S a l e m.
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The personification of bad decisions and cheap alcohol. Happy Halloween!
Pittsburgh Cemetery.
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What do you need to get off your chest?
...Ha, ha, ha, ha. Let's skip this one, mhm. Next.
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What causes you to stay up late?
Performing, always. It leaves an adrenaline rush behind and the urge to invade a local club afterwards remains.
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Your current bank balance ?
Non existent.
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I bet you let your little bimbo top you, don't you?
No, but your mother seems to want to top me all the time. Interesting, huh?
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Oh my god. Are you, like, single? You're so hot.
Gonna have to hike it back to p*rnhub. Want me to renew your subscription? My treat!
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What do you see in Isla?
I'm gonna go ahead and assume that this is a genuine question and not someone trying to stir the witches' brew… hopefully. I see someone who's rough around the edges, but ultimately soft. Someone who has limitlessly potential and a reckless heart. I've actually known her for quite some time and we've been close ever since. And trust me, I'll break a jaw or two if it makes her giggle. You know me; when I fall, I fall /hard/. She's a keeper.
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What are you tired of?
Lately? Transphobia, or as I like to call it, simple minded A$$hole disorder.
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What's a lesson you learned the hard way?
Well, there was that one time I pissed on a police station… yeah. Self explanatory.
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Why are you such a tired A$$ ****?
Phi Phi? Is that you? Are you still stuck in your My Little Pony gig? Shameful.
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What's the last thing you do before sleeping?
PBR and a smoke. Always.
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Why aren't you famous?
I didn't like having a face that moved..
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What do you have no time for?
Fast food line delays… yes, this twig still eats, ladies and gentlemen.
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I'll let you do my makeup.
-Madz
@BroodingVixen
Great. I take cash, cheques, and coupons to Party City. Your pick.
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What is the worst trend you participated in?
One time I tried to be a normal human being. It was boring…
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Why are you such an A$$? undauntedviolet
Because it's one of the only natural things left on my body.
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Where's your crown, honey? Oh, that's right. It's on my head. undauntedviolet
And how are your EP sales doing?
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Unicorns should be classified as a transportation. Yes or no?
Yes. One thousand times yes.
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Have you and Pearl ever shared wigs?! I have to know. ??
I honestly don't know these names you keep mentioning. They just sound like huge fans of mine.
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You look like a puppet.
My bank account just giggled.
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what are your thoughts on violet chachki?
Violet Chachki? Is she related to Frankie Malone?
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Which car would you buy if you are extremely rich?
I don't want a car, I want a unicorn…
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What is the most money you've ever spent at once and on what ?
You know the story: I spent half of my Drag Race winnings to look like Amanda Lepore and ended up coming out of surgery looking like the distant cousin of the puppet from Saw. Whoopsies!
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Candy corn or skull popsicles, since you're all dark and Halloween-ish like that.
Ooooh, don't get me going now. I'd probably have to say candy corn, because you can never go wrong with rotting the sht out of your teeth.
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(Finish the lyrics) These liberty hoes are such a bore...
I've tasted blood, and I want more!
Oh, that's not it. Maybe it's, A B C D E F G, call me on the ouija board!
…What are we doing again?
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How old will you be in 2030 ?
Old enough to start picking out my next coffin. I'm so excited! I hope it's pink…
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your album is sht
You just made me cry so hard that my plastic face began to melt.
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How do you tuck?
You wave a magic wand around your dck and hope that it disappears for about four to five hours every time the sun sets.
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What do you hate the most?
Punk rock kids who don't know true punk rock culture.
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can we date?
Can you drop dead first?
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What's the key to success?
I wouldn't necessarily say that there's a 'key' to becoming successful. We all have a story, but there's something about those stories that make us into individuals. Just find your passion and shoot for it, and never ever ever hesitate for a second.
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What's the dumbest thing you've ever spent money on?
…You're waiting for me to say botox, aren't you? Well played.
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What's the one moment in your life you wish was recorded?
When I won ten thousand dollars and a crown… oh, wait.
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Yay!
Make-up party. AgnosticAuthor
There better be booze!
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A-okay with that! AgnosticAuthor
I like you already!
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What do you want more than anything else in the world ,right now ?
A nap and some dck.
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You have a really unique style. Different from what I have seen in my entire life. Which is awesome. So, I've got to ask, who is one of your style icons? inctiveaccount
Thank you, ghoul! I have lots of fashion inspirations; Joan Jett, Debbie Harry, Amanda Lepore… the list is endless, really. I catch onto new influences everyday.
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You should teach me how to do my make-up. AgnosticAuthor
Sure, why not! I hope you like handling the smell of cheap perfume and alcohol for a few hours.
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What’s One Thing You Really Wanna Learn How to Do?
Shoot beer out of my nose.
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Who is your best friend ?
Not your God, that's for sure.
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What bad habits do you want to break?
And who the fck said that I wanted to break my bad habits?
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What was the best thing that happened to you today?
I stacked an eyelash… over an eyelash… over an eyelash… over another eyelash!