Saran Kirkland
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buy me pizza and I'll probably fall in love with you ???
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What's something you tried really hard to like but just couldn't?
boys
What is the happiest thing that has happened to you in the past 24 hours?
falling asleep
What type of people annoy you the most?
all.
People should just leave you and your bodily doings alone
what do you mean
you getting in with goodwin ?
stayed below i'm not getting with anyone
When was the last time a guy heard you pee?
can't remember bc i send snaps of me peeing all the time ?
Are you getting with Jack?
I ain't getting with anyone, so no
Dare you to put a nipple piercing pic on your story
i already have son
What is the one thing you do just to annoy other people?
everything possible ?
What are you afraid to admit you don't understand?
how tf people can work everyday at like 5am it confuses me
What do you never trust?
anything or anyone, don't trust the world
you're a fcking *****
i'm a what bc like "*****" doesn't tell me much anon :)
I love you saran
that's nice anon
What makes you genuinely happy?
penny
What is the biggest way people waste money?
methamphetamine
Ur views on $ex?
no sec until after marriage obviously
What does everyone seem to enjoy except you?
leaving bed
Honest opinion of kirsten. Hopefully it's different to mine ?
she's my best friend i love her so much as a person and she's funny af my dudes
Do you actually have your nipple pierced???
yes son
What is your number one rule?
never fall in love at the jersey shore
If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would it say?
warning: this btch is a mess
What common thing have you never done?
smoked crack
Do u have any idea how hard it is for a man to take a Piss with an e***tion
yeah it sprays everywhere and the clean up is unfortunate
What do you no longer waste time on?
fake, lying, manipulative c unts
who do you miss
no one really haha
must be a pretty sht holiday cause your a pretty sht person
oh well you get that
you've changed
change is as good as a holiday
when did u turn into a b-tch
i've been a btch since birth ?
Die,XX GIRL saran suruvi
do you even fckin english
The secret to a good friendship is... ?
not being a lying **** :)
What do people brag about that you don't find impressive at all?
methamphetamine
You pregnant
refer to last question & answer
You pregnant
definitely not
Your life is a good laff
how so my dude
What would you do if you had no fear ?
rob a bank
Best memory\moment with chelsea
every memory/moment is the best
Why are you single?
boo*s aren't big enough is my assumption
What are you bad at ?
everything
What do you want the most right now?
pizza
What do you want for your birthday
i've already had my bday but pizza
What is one thing you know if you stopped doing, you would save so much money?
eating
so over your shi't get over your self your life is not bad
y'all don't even know me my life is great :-)
do you even have a brain
well clearly otherwise i would be dead lmao
Have you ever been on a school trip where the guys were allowed to go pee but girls had to wait?
uh no
What could you talk endlessly about?
pizza & pugs
Hahah to the person trying to pretend to be me your a fckhead,I never wasted my fuel on saran I just wasted it on her ungrateful friends,there's a difference.I may not like saran but I would never say she was a waste of my space an time.Pathetic little btches kburns
Yeah i didn't think it was you, because you would have had the balls to post off anonymous, and that's why i just stopped replying to them.
Ruined my life waste of space wasting my fuel on you and all
aw yeah true
Youre a c.nt. cant believe spent so much time on you
aw but bae i miss u ☹️
would you want to talk to him though
no i wouldn't i'd rather be shot in the head with a gun that sht razor blades that have acid on them and then also stand on lego barefoot at the same time
What's with all these messages about Shaun ? Breexox
i dunno man
Everyone fcking hates you an you have no friends when will you finally realise people just use you for a root but oh well you seem proud to be a *****
okay but considering i'm asleep pretty much all my life how are people using me for a root? lmaooooo
Since when have Chelsea an Chloe been friends? Hahahaha
idk? ??♀️
would you hit him playfully or seriously
well we don't talk, so obviously seriously.
What specific thing do you dislike about people?
everything
so you wanted to punch and kiss shaun at the same time
yes. he frustrated me so much, but i loved him so i'd just squeeze his cheeks and kiss him. ??
not anymore tho, if i was to see him i'd just want to hit him. ?
No one even likes you ****
oi yeah nah that's fairly accurate but idc ??♀️
What's the best luck you have ever had in your life?
literally never had any luck lmao
Is chelse ok
chelsea****** but she's just gotten out of her second surgery so i think so, but she's a bit tired so not replying much which is understandable
When do you know you're in love?
when youre angry at them so much that you want to punch them but also wanna kiss them
You were nothing before me
I've always been nothing so
Your really attractive :)
you're* but i'm not
Lies
i'm being serious but ok
Because your hot ;)
i'm not but ok
Why not?
just wondering why
So I can eat out, duh
why tho
thoughts on goodwin ?
which one
What is something you need to get off your chest?
my bra
your in the wank bank
nice
your in the wank bank ;)
o k then
what size are your boo*,s
f
how are they both equal? chelsea is so much better then kirsten wtf
just figured out who this is, so the both of you can fck off and not talk to me. k thnx. ?
Would you accept pizza from a stranger
more than likely
who is the better bfriend k or c
there isn't a better. they're both equal
Some1 needs to control u if ur friends with kirsten
i do not need to be controlled. i can be friends with whoever the fck i want.
Who was the last person you had $ex with??
casper the friendly ghost my dude
When one of your friends is a c--t you should Only have one best friend
ok mr/mrs anon, you cannot control my friends. idgaf who you are i don't say "lol you can't hang with them" so cya bye ??
hope you lose chelsea as a friend if you are still choosing kirsten
i c a n h a v e m o r e t h a n 1 f r i e n d
What makes you instantly like a person?
personality and a good sense of humour
Have you ever been in a situation where you tried to sneakily pee outdoors on a school or family trip?
No? ?
Get yourself a therapist, your all kinds of fcked up.
And you obviously failed english, because it's you're*?
There is so much wrong with you. You need help bad.
i know my life's a mess but u get that ?
How much $ for nudes?
$400
why do you sleep so much
bc i hate everyone & everything so i sleep my problems away
You're my soul mate xxxxxxx
it's definitely a possibility
Do you remember spyro
yeah who doesn't
What were you doing seven years ago?
yeah look i have no fcking idea
You gonna get bashed
aw yeah by who ?
What is a waste of money to you?
crack
I think you'd make a better than ok gf
yeah thanks but nah they're right im a fcking mess of a person so ok is a good description
Sofakelikeacake/username
Microlab!2/ password
Lemme know if it works
i wasn't being serious but okay...
Can i give you my insta account and you logon upload whatever u want idc dcks boo*s whateva then i just logoff and laugh after
yeah why not
23 JAN 2017
send nudes
aye
Your really a sht person
you're* really a sht speller....
What little thing pisses you off greatly?
99.9% of life.
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