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You're an amazing friend
Thank you anon (:
what is you're biggest regret of breaking up with a girl, why and who?
I've only ever broken up with one girl, and there was no regret there
If you mean in general break ups it would be because I wasn't good enough for her, I'm not gonna name names but she deserved a lot better then me and I hope she's always happy now
nosferatu's rest needs to keep going :(
I know :( I miss it
'my worst mistake was letting you come into my life'
don't really wanna say name haha
DID YOU s*ck MASON BAILEYS BALLSACK?????????
what...
Who's your status about
Which one?
Lucky girl :)
I'm a lucky guy
So you're seeing someone?
Yes
If a person's(moreso female)majorly self concious of their looks+puts in a lot of effort(ie. Makeuphairclothes)but they look beautiful without it all,
Do you tell them or encourage the wasted effort that'll damage their skin/hair/bank account/time?
Everyone is beautiful in my opinion
I believe make up isn't needed
how'd you get so f***ing fresh
I don't even know myself
What kind of shi* happened?
Betrayal
Are you single?
I'm seeing someone so not for long
Why aren't you best friends anymore?
shi* happens
who is your ex bestfriend?
someone
Who was your status about when you said you were uncomfortable with them?
My ex bestfriend
What instrument do you play ?:)
Geetar (:
i miss nosferatu's rest. :'(
I miss it too :(
u r b**tyful
Haha thank you :3
why are you just so cute and like amazing
Haha I'm not but thank you :3
Who are you crushing on?
Secret
Describe your crush
She's perfect
did you like my song? :3
I sure did
hey, so i love you, your such a cutie :P
Hahaha, this is so sweet :3 Thank you
whos your best mates in year 11?
I have a few (:
spiderasian, spiderasian, does whatever a spiderasian does , can he swing from a web, no he can't because he's a human, lookout here comes the spiderasian.
hahah so true
Are you crushing on anyone right now?
Yes I am
Your most favouritist gym buddy?
Everyone I go to gym with is my favourite :3
best people from work?
Everyone!
closest friends?
Cory Wadey
I miss you :(
Awwh you too random anon
Who was your status about? ;)
Which one?
I'm sorry
Why are you sorry?
what do you consider as turn ons/offs
Turn on- girls with humour, laughs at my jokes, let's me be myself around them, and likes my friends. Nice eyes, coloured hair, likes the things I like
Turn offs- Stuck up girls who think they are better then you, don't get along with my friends, wears short shorts, dresses slu*ty
Nope, it was Hitler. That was how he killed the black, disabled, jewish kid.
ahhhh impressiveee
Well they used the candlestick and it happened in the dining room. Can you guess who it was?
Cournel mustard ?
No! That, you're adopted stupid!
Well... I knew that already :P Give me another clue
Get my hint?
That you raped me?
Calvin, this is your mother. You're adopted.
From anonymous
I f***ING KNEW IT
I raped you yesterday. How come you haven't said anything about it.
I don't remember being raped D:
Have you ever killed someone? You look like a rapist.
Many many times
I'll give you a hint, but you're gonna hate me :/
ohkiee, hint mee
holy sheeit! im still yet to see it but from what my brother tells me it's pretty dope :P its andy p btw haha
haha yeah man, it was fairly good price though :P
You'll have to check it sometime!
how much did your tattoo cost?
480 man :D
Bit of both is always good ;)
Just don't bite on em ;)
Never bite my friend, never goes well ;)
If I tell you that I love you, and you know, do you promise not to hate me?
Yessss
You can keep reusing the noodle though. It doesn't just come once...
But once you cook it it goes wet and wrinkly
I love youuu :D
Topest bloke :D
I love you too anon :D
My own brand of noodles. They come in packs of one.
Ehh, I need more then one pack to fill me up
Feel free to eat my noodles any time.
Mi goreng noodles ?
So you like round or flat lollipops? ;)
I like a bit of both ;)
How about you ?
Please date me!!!
Haha of course anon
Calvin!! you are absolutely fab!!
Haha awwh thank you fwend :D
I'd rub your niplz
Oh bby ;)
You are beautiful. On the inside as well as the outside
Thank you :D
your type is probs a thin tattooed covered girl.who loves her hair too much. see im not your type. im more of a girl who can get dressed up but likes wearing band shirts. I love goin out. I love nachos
I don't have a type actually haha
Anon, please.
Calvin is a lovely lad.
You are a prick.
I hope you choke on cheese one day.
And then when you die your corpse will reek so much.
