Jade Coyle
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Why aren't you famous?
I'm an interesting person, but I'm an A$$hole
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Fulfilling your dreams as a director
Yes, I'm living the dream
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Luv u too little Jed :*
Lil Jed Productions Bruddaaa
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It does to have to be like that we can keep it a secret
fck off Tom. I love you <3
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Not like here, here everything is soft and smooth *eats face*
Anakin, that makes me uncomfortable
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Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo so long ago when there was nothing but our love.
I don't like sand. It's coarse, rough and it gets everywhere
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Bordem strikes at random my young padwan.
If it's wrong if I say I love you
Then I don't wanna be right. Ani
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That was my intention
What made you ask me in the first place? hahahahaha
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Yes. I was just chillen in my room, when some white **** messages me going "omfg did you know that jade is white" and I shat bricks.
Thank you for the sarcasm, I appreciate it. Because that message made me sht tonnes of bricks
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Me. I ask that....
So, you said that you heard that I am white. Did you literally hear people say "Did you know Jade is white? That is so shocking"? Because I will piss myself laughing, I swear to Jebus
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I hear that you're white jade is that true?
HAahahahahahahahah who asks people that? Hahahahahaha lawd
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Which talent you wish you had ?
To be like Hannah Montana in every conceivable way
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What's the one moment in your life you wish was recorded?
Being on stage
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What was the best thing that happened to you today?
R2-D2 Lunch box :D
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Why do you have that scar ?
Because I don't know how to fcking cut apples correctly
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do you hate that lachlan nerd because he is annoying he wont shut up. god
What an awful thing to say.
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What are you obsessed with?
70's maaan
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When was the last time you got angry and why?
fcking string
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What or who has recently grabbed your attention and why ?
Poe Dameron, baby
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What is the best "happiness" that money has bought you?
Pods: snickers filled
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How did you meet your bestfriend ?
fcking drifting through space
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Who do people always say you look like?
Boo from Monsters Inc or Agnes from Despicable Me ._.
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If you could forget one thing, what would it be?
Wouldn't matter since I forget everything anyways
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Last song you played before replying to this ?
Genesis
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Your most embarrassing moment ?
I cringe just thinking about it. fck no
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What are you terrible at ?
Remembering and Math
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What do you want for xmas ?
Improvement on skills
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What got you upset recently?
Some twats thinks it's ok to touch my fcking book without asking
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Which song describes your mood today ?
Tech n9ne- Dysfunctional becuz y not
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If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which would you choose?
I'd be a character on South Park
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What are you currently worried about ?
That the Force Awakens won't be as good as the trailer
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Who and when was your first kiss ?
Josh Waterhouse, 12 :') Gud times
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Where do you want to be living in 10 years?
Where ever life takes me, maaaaaannnn
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fav album?
Take it like a man, Doolittle or Take Off Your Pants and Jacket. Either one of them
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What was the happiest moment in your life?
STAR WARS TRAILER, ****Y
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What life lesson did you learn today ?
I'm miss world.
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When was the last time you did something for the first time? What was it?
Sunday, drip
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Oh you are so nice thomas is gr8
James is my favorite actually
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Who is your fav brother from another mother who is not James Huh lil jed
Thomas
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What was the last thing that got stolen from you?
Gold lighter
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A song you think is overated ?
Habe u seen a alien pls
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How many doors do you have at your house?
What a fcking interesting question
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One word to describe your Ex
Spooki
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How do you plan on ending this year ?
I don't.
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What turns you off ?
Dumbasses
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What are you trying to prove to yourself?
That v*****s aren't so bad to look at
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How do you think you are most likely to die?
Suffocation
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Why are you special ???
HAHAHA Nobody's fckin special
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Bong lord
Don't you forget it, baby
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Are you still with Taj
I like to smoke shard
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If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
Kill yourself before it's too late
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Whats your addiction?
Injecting the many weeds into my veins
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Shady
MR THOMPSON HAHAHAHAHA
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What is your idea of living the good life?
Make money Get turnt fck btches
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How many hearts do you think you have broken ?
-0
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What is the most expensive thing you own ?
Guitar set, probably
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Thoughts on ricky and josh frew
fckin' gay ****s, amirite
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What do you want most out of life?
