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God damn it when are the state teams being announced babe?
Theyre taking theyre time hey. Whos is this ?
How big is your doodle? From Miles
Hahahahahahaha. Its miles bigger than urs
Would you consider calling your child chicken????haha ...... Chicken.palmer
I would. The only hurlde would be asking the fine lady that carries the baby if she wants her kid to be calld chicken
Would you like to be my slave? I could be your master ?
Depends who it is. If this is mr miagi then im in
Would you have se* with me? From Dillon Cathcart.
Look. I dont choc dip so no. But i will give u lachy harris\'s number and u can fire away dill
Do you like waffles ?
Is there anybody who dislikes waffles ?
Thoughts on HWATT?
Nuetral. Dont like or dislike. Dont have much to do with them. Morningtons the place to be ;)
what would you do if lachy harris had you chained up to a chair naked with a hole in the seat? -jim furness
Lolololllol theres not much i can do. Just hope to god batman finds me and saves me.in time
big black men or little green jarryds?
Big black. Stay away from anything with the name jarryd
Mary had a little lamb
What did she call it
Never been able to fart til I saw your ping pong
Ditto
im going to rape your little as* hole tonight
Im locking my doors
why do you always try to act so cool and frsh when really your a giant loser and have no life?
Do you even lift
whats this about you doing a 43 year old jewish woman?
Dont know where u got this false info. She was 46
I know you know
That i know
Marshmellows are one of the softest weakest things out there. They melt instantly , they come in loads cause there that tiny.they also can beat young lads in tt apparently. Good old marshies
Getting too may questions on marshies. Not enout questions about gumbies
I like to go by the phrase your only as good as your last match. Anyways I was talking to Jarryd. The end
Lololol u ask jarryd how u went.against him last.time
I lost to duploy one time:).......... I was 7 :)
Do u even tabletennis
Marshmellows playing country week. Are you ganna bring tissues?
Lol. No just my marsh mellow roasting stick
Marshmellow does neutral .do you?
Screw nuetral. Its overated. All about the pivot.and.crossover
Marshmellow got wasted the night before bendigo :)
Lol. Hes got game.then
Mmmaaaaarrrrrsssshhhhmelllloowwww
Lol
Palmer rhymes with farmer. Marshmellow nows there's a funny fello
I dont get it
Les has beaten duploy. Have you?
I think i have betaen him over ten times
Open= whatever Sam is doing do the opposite
Huh ?
Who's going to take out leading player this season? Who won last time you played
This season jarryd unfortunately.
Peter smith
Never heard of him
do you think you'll ever beat jarryd again
Beat him today
What do people put in there hot coco that's pink and white
Hahahahahaha mellows
Duploys a funny word
Dont get me started
Favourite rubber
Tenergy 05
I want to see your p****. - From Dillon
I knew it
Top 5 best looking chicks from tt?
Do i know 5 chiks fromm tt
Honestly your a skinny rat;)
Do you.even
Did you really eat out magaret Johnson?
Rofl. Oh my god.loloollol funniest one yet
You fight like a fairy
Everyone loves fairys
You certainly have small hands ;)
Thanks
Would you rather have your head stuck in ang's as* for a week or have Claire sitting on ya face bare as* for a month?
Ang lolooolooolloll
You got mean swag nigga! But can you do the dew
Drews my middle name niggah you feel me
Why do you hate Dillon ?
I dont. Just think hes a ginormaous gumby
Wise up before g dog fixes ya
Yeh? Hoos g dawg
I heard you slept with a 68 year old?
Age is only a number jess
Top 5 loved morno players top 5 hated morno players?
Loved 1. Stuart 2 jimmy furness. 3 fabio flavel. 4bill shehan. 5. Ma long
5 hated. 1.dillon cathcart. 2phil bohram. 3 j cathcart. 4 sean omeera. 5 . Agent cody banks
Any super specials on this week?
Im always special
Is it true you and Richmond Reyes are but buddies?
Thanks for the idea
Have you ever reliased you act like a lot like Sean?
Are you sure u wrote this to the right person ?
Can you live without chocolate??
Rhetorical question. Can anyone live without it. Answer is no
How can you tell the difference between dillon and jarrod cathcart
You cant
do you think dillon is a complete loser ?
Hahahahahahhaha. 99% of the time
Do you even lift?
-_- prffff. Do i even lift
your in for a suprise! <3 tracy
Good or bad surprise
pull your head out of your as* and stop being a clingy ****
U lift ?
meet me at the spot;) 10:45 pm. got some serious buisness
I will bring the cupcakes
a reliable source tells me you once had a foursome with a fatty , a duck and a chicken? describe the emotions you went through
No time for emotions...... just gotta get the job done
did you really root jess up the backside?
Jess who ?
i use to have a mas*ive crush on you but was too shy to do anything about it. im still available if you are;) xoxo jaagumble
Do you even lift ?
im your worst nightmare!!! im going to hide under your bed at night and make strange sounds. i am the one and only marshmello
Hahaha. My life would be so different if i didnt miss that god dann return of serve at 9-9
i want to fly like a goat but my spaz mankey lets me down?
Youve just got to open up. Go into the situation feeling neutral. If u get burnt dont waste time thinking about it. Recover and go to.the next goat
why are you so in love with seans legs?
They remind me of dillon cathcarts face.
would you rather spend a week in a cage naked together with jarryd or sean?
It hurts to say this but sean. Just incase u were wondering my eyes would be closed the whole time
was the big bird claire?
She was only one of many
did you really hook up with big bird?
Hahahahaha. Yes
Hows the teapot going?
Hes herbal
did you get me some more sesame snapps? dillon95
Seseme snaps are divine. I will buy the whole.world seseme snaps
did you really lose to jarryd?
No comment
did you lose to leon?
I have.lost to leon many times. The guys an as*asin
i hear you like to play magic
Lololololololololoollolillilillilololololollolololololololololollollolololololololloollolo ( breathe) lololololooolololololooloolo...... rofl rofl rofl rofl
would you clas*ify yourself as GUMBYY
Im no gumby. But are you ?
Sam I really love you man - love carloa
I love you too <3
describe yourself in 10 words
Like cats. Love cats. Highly intellect ability. The red mamba
would you like a b*** j** behind the curtain from ron weasly or a hack up the crack from big bird?
Is this a rhetorical question. Ron magical
WHEN THE f*** ARE YOU GOING TO OPEN YOUR AM AND LEARN NEUTRAL! from les
Hahhahahaha. I dont play neutral anymore. All about a strong pickle technique
could you please scratch me as*?
Do u even lift ?
would you rather do dominic huang or sean o meara?
Big d any day.
Sam, I love you.
Are you mental ??
is it true you stuck that footlong up your as* for curiosity?
Doing is beleiving. How else would i know if i could fit one
Boostie boy
How am i meant to reply to this ???
whos hotter les or jim furness
Both can scrub up well on their given night. But nobody beats jimmy at anything. He always takes the cake
Hey Sam Palmer, do you want a Ham Parma? Ba dum tish!
I dont eat my own kind
what does your tattoo say?
Only the strongest survive ;)
whos the biggest gumby outside of mornington
To single it down to one is near impossible. But im.going.to have.to go with... mr taylor
Who are you dating and why?
No dates for me
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