Alex Shaw
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I never tell a lie xx
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How do you want people to treat you ?
Like the erratic, emotionally unstable btch I am
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Who is your crush? Dont be shy
What's a crush? I like cigarettes.
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What was your last date like?
I have never been on one.
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would you flirt with a stanger
I'll flirt with whomever I please
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How long did your last call last?
26 seconds
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fearless or less fear?
relevance to anything at all?
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caine* heroin* fck autocorrect
hahahaha maybe you should quit drugs and go back to preschool before you ask me about my habbits.
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caine heron LSD anything like that
caine? heron? I don't know what you're sniffin but I don't want any
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Plans for 2014?
break hearts make music keep on rock n rolling
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Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?
I've got heaps of intelligence to spare...
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What's your perfect Christmas?
set santa on fire and watch him burn burn burn
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**** me you *exy beast I love your dreads it turns me on ;) xxx
a. referring to me as 'beast' is not alurring in the slightest. b. they aren't finished yet but ty
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How big is your TV?
my tv is like idk kinda tv sized I guess
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Would you **** hori?
what is a hori?
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I love u beautiful girl be yourself alwaysxxx
aww thankyou
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Show me your as*
show me a check for $50000
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you look good with any hair colour omg dye it pink or something
thank you but I have done that already :)
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i love a man. ill get ya bigg boo*s one day ;)
YAYAYAYAYAY for tittaysss ;)
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Fancy a snog?
that's a little foward
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can i please come play with you?
yes :)
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When you help someone, do you ever think, “What’s in it for me?”
no because I'm not a ****.
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What's the meaning of life?
eat.****.sleep. I don't fkn know probs to survive.
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Do you own a di*do
no. I'm not 40 yet.
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Sit on my face?? :)!
umm maybe not.
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When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?
"****hole?"
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you
strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
it spontaneously combusts.
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crunch berries niggah love ya daym niggah
nigga daymmm xx
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If we're gonna do anything. We might as well just ****
explain? just play talk hugg
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If we're gonna do anything. We might as well just ****
what's ****??
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Why are you such a grumpy bottom?? :(
**** off
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You're ****ing stunning.
and you are bloody cute.
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most embarrassing moment?
sometime between when I wake up to when I go to sleep lel
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What would you do this year If you had no fear ?
mate I can't even spell feer.
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Honest thoughts on-
Madi Critchell
Chloe braybrook
I don't really know who those girls are...
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could you please rub my back??? :)!
no
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What have you learned today?
dreads hurt.
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what was with you at monbulk bus stop the other day..looks like you were wiggin out
what is wiggin?
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What do you think people think of you?
that's none of my business. and even if it was. I don't give a ****.
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What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is your favorite colour?
my name is jimmy my quest is to kill all discriminators and red is cool idk
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The thing you want the most this Xmas?
fk off I fkn hate Christmas. I wish for santa and his fkn ******** elves to burn alive. all the fkn reindeers. fkn jesus, joseph and mary can all bathe in there own blood the lot of them can all suffer and die and every single fkn supermarket that thinks its okay to play 14 fkn versions of fkn jingle bells in ****ING SEPTEMBER
who would you like to punch in the face most?
yeah look I can't narrow that down to a top 100 even
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what do you need most in your life?
my own house. or just lots of money. some friends might be nice since I have pretty much none.
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Are you a fan of the beatles?
a few of there songs are alright. I find them to be incredibly over rated. john lennon is very admirable though.
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given head before?
nah my heads still attached
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Why can't we be freinds?
we can... inbox me?
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What is the best way to approach a girl you like?
offer her a drink and if she declines. kill her with the broken glass and sacrfice her. blood letting.
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Would you like some ice cream?? :D
seriously?
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Two Things that you would like to improve about yourself?
physical appearance and personality. so everything.
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You remind me of Amy Winehouse, and i think her music rocks
well you're really cute aren't you. I agree and she is one of my idols :)
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you are perfect!!
not in the slightest. but inbox me that's uber cute :')
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do you forgive people easily?
depends on their wrong-doing or whatever they did. eg. if they killed my mum probs not but if they copied my haircut.. meh ok
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Ever ****ed anyone
what's ****ed? I don't know what that is.
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When you look up at the stars, what do you see?
stars.
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Amongst people you know ,who has the most annoying laugh?
all of the marta christi girls on the train. ugh. not that I know them.
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I would screw you so hard you have a brain Anuarism and die
that's nice, dear.
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Biggest turn ons and turn offs ????
on= tattoos, facial hair (but the whole dumbledore thing is nart cool) humour, cheekyness and intrigue. height, loveliness :) off= rudeness, racial and/or *exist, just basically discrimination of any kind. if you are younger/shorter or smaller than me in anyway I'm sorry but no thankyou. and if you are a jobless scab that just makes me pay for everything and takes all my cigarettes. no.
What do you look for in a guy
humour. that is literally it. if you can make me laugh til I pee, I will give you my first born child.
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I think you're pretty and gorgeous, lovely. I would kill to get to know you better
that's really cute :) don't kill. just inbox me, I'm very honest and will tell you everything you want to know :) xx
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I know you through a mutual friend and I want to talk to you but it seems you don't wanna talk to me which s*cks
which mutual friend? talk to me I like talking :)
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Virgin ?
invalid word. christianity is false, virgin is originated from a false fantasy story. you may as well try to talk to me about star trek.
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Who are you thinking about as you answer this?
not telling ;)
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The first thing you think of after you wake up ?
<3him<3 jk cig and coffee time.
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you have axtually put on that much weight. what happened?
I knowwwww
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Do you miss dave
no, I see him all the time :)
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Yes or no
are you actually asking? hahahahahaha
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No they give you $50 and you give them a bj
I liked my version better.
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If someone offered you $50 for a bj would you say yes
**** yeah. I get $50 and a b*** j**. oath.
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You're really pretty :)
thanks :) x
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thoughts on Jake? :))
I know a lot of jakes... you'll have to be more specific.
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Best advice you received about relationships?
do not fall in love because it is an endless black pit of doom you will never return. you will never be the same. do not ever commit yourself to someone entirely ever. never ever ever ever. and I didn't listen to them. because I'm silly and never take my own advise.
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Did you know you're amazing :)!
no.
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Will u send nudes or show t*** babe? I wanna **** u so hard am
no. no. no. and don't call me babe or I will have you killed.
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What happens when we die?
cbf explaining it takes too long to type it all out.
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Anyone on your **** list?
only celebs.
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********
not sure if you realise but all that says is ******** because this site censors curse words if you don't put spaces in them. good try though.
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do you like being single?
well I haven't been single for a whole year so its strange but it has its perks.
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why did you and dave break up?
that's none of your business.
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your so hot i wanna bend you over ;)
your very self assured.
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why would you wipe out just christianity and not other religions?
because its the worst one. baby steps dude, baby steps.