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Did you seriously delete my number?
DiD yOu SeRiOuSlY DeLeTe mY NuMbEr ?
What spices must I use when I put you and your friends in a pot
idc , as long as it's a toilet pot . i really gotta take a dump .
How was your day?
bro it was brazy , being a karateka is on some other level .
Keep being a btch and I won't let you *** next time.
where're we going ?
I will break you, I will hurt you and I will shatter you. And I'll save ever lost drop of the tears you shed
i like how salty tears taste .
Are you finally ready to commit ?
you've got this all wrong woe . commitment has never been the issue , i'm willing to commit . but it's gotta be on another lever of "real" .
Cut your hair and i'll slit your throat ?
then why ain't i dead yet ?
Crushing on anyone maybe?
shhhhhhhh .
Do you prefer the rain or the sunshine.
i really used to enjoy the sunny weather but now i think i prefer the rain tbh .
Lord farquaad ?????
yes bro , don't ya watch shrek ?
Let me in on one of you're crazy love fantasies ???
pissing someone off in the greek mafia and making him fall in love w me when he tracks me down to kill me for disrespecting him .
Why are you up so late?
my bed time is around four .
Future profession?
surgeon / neurologist , could both ways really .
People who stay up this late are supposed to look ugly as fck and you're here boomin' ❤️❤️❤️!
well damn , thank you anonymous ? .
i hope you know i meant it when i said "future".
pffffttttt , i like your guts doe .
a pet name for your future boyf ?
lord farquaad .
you're so gorgeous baby ❤️ .
thank you lieflong .
I really miss what we had Lauren ?
ever wondered why the predicate in your sentence above now holds the title of a past participate ?
Will you reply if i HMU? Because i really want to get to know you
anytime .
He was talking about you today, a lot.
excuse me , but who ?
Have you ever cried over a guy?
other than my father and brother , hell naw .
how're you doing love ?
i'm aight hun , hbu ?
LA did da di da
"slob on me knob" , turn that sht louder !
I'm your secret admirer ??
aight .
You say goodnight but then you're active on IG, really now?
i couldn't fall asleep and i thought you were already asleep .
Definitely not me ???
who are you doe ?
Whose your current crush?
hmmm , take a guess .
Are you into relationships or flings?
relationships .
Don't be shy to answer dear ? ? Nothing wrong in French kissing ?
yeah i know but i'on discuss my private life on such a public platform . dm me if you really want to know .
Depends on what hun?
it all depends on the nigga . i'm a bit skeptical about dating but if he's good , i'm with it .
Would you like to have someone special in in your life whom you can call your own?
depends .
Have you had your first French kiss?
you wish you knew , don't yah ? ?
Are you single?
single as a pringle .
Only asking dear ?
oh , i was eleven or twelve .
At what age did you first start dating?
why ?
What might the predicament be?
afr oral .
Are you shy Lauren?
depends on the predicament .
How old are you Lauren?
fifteen .
What belt are you?
jnr brown .
What zodiac sign was the last dude you liked?
hold upppp , this the zodiac killer isn't it ? oh and he's a leo .
Why not? It's awesome. I like it when a guy puts his hands inside my panty
you do you boo .
Lauren go to bed.
make me .
Do you allow touching of the private parts?
tf , noooo .
I prefer a guy rubbing himself up close with me
aight .
How long was your longest relationship?
4 months i think , im not sure .
Why so serious :-p
nigga have you met me ?
That makes sense. Was that your shortest relationship?
yebo goggo
Will definitely try it some time. Does it turn a person on?
there's only one way to find out .
What you doing?
eating the nail polish off my finger nails , you ?
How do you get toy 2 and half boyfriends
Iol
the "half" lasted very short so i'on consider it as a whole .
What's so good about grinding on elbows and knees? ??♂️??♂️
it helps to relieve stress , you should try it some time ? .
How many boyfriends have you had?
two and a half .
Is there any particular area in which they grind on?
preferably elbows and knees .
You have long fingers??❤️
lmao i know right ? .
someone's still going to come along and hurt you the same way you hurt me
okay hold up , ehm i ain't good w emotions but hmu and we can talk this through aight ?
What is dry humping?
it's kinda like when someone grinds on you .
Have you had a boyfr before?
yeah yeah .
Do you like your mom or dad more?
i love both my parentals equally ❤️❤️ .
Favourite movie & favourite song?
divergent &
"when the party's over" -billie eilish .
I hate you, so so much. "baby"
but i like you .
Do you miss w?
who is "w" ?
Do you have a second name?
nope .
What's your zodiac?
aqua ? .
Coke or pepsi?
pepsi in relation to coke is like "spheres" in relation to oreos . so it's gotta be coke bro .
what's your favourite food?
rooooooooties .
Do you want a boyfriend ?
lmaooo , please don't ask me such hard questions .
Yeah thanks a lot
pleasure .
Which school do you attend?
m.h.s
Can I kiss you ??
depends bro .
Would you bang a 60 year old guy ?
why doe ?
Who's the last boy you crushed on ?
yo momma
Do you also dip your bread in your coffee ?
ya dun know .
Are you coming to my party on Saturday ?
prolly not .
How's Lee?
why don't you ask him ?
Have you been dry humped?
yeah , 'twas funny as hell .
Do you believe aliens exist ?
hell yeah .
What's the worst thing that's happened to you this week ?
these period cramps bro .
What's the cringiest thing a guy has ever called you ???
pumpkin muffin , a pumpkin muffin . tf is that even ?
When can I see you again?
in the next life .
Lol the party was lit
TO YOU , i literally just went to go make myself a cup of coffee and watched people dry hump each other :
you're so gorgeous ????
thank you so so much ? .
do you have any pets ?
i have two angels yes ??? .
Which song are you listening to rn? cause I know for a fact that you're listening to music
gustavo .
Yeah ion got the balls to tell ya this upfront so imma just do it here. You're really stunning, inside and out and thanks for blessing me with your company ❤️❤️❤️❤️
wow uhm thanks , means a lot ?? .
WHAT DID I DO?
you tell me .
i miss you so much
*scratches head*
it would help if i knew who this was .
Thanks for shutting me out. I appreciate it yo.
what even ?
Thank you for being there for me . You have no idea how much it meant just to have somebody to talk to while sht was getting heavy . I appreciate it ❤️
it's my pleasure bro , and if you ever need to talk , im here . always ?? .
What is your favourite coffee btw?
jacobs , always .
COFFEEE ADDICT LIKE ME ??
ya dun know .
Future kids names?
arsen and theo ?? .
Have you ever been in love?
nope , infatuation yes .
Name a few of your goals?
uhm , i'd like to have a degree in medicine and i want to travel the world ? ? .
Have you ever given a hj
nah nah .
One of the places you'd like to travel to?
i'd love to visit greece .
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