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I would let you use me as a $exual object daily to do with me as you pleased if you were a bit easier to talk to ~ shame :((
Yeah shame :(
If money was no concern, what would you do for the rest of your life?
End it
How was beaus **** **** lmao
I wouldnt know soz
Which song do you think you repeated the most ?
On our way - lana
Which movie s*cked for you this year ?
Any and every movie with Adam Sandler
It's a lovely day to buy flowers
Sweet
Go and shove a melon in your nose pores you man-eating succubus.
Um what
What profession would you not like to do?
Anything that involves dealing with lots of people
Someday I hope your dreams of becoming a p*rnstar come true. You have p*rnstar eyebrows and that's just irrefutable evidence supporting my case.
Eyebrows are everything
Everything you say is not worth listening to. you're the most egotistical little prissy **** I have ever met.
Good
I need you to leave my butthole
can you just not
What could you talk about forever?
My hatred for Gippsland and lana del rey
have you ever worn your docs with nike socks but you realise one of them is vans ? ?? ??
HOW ABOUT YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS OKAY? GOODBYE
Going to spray your drink bottle with deodorant
Michael I hope you fall off a cliff
Whats your snapchat
Seblist
B like Bieber or B like Beethoven?
B like Brittnay Matthews
I'd love to shove a giant obsidian wand in your ear
ill rather you didnt tbh
You were on a Podcast and that means a lot to me!!!! Thank you! I hope you're staying dry tonight Alison :)
will do..
I saw you the other day, you look really good when you're asleep. In your bed....
Thanks xx
When chickens are the dominant species will you still **** me over the sink xx
You remind me of a dandelion
Hey ghetto mama do you wanna get spicy with me
I'll rather not tbh
R u Amazonian
I'm delicious
Do you think aborted foetuses should be used as currency?
They should be used to build bridges
When you die i hope you fall over like a giant eggroll
I will just for you xx
Apparently nickelback mentioned you on twitter
Your sources are correct
Whats the one thing you cannot forgive ?
The fact that there wasnt an ultraviolence tour in Australia
Money or Loyalty ?
I don't even understand how these are allowed to be questions
If I had an impaired ability to walk I would sensually insert my walking stick into your belly button whenever I had the opportunity
..
You left your vibrator here
okay thanks i was looking for it anyway
A bad habit you think you will never get rid of ?
my life
DId it hurt the first time you took it up the b*m?
Sineade I will punch you in the face
No one likes you
I feel indifferent towards them
It's a lovely day to buy flowers
I can't do this anymore
Can You penetrate me b*m whole I need to be ready for my lover j
Um no
I want to **** you in the nostril
Just stop. Okay thanks xx
iPhone,ipad and ipod users ,are you using IOS7 or IOS8 ?
I respect myself so I don't use apple. Soz x
Sebastian..... Every day I wake up, I wake up alone....
you deserve to xx
I JUST WISH U WERE MY PRISON WIFE
okay you can stop now
I want to be ur prison wife <3
okay thanks
How do you have friends
Because we're the most popular girls in school
Did you bleed?
Don't we all
What gives you peace?
Death
What is the biggest frustration you’re facing now?
The fact that I have to wait like an extra week for the lana top I ordered due to the fact I'm in Canada
I want to tie you to my bed and whip you with spaghetti
It would be a privilege
I hope you know that everyone at school knows about that time you gave ms Lovell a toe job
She loved it
I find it astounding that you're even still allowed in the nightclub after the incident with that 11 year old, people like you should be locked away. Sicko.
Bass to mouth
You're a reckless little biscuit, aren't you. I bet you'd even insert a whole salami in your butt for a chance to lick Lana del Rey's toes
I would do absolutely just to even see her in person so yeah I guess you're correct
This one time, I snuck into your gutter house and stole some of your socks to have the scent converted into a new best-selling deodorant. I wish you would notice me ...
