Simon Van Den Heever
simonvdh
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How tall are you?
I think I'm about 1,82m.
What size shoes do you wear?
10/11
She's hurt you too many times for you to even think about loving her. You deserve better ! Xx
Uh, you obviously know very little about Gabi and I.
What's happening with you and your girlfriend
Not sure right now.
Youre a giant **** s*cker. Man fcker. Dog love **** faced bastard dckwart.
Your nice.
btch if you want a burger
Okeh.
*arrogant - unluckyyy
Oath I will find you.
I like you
P.S I'm a dude
Mutual feelings.
I'm so confused are you with Gabi or not?
Pretty sure we are in a relationship.
How many doors do you have at your house?
69
What is your purpose ?
To be as arrogent as possible and make sarcastic comments.
You have inspired me to date a guy whose black whom I love very much xx and I just wanna say thank you
That's no problem, glad your happy.
I really look up to you as you are dating a girl whose not the same race group and yet you Carry on with life with a smile x
Um thanks, it literally doesn't matter to me, one should not be judged by the pigment of their skin but of the beauty in their heart. I don't need to even think about smiling I honestly just do when I'm with her.
What's up with your girlfriends hair
What's up with your fcked up ideals?
Why are you special ???
I'm literally not.
What is the most expensive thing you own ?
Underwear
Best strategy to get rid of an unwanted boner?
Netflix and chill.
You are such goals xx
Thank you ?
If money was no concern, what would you do for the rest of your life?
Travel the world helping as many people as possible.
What would you call your autobiography?
The life of having a massive p****.
YoU and Gabi are goals ❤
Thank you. x
Your song of the day?
Qoohme trying to dalla my song names.
Emma Ratcliff
Probably my best girl-friend. Love how it's like a statement, there's no question mark.
So like... Im missing you and I just want to annoy you, because that's just meh. Gabipen01
God your annoying, relationship over. Jk, love ya.
I bet they don't even know me.. Love you span baby. Gabipen01
I love you more beb
That person is just flippen jealous they must shut up you and her a perfect gosh. Roby
Thanks bacon, your my favorite stalker, as always.
If you knew who she really was you wouldn't be dating her
Then tell me who she is, Instead of making snide comments?
What is your motto?
Always shake afterwards.
Good choice - keeping it healthy
Just didn't like the idea of my intestines being deep fried.
If you were a chicken, would you be roasted or deep fried
Roasted.
What was the last naughty thing u did?
I want to say your mom, but... fck it, your mom.
Would you rather be jago fiore for a day or be a billionaire
Billionaire.
Last great thing you did ?
Your mom
Who do you look up to and why ?
Justin Beiber
You and gabi are goals. I cannot even
Dankie, just try?
Do you remember what you did to a girl in December January this year?
Ya, your mom was so good.
What kind? Tell Jay to remember my fkin jeans.
Whats your favourite feature on the opposite $ex?
What you see when you look into their eyes.
Who's that annoying chick beatret luningberg
No idea, first time I've seen her nane .
So happy for you and gabi , goals!!! Roby
Thanks Robyn, appreciate it.
What's under your bed?
Bruce Willis
What cheers you up ?
Cuddles with Gabdog ❤ gotta love her.
He's my cousin :)
Wat kyn
You so gay !!
Annndddd, Go fck yourself.
Do you know Daniel Freitag?
Yes
Haha maybe I can teach you sometime
Haha, lakka.
Do you wank?
Never heard of "wanking" before.
Are you cir***cised?
Um..
Die. Jk love you span hipster❤ Gabipen01
Love you to, go die in a hole, btch. ❤
That bulge in your pants is too big. I can't stop staring at it everytime that I see you. It's so distracting and embarrassing.
Lol
You're so cute!! Xx
Thanks, you to.
Next party you going to?
Not sure.
Joining what exactly?
Private information.
Spanks man.... Following ;)
Congrats on joining, tell your friends to join.
Was on caits qooh me
Simon_vdh_
Ahaha you quite the joker ey
Thanks
Oh yea.... was the one who gave you the best compliment.... feel quite special, jk
You should, jk
What's your insta name so I can hit you up with a follow
How did you get this link if you don't know my insta?
Best compliment you ever received ?
That I remind someone of their cousin.
Did you go to Hilton College?
Yeah
You remind me of my cousin
Your cousin must be hawt, jk
In South Africa people call me Chinaa but I'm not even Asian ?
People call me funny but the truth is I am actually not a person.
Heyyy bacon was just wondering how you are doing x
Im alright and you eggs?
Describe your life in 3 words
Pizza, 69, jack.koch.fanpage
Who is someone that you think is hot and want to meet?
Like anyone or like a celebrity?
Bacon and eggs :)
Was thinking about you today, miss you loads.
Wtf Janelle seriously ?? :|
Nah it was about you all along.
Next party you going to?
Next one that your going too.
Where you ad Charise a thing and who even is she?
Nope never, a friend? Why does it matter?
Was it something to do with her bf.
None of my business ask her.
Were you and Robyn S a thing? If so when?
No never just friends.
Wat happened between you and robyn s?
Long story.
What's missing in your life ?
This one person.
Grade? Xx
69 take away the 6.
How do you want people to treat you ?
Like they treat the pizza man.
Nothing more?
Nah, she had the chance, its over now.
You're not a virgin
Haha, I really really am.
It wasn't robbie
Plot twist.
One place in the world you wish you lived?
Narnia
Your best friend?
There are quite a few.
One thing you wish to undo from your past
Meeting myself.
Something you have tried but will never do again
an*** foraging.
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