it's best to get permission first
Do you ask p*rn stars permission to watch their videos?
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Can I use your profile pic inappropriately?
Why would you ask when you could've just done it by now and I never would've known
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Let's have some fun this beat is sick wanna take a ride on my disco stick?
Succ my a$$
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Soo when can i take you out on a date??
Probably never idk
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Why is your no a question?? Were you confused about the fact whether you are turned on or no???
Was just an odd thing to ask. The question itself confused me.
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Would you say you're $exualy charged right now?
What.. no?
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You’re a thick ****
A thick what? Thank u xo
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ITunes had it wrong you're the number hottest single this year ?
Aw that's a good one m80
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You’re fat
Tell me something I haven't heard before lol
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Favourite place to be kissed?
Ideal date?
How tall are you?
Bra size?
Favourite colour?
I don't like kissing that much but probably just lips cause I'm boring.
I'm 5"7.
Small.
Purple, or green, but I'm starting to like yellow lots
Do you spit or swallow?
Literally neither
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How much money do you need right now and why ?
$2000 for car rego and insurance for my accident yay
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What do you need to get off your chest right now?
Been struggling heaps tbh
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Who's the lucky **** who gets to fck you
Lol nobody now
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What is in your pocket right now?
Nothing
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Why are you happy today?
Because Alfred is alive
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Yeah im really not haha im a man and the only beautiful man i know off is chris Hemsworth
He's not even that great
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Rhodey Boi needs some lovin. Give him a chance to show you what a REAL man is
No thankss and this joke is getting old
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Hey you're beautiful
Thank you, I'm sure you are too!
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What's the most overrated thing ever?
Weed
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Didn't you do calisthenics? Were you good?
Yeah I did, id like to do it again. I don't think I was that good, but practice makes perfect
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What's your favourite $ex position?
The virgin
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hey,
what is your opinion on drinking at 11am?
Depends, if there's no good reason or if you're alone, its probably bad, if you're at kickons or its Aus day, its g
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Same
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You are an absolutely azing person to talk to and hangout with
Aw thanks maaaannnnn xo
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that boy of urs looks like an ugly long haired wanker
He's gorg in my eyes so idgaf, at least I know u wont steal him off me. You shallow if all you care about is looks anyway
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Holy fck you're hot?
Cheers m8 I try
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If you had to choose between putting a Guinea pig or a whole human head up your v*****, what would you choose?
I'd rather kms
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Best way to approach you if I want to talk to you but I'm a nervous Ron?
Just do it? I don't bite. Call, inbox me idc
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What is a waste of money to you?
Weed
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Which country are you from and which country would you like to visit ?
Australia and Finland
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Have you ever been in a situation on a bus trip where they'd stopped on the roadside for the guys, but refused to stop at a proper bathroom for the girls?
Nope. They just made us all wait hahaha I had to wait an hour to pee it hurt so much
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What is something that actually offends you?
When people get offended. Harden up
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When was the last time you had $ex ?
Never, I don't sin
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Heyy can I rape u
Can u fck off before I stab you
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How much for me to fck you?
Your mums life
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Biggest loserrrrrrr xoxoxo
Tyyyyy xo
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Do you still get any joy out of Christmas or has it become a "whoop di do, here we go" day?
Yeah nah I fcking hate Christmas. Biggest waste of time, money and effort.
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so when are me and dylan putting u on the spit :*
Who are you and which Dylan are you talking about and I'll let ya know
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How are you feeling right now?
Content
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whoooooo you cruuushhhiiinnn?????? tell pllllssssssssss xxxxx
Nah he knows who he is. I'm not making an effort to hide it
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Bury all your secrets in my skin
Come away with innocence and leave me with my sins
The air around me still feels like a cage.
And love is just a camouflage of what resembles rage, again
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Can you please give Rhodey boy a chance, I mean come on, any girl would be dying to have that gorgeous specimen to hold close at night
No thanx, already got a perfect specimen to hold soz
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How many pineapples can a pineapple pen if a pen could pineapple pen?
43 probably
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You're actually so damn gorgeous ❤❤
Wowee, thank u so much ?
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Do you have snapchat ?
YAS it's jesspineapples
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Why are you such a hoe?