It's just nice knowing someone would go through all that effort for me x
You're an absolute Nancy, I bet you floss every day. Ha. Poser.
Duh
How do you deal with failure?
By watching tmpgis
How's your chlamydia circus doing?
I actually have a bread loaf baking in my v*****
Is it true that you take a water bottle filled with methylated spirits to school every day and drink it
It's actually a mixture of Arizona iced tea and morphine
Best root I want a name
Lana
I had a dream last night about you and you were a professional juggler and you wore a leotard covered in pink sequins and it was just terrific. I miss you so much, please come back to anime club
This questions are what motivate me to live my life
Would you s*ck **** for devils lettuce
The devils lettuce caused 9/11. So yes
I hope one day you can take a good look at yourself and realise that it's really not cool to be a witch and a bitćh. You're so rude and I'm absolutely sick to my knees about it. Grow a pair of shoulder blades, you pumpkin spice latte
Witch *****
How do you react when you encounter a homeless person?
These "questions of the day" are becoming extremely cancerous
Did you have *ex with Eliza?
Don't ask questions you already know the answer to xx
Who do you envy and why ?
Lana del rey. Self explanatory
I'm knitting you a sweater, so can you please tell me the dimensions of ur ****?
I'll rather not tbh
When was the last time you stuck the nozzle of your hose in your butt
last wednesday
I'm so over you just thinking that you can get away with molesting my camels. Bestiality is a crime.
so is pedophilia but look whos talking
What is your opinion on fishy wind socks?
black magic
Do you accept the existence of gnomes
i am a gnome
It's that time of the week again
its always that time of week
when was the last time you got an abortion?
My last one was free. Gotta love those free punch cards
Anyone you miss?
I'm incapable of feeling emotions soz
How old are you?
Turning 17 later on this year?
It's a lovely day to buy flowers
everyday is
blunt
i pride myself on it
You're a special snowflake, a real individual
duh
I wish you were my last abortion
I feel privileged
You're a road muncher
i know
How old were you when you first got your period?
old enough
You make my aortic valve throb
Okay thanks xx
Do you think real life is just the matrix
All I know is that ashley katchadorian wasn't watching the door and a little girl got her arms ripped off
And in conclusion, I vote that you stay on the cheer squad, but only if you go **** yourself with a frying pan you lITTLE *****
How about you shut the **** up while I unlace my show and shove it up your uterus? You stupid ****ing abortion
when was the last time you had your an** bleached? :)
How's that any of your business? Xx
I want your **** in and around my armpits
Okay thanks :*
would you consider yourself a person who gets around? (****)
Hahaha in a way
Are you going out with Whitney?
Hahahahahha omfg
The most powerful position for a young Christian man like yourself is on your knees, accepting the mighty power of the lord as he comes into your soul and cleanses you with his white, pure holy spirit. Amen xo
Can you just stop plz
Someday soon ur gonna catch that dream u been chasin
Thanks xx
One day I hope that you'll stop staring at my as*, because it's like, really turning me on and like I can't control myself and I don't wanna shoot clue goo in public because that'd be fkn embarrassing
It's okay to be yourself <3
So umm, I heard that you give away handjobs like gum... So uh, can I have a handjob?
I give better hand jobs them Brittnay Matthews
You're never too tired to toss the salad after a long, hard day of fudge packing, eh?
Why are there colored people?
Go and eat your own head please, your actions at the Fish In Space committee meeting were horrendous. Such a display of angsty boyish attitude, I am appalled.
Youre calling me boyis!? how ****ing dare you? My action where by no account uncalled for and you deserved everything that happened to you on that eventual evening
I heard you eat **** burritos
How dare you?
When will you stop spreading rumours about me? Just last week someone told me they heard you saying I sell crack and just wtf
Well its not my fault youre like in love with me or something
How many times has ur an** been fisted? :*
How many grains of sand is there?
You have butt pimples
Well you eat **** burritos
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