Sarah Woolley
sarahwoolley
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Have you ever had feelings for a friend?
NO I HATE MY FRIENDS
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Ever had *ex with your bf
wat kind of question is this obviously a Jesus loving virgin
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gordo here, i heard u s*cked b*mholes. do me?
luv b*mholes. i would never turn down a beautiful goon sack like you
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WHAT AM I TOO YA
idk probably a fkn loser.
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you have nice t*** :)
i'm a sweetie
what a compliment! ppl used to say i had small t*** but then i got depressed and ate heaps of food all the time so they grew. :') inspirational, i know :')
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The first thing you think of after you wake up ?
I crave **** 24/7
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How often do you have s ex?
12 times a day at least.
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Tbh, I really really miss you!!
Like, so much.......
<3 <3 :*
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You're such a great friend and a lovely girl. Don't let anyone tell you different!
Aw this is lovely. <3 Thank you xx
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IM SEEING YOU ON SATURDAY YAYAYAY
heheheh so excited :')
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i know you love lucy yesyxyeyzeyeyzeyezssss luv me
Nah **** Lucy. no I love you, and miss you, come cuddle and drink tea <3
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Hey I don't **** jake u ***** ehehe
Love you honey bunny! Mwah mwah mwah xxxx
hehehehe luv u bby :* <3
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wanna chill friday? :)
who r u
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Does dolly and jake ****
probably
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Go away Kane Mauriks
kane mauriks is a babe
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Kane Mauriks stop peeing in Sarah's garden
oh my god kane mauriks thats gross
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Kane get out of those hedges, go away
Kane seriously get away from me
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Thoughts on Juzzy Dee?
lovr of juzy d
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she needs to kill herself, i will do it if I have too
don't say anything nice about her she doesn't deserve it
/insert comical face here
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i ment pull the plug as in kill them because they arent strong enough do it themselves, sorry that was bad wording
yeah probably not. like im a big believer in consensual euthanasia but i couldn't kill someone myself. no. I couldn't have that on my conscience.
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bree hewitt?
loveliest woman.
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would you pull the plug on a friend if they begged you to?
well, technically, if they're on life support and theres a "plug to be puled" then they wouldn't be conscious and they wouldn't really be able to beg me. But if it was my decision, as bad as it sounds, i probably would. I'd rather them die a peaceful death in their sleep instead of them being a vegetable for the rest of their life. plus thats what I'd want. bc really **** being trapped inside a body that you can't escape.
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Do what I want Sarah.
ur a poo.
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Mason pitched your butt. Ewww
i know omg. but go away tom.
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I feel like you want nothing to do with me or you hate me, I just want you to want to be my friend not like I have to push you idk :(
im like that with everyone, seriously. like i've dropped so many friendships in the past few months, mainly bc ive been living out of home and ive spent like 24/7 with luke. I swear to jesus its not because i don't want to hang out with you. its just, yeah, i don't have time to talk to anyone. i know it sicks and im sorry.
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How do you control your moods?
well, I can't really, i kinda just let them go. idk
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What do you do when you're feeling depressed
i usually talk to josh, he makes me feel better a lot.
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You are so pretty, honestly I'm so jealous
wat, why?
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You give amazing head
thank you. :)
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We met in hospital and were only together for a little while but I really admire you and hope you're happy :)
I can think of a few people that you might be! I feel really bad for not keeping up with you guys, :(
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does the song hold on till may mean anything to you and if so what?
ye it me and bres song.
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Something you plan on never doing again?
an***
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I miss you **** breehewitt24
come to cockatoo ya slappa
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your such a hottie
a hottie wif a bottie. like srsly a hot water bottle not even a good body because im kinda lumpy ya know?
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*~ u r a fgt ~*
heheh i made it pretty
doges doges everywhere
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u live in the land of cockatoo
yeah i know
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i will not come on you, you filthy virgin
pre-*** boy get outa my life.
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You're an idiot for saying you'd hang yourself at school. If you hate it there so much just leave?
HAhAhhahAHAHhaAH
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everyone back off my sarah or ill kill you ****s ok gwd :) breehewitt24
hahaha aw! <3
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Stop talking about killing yourself.
when i wrote that status about hanging myself in the school toilets, i was more thinking on the side that i'd ruin the schools reputation, would be closed down, all teachers would be under heavy investigations, and burgo could be fired, (i'd probably write some nasty letter on the walls in my blood that mentioned his name?), and less about the fact that I'd be killing myself.
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Your really pretty and funny, I've only talked to you a couple of times so you prob don't know me but yeah have a good life! :)
come talk to me some more!
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Thoughts on Barack Obama?
he likes nipples
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Name 3 people you trust?
not josh. not marcus maybe luke idk yet, he seems like a cool dude. positive vibes.