Born this way baby
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Have you ever been in a situation on a trip where both you and a friend REALLY had to pee but parents wouldn't stop?
Yess but in a taxi
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how goes the life of jess
Life of Jess isn't too bad lately! How goes the life of anon?
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Why beefyy, and is it pronounced bee-fyy or beef-yy?
Idk, felt like something different and qoohme always seems to cause beef so why notttt
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I am really bad with people but you've been really good to me when I've needed it. I'm gonna try to drag a bunch of people out at some point but don't really know how to approach it. Anyway I'll work it out but any interest from you? Sorry I'm really drunk
Yeah, sounds great! Thanks for the appreciation :) I didn't notice I really helped anyone that much. Would be interesting to know who this is! You're drunk? It's only 3:30 ?!
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What have you never truly gotten over?
Cartoons
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No vinegar involved, but why are most of your nights spent having a solo netflix and chill?
They aren't :') hahaha promise
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They all go off with someone else? Ahaha. Ok matey
Tell me how this isn't true then?
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Your eye brows are literally 1 of the worst features about you
Ty so much
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Hectic weekend ayy? What you got planned??
Actually was thinking of staying home watching phineas and fern so idk what that last person is about
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Your the typa **** that sais a little bit to loudly her plans for the weekend because she thinks she a full hectic **** but really your just the home page for tumblr, except your eyebrowz are fcked,
This made no sense xx good try though
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If you had to choose one race/ethnicity to be removed from existence, what would it be?
None? Everyone has a right to be here
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Dont you think maybe your the problem when it comes to guys if the same sht keeps happening? I dont know just food for thought.
I have thought about that, but it's not the same sht. What am I doing wrong anyway? It's not my fault they always go off with someone else
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kiss me and call me phillip
Yeah ok
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ur eyebrows are fleek bitxh
Luv u tbh
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since your my best friend and im too sick to leave bed you shouls bring me some junk food and company before i die thx unsteezy.
I don't have a car
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What makes you instantly hate someone?
If they wear trackies in public
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You are so hot ? Keen for a root?
Probs not but thx
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Still dog as not giving it to him you weird ****
Maybe he shouldn't have dogged me then hey? It works both ways fckwit
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Give Richard his bring me the horizon ticket you *****
It's not his? Hahaha I paid for it and he never paid me for it so smd
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A$$ to mouth or mouth to A$$
Sounds sht
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What's stopping you from being the best version of you?
Myself. Only you can shape yourself, just depends what you make of it.
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What do you need to get off your chest?
My shirt
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I was going to write Paramore lyrics and see if you pick up on it but then I realised that I have nothing better to do with my life
I had to stop myself from saying something that I should've never thought
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Gotta say dude, even though we haven't been friends in a couple of years, you are super duper awesome, wantcha to know that and have always thought it. Keep up the super duper awesomeness! :)
Aw thank you! This is lovely
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fck marry kill
dr phil
your grade 3 teacher
kanye wests left foot
I legit thought about this for an hour and I can't remember who my grade 3 teacher was
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You seem like a really incredible person on so many levels and I've wanted to get to know you more but it wouldn't be fair on you because I'll probably end up dead in the next few weeks. Just want you to know you're cool
Well thanks, but I'd like to get to know you better too if you think you're heading off. Chuck me a message
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Do you think there is a chance for you and brody?
Idk, he's putting in no effort and so I'm losing feelings for him.
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Do u still have funny overprotective **** blocking friends that punch people in the face at bang?
Nah thank gawd. But I also don't have the douche of a guy who I looked after bc he got punched in the face at bang..
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What is your favourite slang word ?
Potato
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Legalize crack?! Lol your fcked in the head
It was a joke idiot. Gosh, have a laffff
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What is your purpose in life?
To be sikkkkk
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If you were suddenly elected president, what would be your first thing you do?
Legalise crack
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What do you silently judge people for?
Their shoes
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What is good in your life right now?
Brody
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So how have u been for the last couple of years
All over the place tbh, you?
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Haha maybe I will beautiful..
Aha true..
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I think I see you around Ringwood a few times here and there as well
Oh true.. You probably look different and I don't recognise you :p say hi next time
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I was only cool?? And it came up on the Qstrem and I was omg it's Jess I know her
On the what? Haha I've never heard of this