Sarah Murphy
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Do you take a lot of time to think of unique responses to qooh.me questions or is this really just you naturally?
I pine over them. They constantly play on my mind until I find a suitable response. Sometimes it takes months of deliberation - sometimes only minutes. They are a product of hard work and public relation expertise
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have you ever been drunk?
Drunk on your love anon
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Your face, it's weird
It is not okay to use active language
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do you ever get scared on this site ?
I get scared really easily. I just have very emotional reactions to everything. This site thusly scares me and Qantas ads make me cry
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Who do you look up to and why ?
Idk but at work there was no his guy who was like 7' so probably him
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Mitch is punching
I will punch you. He will punch you. Everyone will punch you for being a burden on the romantic society
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Are you a virgin?
As pure as olive oil
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You are so pretty would love to be friends? Grouse chick
Gross chick*
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At night I hug my pillow and pretend that it's you
I don't feel anything like a pillow, you must have a v vivid imagination
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Hey we should couple
If you'd like ur balls to remain a couple pls stop sending me hate omg
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I aspire to be like you, you are so amazing
You should also perspire like me because dam I can sweat (pun intended)
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I can't wait for school today so I can stare at you again
Get lost #brutal
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Your b*m got better since last term your perfect
You're* and my b*m has always functioned brilliantly and I've seen no change to that
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You're actually one of my favourite people and I hope you have a good day.
I've had the best day, I hope you're enjoying your evening :)
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Your face, it's weird
That's insane, please tell me more
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Leah? xoxoxoxoxx xo xo groove
Slayyyer you funky chick, such good taste in everything, you're one of the most friendly and welcoming people ever. So adventurous and outwardly confident. Absolute stunner of a chick and such a beautiful soul xx
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How do you deal with someone with bad breath?
Spike their drink with the most hardcore mint I can find
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Lol ur vag smells funny, but a gud funny :D
Fanny*
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~happy birthday~
First person to remember. Even my family forgot :(
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Sara lmao
Stop giving me so much hate pls
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Yeh ur not faque Sara, u r reel lmao
If you spell my name without the 'h' once more I will kick a tree root underneath the fingernail of your thumb
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'Hey Sarah stop being fakek omg shut up stupid anon *****es get a life karajones977
Slap them with your beautiful, slender hands Kara
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Sarah is the least fake person I know stfu anon
Yeah anon, get wrecked
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Hey sez, do you like balls? karajones977
Only yours
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You're actually so fake it's not funny
On the contrary, my forgery and imitation has been described as laughable in the past
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You are just so annoying you don't deserve prefect we all know you only got it bc of your dad. Your face just annoys me. Ugh. >:C
Lmao
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Has your belly button grown back?
Yeah, it's back to its usual dark abyss
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Don't listen to the anon Sarah, he's just jealous
Shut up you **** cheese bowl
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Do you like olive oil?
ilove olive oil
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Are you bi *exuall aha?
Nah don't think so. Pretty in love with p**** at the moment
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You're going to hate this question because you're extremely intelligent and funny but I'm going to ask you because I like those things. Could we kiss sometime? :)
You're going to hate this answer because I don't cope well with compliments or intimate advances, but I'm going to go with a no because you could be a psychotic murderer with bad eyebrows.
What would make you happy?
If Domnhall Gleeson and Michael Cera had a baby boy who grew up 16 x the average rate in his first year, and then realised that I am the one for him
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This is weird but your lips always look so soft and never chapped. What lip stuff do you use?
Hahaha this is one of the sanest qoohs it's chill. I think it's just called Nivea hydration
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Oeeoiioooooeeee pennyhuggins
Krill muncher munch on
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A super power you wished you had and why ?
Time travel. So I could go back to when my loves (Tim minchin, Simon Pegg, Michael Cera, Domhnall Gleeson, etc.) were my age and try desperately to make them be my friend, and if possible, kiss them
Money or Loyalty ?
I love you just the way you are qoohme xoxox
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Where were you today? I thought we were hanging
At school. Doing my thing. You know?
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Whats the thing you liked the most about your Ex ?
He was in lesbians with me <3 MC
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Heard you and jack were talkin
I legitimately have no idea who you're talking about, but cool
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Heard you like the little things in life. Shame you won't like my ****
I don't care about the size of your ****. I'd just have to love you for your brain xx
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What would your perfect first date be :)
Hmm one with activities so that it doesn't get awkward if you don't really know each other. Maybe a bike ride out to lunch. Or the classic dinner and movie. Anything where there are other people around and it's relatively cheap really, I'm not fussed :)
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Best and worst today?
Straight out worse would be this past hour or so that I have felt absolutely revolted and so, so angry whilst watching 4 corners. That sort of ****ed up justification by culture for rape makes me physically ill. On a lighter note, my highlight was going for a walk after finishing my psych work
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But are you tuning someone?
Not at this very moment
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Then we should def hook up, just an idea tho :)
Don't know who you are pal! If you're the bass player from Papa vs. Pretty then yes please
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How well would you need to know a guy to hook up with him?
I've only ever heard of Jesse Eisenberg, Tim Minchin, Donald Glover, etc. So I'd say just having the knowledge that they exist is enough for me
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Best compliment you have ever received ?
"Hi, I'm Tim minchin. Simon pegg said you have wonderful hair. I agree."
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Girls...
I don't group people like that. I'm too open minded. So open minded that my brain has fallen out and now I'm literally unable to tell the difference between girls and boys.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG SARAH YOU MADE US SOUND LIKE LESBIAN LOVERS HAHAHA
Thought we were? :(( hahahah xx
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What do you lift at pump?
Weights? Duh
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That sounds swell.
If I had a girlfriend..
Message me Sarah, and we shall arrange a day to slay the dragon.
My number is 0498059122 or snapchat me ethanjsenior Ethan.senior53
who are you?
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shannon hawkins? xx
Is it weird to call someone a wank buddy? It probably is. Okay. Shan is gorgeous! Pity I don't see her smile around now but as long as it's happening somewhere else I'm happy! She seems like she's so sorted out and down to earth and knows how to make her happiness which I really admire. Outrageously funny girl xx
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What would you do if a red 4x4 ran your bike over?
Kill you xoxo
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Would you date a shy guy?
I find confidence really attractive. But if someone is quietly confident and self assured then yeah I guess so
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Who is the cutest most handsome lad you have ever meet
My dog. Buzz just has all that golden retriever swag
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What
Assuming this is in response to the last question. I mean that I think you should physically **** 'off'. Geddit?