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fck your country fck your community you are nothing without your leader?
k
What was the best compliment you've ever received?
uh
If a trump dump and the trump dump would you hump the trump dump
who wouldn't?
you should get your PlayStation working lol
add me then lol
Your current mood ?
sassy, like always
Hyped for new star treck
HELL YEAH
Hello from the other side
true
Pokemon go?
Pokemon go away, you ruined my childhood
M8 gotta go fast so do some speed-sonic the squirrel
inspirational stuff right here ladies and gentleman
Ben your sht at soccer
no im like tony abbott
What are you passionate about?
passion
What life lesson did you learn today ?
that you can get insulted from being sassy
fck you and your sass I will show you sass by lighting a fire up under your A$$ btch
sassy
one of the prettiest girls in your year?
uh basically all of the girls I talk to are darn pretty
How's the thug life *smokes bong*
I'm no thug *tips fedora*
Surely it's more socially awkward than sassy?
shhh, you know me too well
You getting fallout 4
nope, i got black ops 3 instead
If u could be reborn who would you be? But has to be from D.S.C
anyone that can get into a relatonship
get off payday 2 with tom Felix and haami
sorry dad
Why are you so sassy?
because I can be, duh
One word to describe your Ex
doesn't-exist
What's your Halloween like today
I don't do Halloween - 100% serious, no sass, no joke
What if I told you that I can't think of anything to ask?
i'd tell you to rack off
What are your thoughts of the delightful K.K.K
Ps they have the best tea ever
oh the kool kids klub
You put the A$$ in sass
well thanks
How do you plan on ending this year ?
champagne
actually homework :(
Are you part of the Third Reich?
actually no, im technically the fourth
How does it feel knowing that you are a brain that is piloting a meat puppet?
flab not meat
and it doesnt feel good
How does it feel knowing that you are a brain that is piloting a meat puppet?
flab not meat
and it doesnt feel good
What turns you off ?
a switch *groan*
How's your sassy Sunday
Ps- what your daily sassy routine
eh my sassy Sunday wasn't amazing and I don't have a routine. Sassy doesn't come in routines, it just happens
If I woke up as Ben, how many animal foot would be counted as direct product of the lunar movements, or otherwise as an amalgamation of the basic human needs of love, and comfort?
I like the use of the word 'amalgamation' but apart from that I am very confused.
You have the cure to cancer what do you do
A) throw it away in the trash
B) give to people that have cancer
c) throw it at someone's face
give to people that have cancer - I maybe sassy but I'm no arsehole
What would you do if you woke up as a hobo and you were in Frankston
Ps. How's life going
who says that doesn't happen normally? oh and life's not bad tyfa (tyfa = thank you for asking)
You are God,God mate God.
shhh don't tell anyone the secret
I live like an animal
cool
You can have it all my, empire of dirt.
kk
Hey mothafoker!!!!!
g'day
If we were stuck in the desert can I eat your dead body
why? I have no muscle so no real protein - oh and by the way random questions doesn't equal comedy, if that's what you were going for, otherwise who says id be dead first?
If I could time travel what would I do?
fix this question so i could answer it
Ily
i never knew people still say this
What would you do if you woke up next to an 82 year old man and what would you say to him
what i would do is try to be funny, unlike this question
How many kids would you like to have ?
it's a bit difficult for me physically to have kids, I am a male remember
What's your life motto
acronym everything; acronym for life motto: lotsa Internet f***ing excellent much originality tic tacs oohhhh
Anata mo Nihon no M 8 okonaimasu
what's this language you speak
tbh brooke Jenkins :)
quite good person, there when i needed it most via the internets - is this enough to qualify for a tbh?
What's your meaning of life? And Who would you kill ever
meaning of life is to get all the vegemite chocolate
and i wouldnt kill anyone
holy sht ben that was fcking awesome for real I mean that isnt what ofwgkta stands for but still that made complete sense too that was fcking badass
yes new username material : sassy_acronym_lord_badass_27
also ty
love ya ben positive stuff
may I ask who is this and what is this positive stuff you speak of?
OFWGKTA FOR LIFE
acronym time: oranges flirting with grandmas kissing timeless apples
aka ofwgkta
Hail Satan 666 OFWGKTA
I got the first three words but what the heck were you thinking when you typed the last one?
What would you do if you woke up in a zombie apocalypse and what would your weapon be.
make breakfast, its silly to miss an important meal. weapon of choice would be a restraining order - the zombies wouldnt be allowed to come close to me meaning i'd live a happy life
What's your religion I am a satinist I hail satan #sataniskovesatanislife
yes i quite like worshipping satin - makes good clothing
(you spelled satanist incorrectly)
How much sass is too much and how much sass do you have
you can never have too much sass
oh and im the sassiest one around
How do you think you are most likely to die?
too much wii u
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