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You just melted my heart. Message/text me. I dare you.
I only like the mouse cheese on Saladas
Hahaha it took me so long to figure this out. Yes. I would laugh.
Obviously I cannot tell you the name of my wonderful pimp <3 because the cops are probably watching. But I will give you his number. 027 HOT STUF.
He totally has spaces so he will be on the look out. Take it from me. You just gotta be able to look good in a bucket hat, crocs, and a leotard.
Hope to see you on the team soon xx
Not interested sorry
1.that people will realise how mental I am.
2. That ill spend my life watching everyone else be happy while I\'m stuck waiting around
It\'s true love!
MADE OF YOUR MUMS CHEST HAIR
They are both my best friends!
Both perfect in everyday and I love them to the moon and back. No matter where I go I\'ve got them.
<3.
That\'s all.
Lucky ha. Find him for me please and let me know when you do because I\'m having trouble
This is actually really hard. Umm. I\'m 20 IQ points off having special needs. But some people know that.
Hmmmmmmmm probably wash my hair. With vegan hair products
My Humps. Or Mateial Girl by madonna.
I can see your toner through those jeans.
Hate myself :/ some girl tried to do it but she must be like a vampire and they couldn\'t get any blood out! 3 more people dead. :(
I\'m Shannon Bolland and I like books
She\'s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Hannah Day We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It\'s so embarras*ing. I don\'t even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Hannah was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she\'d be like, \"Why didn\'t you call me back?\" And I\'d be like, \"Why are you so obsessed with me?\" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, \"Hannah, I can\'t invite you, because I think you\'re lesbian.\" I mean I couldn\'t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she\'s on crack.
If I had options hahaha
I\'m a lone wolf. /not telling a random person!
Well I\'ll tell you a story. One day I was at a harmless school barbecue minding my own business when a gang approached me. The rowers. One of the henchmen, Hannah, invited me to join them for a Mcfluzza. They wanted me in and I knew it. So after I agreed to dine with them, they decided to train me up to be as bad as* as them. The leader, jack, even showed me how to hunt for Pu**y(cats). After that I just can\'t go back. Life. Changed.
P.S I get paid thursday....
Yep! When I see her tomorrow :)
WHO ARE YOU WITH YOUR TACKY PICK UP LINES
Shannon. #truestory
No but someone asked Chelsea if I was a boy last night.
YES. so glad someone asked me to do this.
I only do Gwen Stefani or David Bowie though xx