Raspberries and novels
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If you lost everything tomorrow, whose arms would you run into to make everything ok ?
God's.
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What is your motto?
fck. Off.
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What is your current state of mind?
Tranquil.
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What is your idea of perfect happiness ?
Requiem for a Dream.
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What cheers you up ?
Books
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Would you rather be ugly and live forever or Hot and live for a year ?
Stupid fcking question
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Describe your life in 3 words
"Are you American?"
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Why should people love you ?
Because I'm cute as a button.
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How do you want people to treat you ?
Don't talk to me.
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Hi - Yoda.
False. Yoda's dead.
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What type of people bore you ?
Normies and hipsters
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YOURE SO SMART AND QUIET! :D
If I am so quiet, how are you so sure that I am smart? Gotcha there, buddy. Ten Qs, mate :D
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hows your day today?
It was nice and sunny and I enjoyed it. Thank you polite one.
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I can not believe you rated 3/10. wtf is wrong with you. Is this the jade I even know !? jk
Who in teh fuk do u tink I is?
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What do you hate about yourself ?
Nothing, I'm a fcking queen.
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you do know someones jelly you are dating taj lol DX his name starts with s
No, I was not aware of that. Frankly, I don't care. Also, it'll take me a while to figure out who it'd be anyways.
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you are getting a lot of pimples now
Two. I have two.
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so youre filo/Scottish/Australian . that's how you say it jade.
Woooowwwww *sarcasm* I didn't know there was a specific way to say your nationality. U hve taut me so much, senpai
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Are you dating anyone?
Yes indeed, Taj Self is his name.
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5 top mates you talk to the most? (Melton *exondary colleage)
"*exondary" okeh. I speak to a lot of people, I'd say Taj,Matt, Shelby, Corey and Caitlyn.
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They waaaatch me whipppppp. They watch me NAY nay---they watch me whipppppppp try watch me naynay
ARGH you autism.
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Nationality
I was kidding, I'm half Filipino and Australian or Scottish, I don't even know. However, I was born here.
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What's your nationality? are u chinese? jk are you filipino? idk nahhh wait you're Indian ? mate help me
I was born in Germany. That's why I believe that Adolf Hitler did nothing wrong.
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I drink soy milk.
Everytime I hear soy, your surname comes to my mind.
Hmm soy, Coyle, soy, Coyle. Hahaha I don't really understand. I found this amusing, please reveal yourself.
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Rate Green Day out of 10. Do it. Now. Jade. I'm waiting.
*replies 11 hours later* 3/10
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anon: would you date daymon walker?
(you) jade: No thank you.I'm not into tall blonde chicks
HAHAhahahahahahha gud 1 m8 I r8 8/8
Thank you, thank you. I don't even try my hardest to be funny, it's all natural.
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How do you deal with a break up ?
Don't. ****ing. Post. ****ty, attention seeking and depressing statuses. Because no one really gives a **** about you, so that would be your #1 priority to ****ing avoid. Sheesh. Some ****ing people.
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Your so beautiful omg
Thank you, mate. Much appreciated.
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Would you rather cut off both of your arms with a blunt knife and later be rescued or have your legs broken slowly and left to starve and become dehydrated for 2 days before being rescued
Now, now why would I need to do this? You haven't specified what my situation is, silly
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Would you rather be killed by a pack of wild Chimpanzee's or 1 Mountain Gorilla? SupremeGentleman
I'd have to do with the Mountain monkey. If it's one, I can take him on, who the **** does he think he is.
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You really rustled my jimmies
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha "jimmies"
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Are you a selfish person ?
Quite.
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Thoughts about Game of thrones season 5 finale ?
OH MY ****ING GOD
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What activity always makes you lose track of time?
Tumblr and That's Phucked
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Who was the last person to break your heart ?
Robb Stark
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What profession would you not like to do?
An accountant...Numbers ew
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Something you regret buying and why ?
A Green Day album
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Tbh I don't even know what that word means
To have your agreement
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Consensual...?
You heard right, my friend...
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Okay Jesus can be our boyfriend
Jesus is everybody's boyfriend. It's not consensual....
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Who's your boyfriend
Jesus, is our boyfriend.