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Teach me on how to be famous like you ??
Lmao I’m famous ? Where ? I’d like my paycheck tho.
Where’d you get these captions frm ??
Lmao I’m constantly bored. So my mind is like forever in overdrive
What misconception about you would you like to clear up ?
That I’m unappoachable.
I’m really not. I’m too chilled.
First impression of this girl? ?????? instagram.com/__jouurdann__
Depends who’s asking
Why do you think people like/hate you?
Those that truly know me, like me for my honesty.
Those that do not know me, dislike me for my honesty ?
I’m a blunt A$$ person. I’ll tell it like it is.
You're on fleek??
Why thank you !
Your positive words mean a ton and a bit ??
Lol was that wink supposed to be $exy?
Don’t normal people reply to stories, like via DMs?
Do you date black girls ?
What is black?
What’s white ?
What’s Indian ?
What’s coloured?
What’s Asian ?
I only know the human race, not any other.
Awe my dawg ..saw you doing an LBB law degree I wanna change to it next year how is it? Thembinkosiwave
Homie - it’s not too steep bruv - lotsa work tho.
What makes you uncomfortable?
Butter or margarine.
I cannot stand the feeling on my skin. Don't bring the ish near me - I don't even butter my own bread. ?
I just thought I'd let you know that you're handsome looking ??
Why thank you ❤️ You don't have to stay anonymous. I don't bite
Are u a virgin? ?
I'm more of a sunflower oil type of guy. Bad for the health, I know ?
Insta crush?
Don't really have one ? Who's yours?
How much money do you need right now and why ?
lol around 10k so I can complete my car build.
What's something you tried really hard to like but just couldn't?
Sushi ☹️
Hear you vibing with my girl natalie in VC Sandton , I'm from Tuks.
Kwaai my son. But dm me let's talk?
You're so hot but damn you're cold on the inside.
Thank you.
I am? ? I'm the most chilled guy ever - how am i cold ? ?
Any hot girls you wanna vibe with rn or nah
Meh - dm me if you have suggestions lmao.
Instagram crush?
Yoh my guy ?? but dm me ?
Are you in a relationship?
No I ain't ?
Have you ever been in a situation where a group of girls were annoyed because the guys they were with were able to go pee someplace but they had to wait?
Uhm yeah I think so lol - back in high school.
What is the happiest thing that has happened to you in the past 24 hours?
I woke up with another day to live ✨
Why though
Why what ???♂️
A polar bear weighs enough to *break the ice*, Shaheed. Do you or do you not get my joke?
???
What goes up a hill with one leg and then comes down the hill with 3 legs
This question baffled me for a steady 5mins. No clue.
How much does a polar bear weigh?
It depends if we're talking with or without organs and skin etc ? Lmao I'm kidding - isn't it like 400kg ?
Hey , do you reply to dms ?
I do indeed.
Im warning you for the last time
Leave my wife alone ?
Lmao for the last time ? I ain't received any warning cuz. Maybe warn her next time lmao.
When's the last time you vibed with someone?
Uhm ??
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