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thoughts on bree hewitt?
i love ehr
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Please never die.
with the amount of cigarettes i smoke, ill probably have to die eventually
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bree is finally dead yay
shut the **** up.
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Whoever said they wish Sarah died, I hope you realise how disgusting you are, you try being her, wanting to give up and can't handle anything, you wouldn't laugh if it was you, everyone wants her alive besides you and your shi*ty personality, get destroyed.
Thank you for this, I appreciate it immensely. <3 rnSome people just s*ck, I don't know. :/ rnbut you're lovely and i love you <3
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I can't, won't work. why you leave the nunnery?
don't be crzy. rnman, it was ****, do they still have those ****ty ties with the ****ty unicorns on them? and did they get rid of those ****ty hts everYTHING ABOUT IT WAS ****TY.rnbut i miss my fellow nuns. :(
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dana loves you <3
i love dana <3
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please stay for me :( breehewitt24
<3
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You are an amazing girl, and you are so special to Luke, you've made such an impact on his life. And you are important to so many of your friends, f*** this douchebag saying this horrible stuff.. <3 Stay strong, there are always Dic*heads in life.
thank you. I appreciate this so much. <3
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that bree hewitt girl your friends with is dead lol
shes not, shes alive and healthy and its going to stay that way.
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Sarah, ignore the mutts.
You don't deserve their shi*.
And don't ever let me hear that you tried to end it again.
Love you <3 xo
Im trying. It just gets really hard, you know? that sounds like a line from a cheesy movie, but the more i think about it, the more i realise that i dont deserve how lucky ive got it. There are kids in africa how would kill for what i have and half the time all i do is complain about it. I love you, and I'll stay. But i just ugh. x
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your bottom lip is fatter then your ugliness in your personality
you can make fun of me for my genetics all you want I don't really care. I give up with trying to please people.
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you might as well kill yourself. no body wants you here anyway, haha, pathetic.
ah alright cool.
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i wish you hadn't have failed when you tried to kill yourself.
oh. that's a really horrible thing to say, man.
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No its not the girl from before, the girl from before is me, Not trying to confuse you, and im not sure when it is, we have two doubles tomorrow and its one of those, not sure which one 😃
Space Science, or IT? :)
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you should inbox me :P
if you can guess who i am xP
is this the lovely girl who inboxed me before, or a different person.. hm? <3
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You are a cool chick Sarah, good friend too! I'm glad I met you, you go through so much but ever since Luke you have been THAT much happier! I've only known you just long enough to know this about you :)
This is wonderful, thank you so much! I'd love to know who you are so i can thank you properly! <3
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No, don't feel horrible! You've always been really nice when you have briefly said something to me, never anything bad at all! I'll smile at you if I see you tomorrow or something, I am pretty sure we have a clas* together :)
Which class is it? :)
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I just don't want to be that weird kid of girl who randomly complimented you, and don't wouldn't it be better if I stayed on anon so if you were having a bad day, you'd realise that someone out there thought you were a wonderful person?
but i really feel so horrible because what if i was ever mean to you and you were secretly sending me these gorgeous messages? i'd be the biGGEST LOSER UGH
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You're honestly welcome, but considering we don't talk it would be weird, we are in different groups and I'm not scared but I think it'd be weird if I told you who I was :( x
I wouldn't make it weird at all, I promise you that, I'd com up and giv you a hug and tell you how great i think you are while staring at my feet a lot and then every time i saw you i'd probably smile and yeah it could develop into a really nice and cool friendship, just inbox me something silly like 'peanut-butter toat'
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You're beautiful
you're beautiful! inbox me? <3
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First time I've had he courage to say this Even though its on anon; your style is wow just f***ing amazing and I admire your individuality and your new piercing looks f***ing cute and you and luke are beautiful, have a wonderful day gorgeous!
aw shucks. this is so wonderful. Thank you so much, please inbox me? please!
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do you and luke hold hands while he poos and you don't
yes
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have you ever taken a poo in your life
no
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do you throw your poo over the fence
yes
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I'm so glad you and Luke got together. Before you's were going out he was down a lot but since you've been going out I've noticed he's been a lot happier and better off than he was before. So yeah, thanks for making my bestfriend happy!
this is making me really happy oh my god. can i hug you? you deserve a hug.
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Youre such a strong person and I believe in you and Lukes relationship, although ive never met you.
Youre a good girl and youre going to go far in your life. As a friend of Lukes, I can positively say that youre the best thing that has ever happened to him.
aW SHIet MAn ThAnKYOu So MuCH. i realy love this and i can't find the words to thank you with.
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You're a poo
girls NEVER poo
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You're so beautiful.
you're too kind! (◡‿◡✿)
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Reason for your last breakup?
wasn't working, never saw him.
