Sarah Porteous
sarahfreakingjane
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best pick up line you've heard? ;)
i dont know sorry :L dont get many
your a 10 <3 ily x0x
naw why thank you. ily too x0x
What's your honest opinion of ayden harris?
he is a babe, and a great friend.
Are you not religious at all anymore :o
not really....
ever smoked? done weed?
i have smoke cigarettes but never done any drugs
i wouldve said f*** off shes a 3 mate x0xx
haha what am i then aye aye x0x0x
true i would of said 3/10
okay haha (:
Cricket,, hmm well. get rid of fylnn, franklin, munro and the coach. put in taylor , ryder and cachopa. thankyou for listening.
coooooool
Phoenix need to get rid of ricki herbert, he's f***in shi*e, and they need new players, lochhead is about as useful as a condom in susan boyles bedside drawer.
cool nice to know
on a rating of 1 to 10 how hot do you think you are?
like 1 hahaha
that DTF was me ,,, the f***?
what are you on about bro
what if this was* your dad?
it isnt cause he is in the lounge most likely asleep.
But I have a gf :(
guts then lollolol
that DTF wasn't me bby x0x0x.
but this one is, DTF? x0x0x
i know haha, course babyb (; x0x0x
Well in that case I wana f*** ;)
haha okay then ;) come over tomorrow then
DTF?
depending who this is (; possibly (;
i would love to hear this f***ing king of all sports opinion then ?
ask him then ahhaha
will NSW or QLD win origin??
QLD cause i have family from there lol :L
nsw must break the state of origin drought this year! 2 home games out of three it will be their best chance. Can they win?
i wouldnt have a clue mate
who do u know from foxton?? :))
ahh a few people i think?
whos this **** asking all these questions about football and cricket, he should be asking me. the f***ing king of all sports x0x0x
hahaha true (; x0x0x
are u watching harry potter?
no i am not, i am in my room :L
should i buy this ??http://jerseys.com.au/prod1187.htm
i cant get to the link sorry
ohk big call but perhaps a new face is what the phoenix need. What about the black caps test cricket squad. Looked terrible v south africa. Bring back Ross Taylor? Or someone new? What has to change to make nz a solid test team?
yes i think the phoeniz do need a new face. but i have no idea about anything to do with cricket hahahaha
can Parramatta win the League this year under Sicky Stuart??
i dont know sorry hahaha
Do you love to f***?
hahaha sure :b
fair to say the wellington phoenix are struggling at the moment, sitting rock bottom of the a-league. Is herbert the man for the job? if so what has to change in order for the phoenix's performances to improve?
he obviously isnt right for the team. but i wouldnt have a clue hahahahahaah
Are you into chicks majorily?
no, im not lesbian.....
are you religious?
i was, not really anymore
just take care of Bob for me. He's a fragile little guy and needs to be cared for.
Oh I will don't worry
but what if bob wants to be a free bird and don't want no Bit**es weighing him down? Also those robot chicks can be slu*s
Well then bob can do whatever he wants haha
What do you think of Jonos sister?
She is a babe (: and really nice person who deserves the best (:
If bob, were to grow emotions and become upset that he doesn't have any other robot friends, how would you cheer him up?
Get him a lady robot friends (:
how much wood could a wood chopper chop if a wood chopper could chop wood?
Well as much as he wanted (;
define ur perfect guy
Someone who I get along with really well, who loves music, and I don't really know just well perfect :b
would u do it with bob?
No I would not. He is a robot.
What do you think of jackson?
OMG babe alert. He is my bestie with Arianna although we only met on Saturday night (: he is cute (:
If you had a pet robot, what would you name it?
I would name it bob cause I love the name bob (:
message me babes ;)
How am I meant to message ya if your anonymous :b you message me ;)
how's your day? :)
It was alright haha how was yours
wtf is up with the creepy questions
I wouldn't have a clue :b haha.
eva seen p*rn? like it?
Yes. And no
spit or swallow?
Neither. Don't do that stuff
do u mastabate? how often?
No I don't
how do u give a bj?
Wouldn't have a clue never done that
so youll answer if youve had se* but not if you shave ya pubes? makes sense.
It does make sense
Ever kissed a girl?
Yes yes I have
do you like fish sticks?
No
do u like holding your butt?
no. thats just weird
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Like when youre around someone and you both know its meant to be ..
yes yes i do. it has happened to me before. but didnt work out
do you like holding your boo*s?
aahh not particulary
who would u turn lez 4?
ruby frost most definately!!!!
Would you rather have se* with a guy ten years older than you or five years younger?
ten years older haha eww i dont want to with a 12 year :L hahaha
you're beautiful, and i love you. last night was amazing thank you for inviting me. i honestly dont see how you're single ;) you can pull everyone <3. we have to hang more because you're amazing to hang with.hehe x can we go to another party together ?<3
hehehehe new cute babes!!i love you too gorgeous!! its okay!! anytime trust me :D hehe. i know i do (; so do you though (; haha. yes most definately we can :DDD hehe btw bestie wants to hang tonight help arrange something :b haha <3
What is your favourite food?
tbh i love vegetables they are the best. #healthfreak
You should put a pick up of them geee
na its okay
Do you like your boo*s?
they are alright haha
do you shave your pubes??
wtf stop asking that
What are you self concious about, if anything?
my feet tbh i hate them i hate feet. if you see my bare feet you should be proud cause i can not stand feet.
Do you like se*????
Do you ?
ahh yeah haha
u dont look that big
well i am....
it can't be
why do you say that?
whats your legit bra size?
12D like i have said.
dtf ;)
hahahaha you wish (; depending who this is depends if i am or not (;
its for me to know and for u not to ;)
hahahahhaha okay dokay then :D
y do u need 2 know :D
cause i would like to haha
is that y u broke up?
no he broke up with me and said "i want to live and be free" who is this btw? plus i never had any credit to send him pics. i gave him one in my bikini top but you couldnt see anything cause it was also my profile pic at one point.
he would too though
he lies lols
not what he said
well i didnt hahaha (: i think i would know :L
did u ever send jono any nude pics?
no i did not
y are u so secretive?
because i do not know who you are
so u do shave ya pubes?
that is for me to know and for you not too
If a bedroom has no bed in it then what do you call it?
a room :b
Why do women shave their armpits and men don’t?
because women are self concious and it makes women feel comfortable and it is just what everyone does i guess
thats a no then?
nothing is a no unless it is stated as one
Welllll, someone likes asking about boo*s.
Why are you so cute? :D
haha yes they do :L i wonder who it was :b hahaha. because it comes naturally (; hahaha kidding
What was your first impression about me?
well i dont know who you are :b so i can not tell you i am sorry :b
do u shave ya pubes ;)
aahhhhh.... well thats a tad personal isnt it
are u really a D?
Yes. Why
How much do you weigh?
At the moment about 61.5kg
whats your bra size?
Ah 12D
1st date... a walk by the water or movie? or what?
Walk by the water (: that would be cute (:
do you like cheese?!
yes i like cheese but i can not eat it much
would you rather be able to fly or be able to breathe underwater
to fly :DDDD
would u rather f*** a dog or a cat
neither that is disgusting
I want to be a girl. What should I do?
go ask the doctors or go get councilling :b
do yoou like pie
yes, whyy?!?!
If a quiz is quizical. Whats a test? Hehehe
testical (; what else
do you like mountain dew?
yes yes i do (:
To my previous question.....
Whom???
Tim and Amanda
Is there anyone who is not a member of your family but you consider family?
yes sorta
are you a virgin
no i am not...
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