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Samantha snape you're a stuck up btch
Okay
When was the last time you did something for the first time? What was it?
I did a beer bong the other day? Does that count
What was the last thing that got stolen from you?
My phone :(
How do you plan on ending this year ?
Tanned happy and drunk
favs at work?
They know who they are
I saw you riding a bike around Cheltenham the other day
That's all I do
In photos he looks hot, opinion??
Really
What's your sisters boyfriend like?
He's nice
Is there an actually legitimate reason to why you are a piece of sht?
Nah it just comes naturally
Netflix and chill?
Yeah come over
so you and adam yeah??????
We're in love
Fancy a cute date?
If there's food involved
Who would you do anything for?
They know who they are
Hi Sam it's me, Ted.
Aw baby
Sam Snape you have to make sure you know your alcohol limit before you end up having to much and start to do stupid stuff, make sure you learn from your mistakes.
Hahaha I'll be right
Favourite year 12 girls?
Probably Katie andie and Rachel
Murder on the dance floor that ate a monkeys brain who has tumours in his tomato said but he rubbed it in his pubes and got lost at the shops whilst rooting his pet donkey's, aunties koala. Moral of the story: pingers are dangerous for catipillars nostrils
Catipillars shouldn't do pingers
What do you want most out of life?
Peace and love
Fancy meeting a nice bloke?
Why not
If you lost everything tomorrow, whose arms would you run into to make everything ok ?
If Iost everything how would I still have someone's arms to run to?
3 some ;)
Ha ha very funny
Why did you hook up josh at you're party
It wasn't me it was the vodka
Would you fck any boys from your maccas
#virgin #nun
is Josh a good kisser
Why don't you find out for yourself?
If a flamingo likes raisins, would a magic goose come down from Spain and create a banana farm just so his cousin's girlfriend's sister, could have a simple life as a bike mechanic?
This hurt my brain
Guess who Samuel
Not sure, who is it
If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
A cat
When Sam has no friends :')
cheers mate
highlighter or bronzer? big question
Can't have one without the other
Mates at your work?
Idk the ones I talk to and work with regularly
Thoughts on Tiyah?!?
Such a funny, rowdy chick
Why do you keep going back to josh when he uses you and he's ugly
Won't happen again
Fat btch oh and nobody likes you (:
Ok
Why didn't you invite many people to your party ?
Because I don't like many people?
What is your current state of mind?
Can't be bothered with anything
I mean early stages chuck and Blair,
Season 1-2
Cool
Literally fcking hell you and Josh are like chuck and Blair.
I don't even say this to sound rude but you will both be making your selves more misreble if you keep fooling each other.
What if we want to be chuck and Blair? Like who doesn't
Why do you keep going back to josh when he uses you and he's ugly
Ahh fck off
How are you and josh?
Good
Fav maccas workers ?
They know who they are
Would you rather be ugly and live forever or Hot and live for a year ?
Live forever for sure
What is your current mood and why ?
Tired cause school
Why did you and josh break up
Many reasons
What is the greatest thing about being single ?
Nothing I hate it
How does a guy impress you?
Just be nice and make an effort
Well, then don't xompain aboyr others if you do the same. Close dem levs
Wat
What's missing in your life ?
A pet unicorn
Even if her v***** is hanging out she's fcking hot
Hahahaha
Your v***** is hanging out in your photos. Totally unappealing
Ahh sorry what photos do I have my v***** out in?? Yeah none
can't wait for tonight
Same?
which is better for gabbering? nautica or tommy hilfiger?
Nautica for sure
George warren?
Really nice guy, good to talk to and not a bad looker either ;)
Is your year going great ?
Yeah pretty good
You make me giggle
That's nice
I don't have to think that's what happened when I know....
Hahaha okay love, what ever you say
You know who this is.... So why don't you message me "love"
Why don't you inbox me then
Lolz Josh said: and shall I quote:he is done with you 100% fcked you off because you ran around telling people that he was taking sht about them when apparently he wasn't :) o even have screenshots to prove it.
Hahahahahahahaha okay love, if you think that's what happend, that's fine :)
Thoughts on Austin M
Try's to be the next slim shady but fails cause he s*cks at rapping and s*cks at life in general :) lol
Top 5 prettyest girls in year11 at cheltham
Not you
Thoughts about Game of thrones season 5 finale ?
Don't watch it
Hottest guys at your maccas
There all beautiful
Can I tongue punch your fart box ?
Ahh no?
Do you think your top or something?
Hahahah
Why was it an great night?
Cause it all finally ended
What does the word "sleaze" mean to you?
Idk someone creepy
heard you s*cked off Josh
Yeah cool
Thoughts on Saturday night?
Yeah great night
Better watch out, Corina has her eyes on josh
She can have him
I don't think you really hate him.
I think that's a lie
Okay
Thoughts on Josh?
Hate him lol
Ever thought of choking on some chicken necks?
I think you should, I'll even give them too you.
Yeah sure, will try it soon
If you could choose any of your friends to be your servant for a day, who would you choose and what would you make them do?
Kristy and to carry me everywhere lol
Ever heard of the app called whisper? I pretend to be you on the app and I get so many **** pictures
Ahh wtf
If you had to get Married at the age made up by the last two Digits of your phone number How old would u be?
69
What was your first cellphone ?
A pink LG haha
If you were the last human on Earth, what would you still do every day?
Eat
You pathetic mutt. you must be so bored with your life, all you do is ***** about everyone else
Actually my life's pretty interesting
Joshua s*cks anyway, he leads so many people on and treats them all like Crap!!
We may not be best if friends but you can do so much better
Yes leading people on is something he's very good at
If you could add a feature to qooh.me what would that be?
To see who writes these things
lol josh has ****ed so many girls after you it's funny, don't think he cares about you tbh
Yeah I know he dosnt care
A super power you wished you had and why ?
Time control
Whats the one thing you cannot forgive ?
Someone not being there when you need them
How bigs Josh's ****?
1cm
Corey wants to smash your box even more than already
Yeah look, never going to happen
A friend you once had a crush on ?
Ha ha ha no
Corey wants you badly now
Yeah cool
Money or Loyalty ?
Money cause people s*ck anyway
Corey Kerrison wants to bang you
Loverly
Any relation to Severus? If so one autograph for jack Pls and ty
Yeah he's my uncle, I'll send one to you now
A bad habit you think you will never get rid of ?
Going back to people that hurt me over and over
Last person you argued with and why ?
Joshua because that's the only way we can communicate
What gives you peace?
Meth
What do you spend your money on the most ?
Clothes and shoes
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