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sarah likes cake Josh_Morris
cakes alright, i guess.... im kidding i totally ****ing love cake
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You're poo.
girls don't poo
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Luke can do so much better...sns.
like who? you? rnrnhe didn't want anyone better. He wanted me, and he got me. I went weak at the knees for him. I fell for him instantaneously when i got to know him, he was the kind of person i loved, so confident and so sure of what he wants to do and be. Sometimes priorities arent right and he makes mistakes, but he is the best person in the world.rnIn all honesty I agree with you, he probably could do heaps better. Im lazy, I'm depressive, I'm dumb, I suffer from mental illnesses but the funny thing is that he still loves me, and he still chooses me and he still supports me through all of this. We fight at times but thats because we try for each other. I probably got the best thing I could ever ask for, I got more then i ever hoped for and i am so great-full and lucky for that, I wont forget that for a second. Even when we fight I know that I would never walk away from this boy because you don't often find someone like this when you're my age.rnI'm not all bad, I help him. I've encouraged him to do so much that he wouldn't have done before and he tells me this so often. He wouldn't be back at school after his expulsion if it wasn't for my encouragement. i pushed him to go back to school, i pushed him to keep up with his homework, i pushed him to hangout with people less and to focus on his school, i pushed him to smoke less dope, it wasn't all me, but I know how much of an impact that I made. you may think thats **** of me to make him do stuff but I know that if he wants to get were he wants to go he needs to really do things. rnI may not be doing my best right now but please, just watch us, I'm going to become the best thing for him. I'm going to become his wife and the mother of his children. We're going to buy a house together and have chickens with comical names. rnrnI am in love with him, and thats what I offer him, and he stays with me because in turn, for some strange reason, he loves me too. Yeah.
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I'm to awkward to inbox you...
no trust me i swear to god, if you want I wont even reply, I just want to know who you are because honestly that was oe of the most wonderful messages ive ever gotten and I can't thank you enough when you're anon.
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sarah it's 5:49 am and I haven't fallen asleep no don't touch me not even on the shoulder I can't believe I have to wear this in order to accomplish that it's not josh bye the end
why would some f***** named not-josh message me something like this i mean its really jimmed my teradactaroos
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We have never spoken before but I just wanted to tell you that you are so gorgeous and I lpve the way you dress and how you don't give f*** what anyone thinks :)
oh and you and Luke are wonderful together :3
OH PLEASE INBOX ME. this has made me really happy and i don't even know how to respond, please inbox me, please, please, please. aw shucksdsgcfhdfjbgnlf
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ily captain stretchy, missin u gurl
did anyone look at the like i just posted, i mean cmon its hilarious.
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can i pls have bacon captain stretchy
hBACON FOR ALL CAPTAIN STRETCHIES GIRLS WOO
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yes
http://25.media.tumblr.com/f0881d630c2783c3ada455e613de84fa/tumblr_mpzb38hTA21rcegllo1_250.jpg
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You and Luke are the cutest couple I have witnessed in my entire life.
yeah he's pretty magical. has he ever made you Mi Goreng? That boy can make Mi Goreng like theres no tomorrow.
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You and look are the cutest couple I have ever witnessed in my life.
you and witnessed are the cutest couple i have ever looked in my life
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is sian a sea lion?
is that a seal?
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dana is awesome
dana is rad and i love her lots yeah woOOEDGVCKHJFD :'D
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Worst Mistake You ' ve ever Made ?
i don't actually know but one time my brother tried to snort a whole piece of chicken and it gave him a blood nose for the rest of the day.
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Stupid stuff?
Now make me bacon and give me back rubs.
luke ill bash ya fukin ead in m8 i swer on mi mum
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i just think you really need to loosin up a bit ay
Oi its not my fault im just shut off a bit from the world i just have a problem taking new things correctly
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Answer my question wooley sheep who is your baby
oi you wot mate , jacob is my baby <3
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Who is your babe? and thoughts on jake cutting hahahaha
jacob is my baby <3
and jake is a wanker.
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How many fingers can you fit in your Pu**y
11
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SARAH STOP BEING DRUNK U HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW
TOMORROW IS NOT SENIOR SKIP DAY
PLS STAHP
ITS NOT JOSH
BYE
I HAVE A FEELING THAT THIS MIGHT BE JOSH.
IM NOT SURE THOUGH.
IM NOT DRUNK ANYMORE AND IM GOING TO SCHOOL TODAY YEAH MAN. IN LIKE 8 HOURS.
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g.o.t
that is all
We do not compute.
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why am i so phat nd juicy?
because you\'re juzzy dee
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Na se* is good! Your very pretty btw!
se* is good, but so are relationships.
oh thankyou ! c:
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I miss you Sarah..
We used to be so close..
And I think it's my fault..
So I'm sorry..
nigga its all good. c:
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HI!
wanna root?
also dont be suicidal :)
you have tats which is cool :)
bye!
oh thanks man!
but i think we should refrain from having se*, thats all!
xo