You really have no right in telling anyone to actually go kill themselves.
Bummer
<3
Part 2.
If you don't like the kind of person Calvin is, don't as*ociate with him. Leave him alone, and stop causing grief. Give him and yourself a break you f***ing cactus.
Good day. Bummer
<3
dear anon- you must be really f***ing pathetic if it would make your life better. just shut the f*** up.
^^
everyone stop hating on calvin seriously dont you have something better to do?
Agreeeed
you're probably the best looking asian out ;)
Haha awwh yay :D
Dear person harras*ing Calvin: Cearly you don't have a life as all you do is put people down and that's why you want calvin to take his own. So please find something better to do and f*** off. You are a ****. P.S Love you calvin
Thank you anon <3
I'll be brave enough to tell you one day, maybe.
Who are you? Please tell me
Part 2- please please please kill yourself. i actually want you to go die in a hole. i want you to die. please just kill yourself, make my life and so many other people's lives so much better and just die
yay, there's more, maybe your wish might come true one day
dear calvin, truth is, you are so f***ing mental. you have more issues then i can think of. you are so attention seeking, so f***ed up. and all those scars you have are so fake, dont pretend your suicidal and actually become suicidal. please kill yourself
dear anon, go f*** yourself
I can't.
Why? I'm really intrigued to find out, please just inbox me
I can't inbox you, I'm not brave enough for that yet...
Give me a clue whom you are please?
I love your tattoos and your heart. I would give anything to be your type. and please don't kill yourself
Thank you so much (:
My type??
I love you because you are more genuine than anyone I've net before. These stupid question boxes don't give me enough room to say all the reasons though >.<
Then inbox them to me?
such an attention seeking twat, and just a hint, the tattoos are f***ing gay
Thank you so much
you are beautiful on the inside and out
please don't listen to these pathetic as*holes
Thank you (:
or better yet, just go kil yourself. you would make everyone so much happier. and you dont even deserve your life. its useless. ill buy you a rope if you want, you Pu**y
please do
i hope you understand everything i say, everything, because you are so pathetic, you act like a Dic*head and people dont even like you. stay away from people and leave parkdale. once you leave i will be able to go to school in peace. without seeing your face
i understand
SO f***ING PATHETIC
thank you
hi, you are a f*****. this is not even a joke, i actually dislike you, very much, you are so f***ed. your a suicidal f***, and you legit have no friends. i see you walking around by yourself and i laugh so much. you are so f***ing pathetic
kthnx
Why are you so fat?
i dont know :(
I love you. And I know I shouldn't.. But it won't go away
Why do you love me?
you're hot!
Haha I'm really not silly anon :P
You are beautiful. Don't ever change. <3
Thank you anon <3
Can we be friends again pls?
That'd be super kewl :3
Of course :3
Have you ever loved someone you know you shouldn't?
Yes I have, unfortunately
these people are actually such liars, you are so fake calvin, so f***ing fake, and i am disgusted to ever have known you, you are so self centered and you just f***ing s*ck. you are so pathetic, and if you died, i would laugh and piss on your grave
This is just.... wow
You are so nice I wish you would talk to me more
Then talk to me (:
I reckon you are the most hot, nice, kind , trustworthy and honest man I've ever met. I would love you talk to you more. All the ****s that are f***ing with you Calvin. I love you.
Then talk to me more (:
haha having your pathetic friends back you up. ok f*****, you seriously have no true friends okay? you honestly have no real friends, they are pretend friends cause they feel so f***ing sorry for you f*****, you are f***ing worthless ****
umm.....
AND WHOEVER IS ABUSING CALVIN I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU
haha
so please go kill yourself, go die in a hole, go do EVERYONE a favor, and leave this earth, you are actually so pathetic. no one actually likes you at all. to think you feel like you belong haha, you are pathetic ****
maybe I will
sso in all honesty, i actually hate you, and the things you do frustrate me. you are a ****, and no one likes you. you have no friends. and everyone hates you, people pretend to like you behind your back to make you feel better, but your just a suicidal f**
Thank you
Whose that yr 10 chick I saw you with
Jesus?
IS IT ME THAT YOU LIKE
Jesus
I love you and you should marry me cos you're hot and just amazing and we should have rough crazy monkey se* and shi* but without a condom so we can have these awesome babies and I have always wanted to be pregnant it's just a fantasy of mine
Hahaha <3
Do you like anyone
I sure do
you
are
f***ing
pathetic
Thank you
that anon is right! you are hotter than most of the guys at parkdale haha
Haha how D:
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