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Finn dies!?!!!?! Whoever said that is a sadistic mother*****
HahahahahahH you know it
Not every sardine is meant to swim son (AM)
I DONT UNDERSTAND YOUR FISHING METAPHORS DAD
AM B I T C H
I like... Salad
I like... Potato
Brayden told me he wants to hook up with you, do you accept?
Tell him meet me at the bus stop at strath more at 8
Do you like long blacks
Yes siree. Long black hit the sack go so hard Make ya back crack, even the big Mack has a long black
I want you in bed
So do I, but about you
Who's your bff
Boy friend forever?
Any Regrets on assaulting urlini on all those drama classes? :P
No
With who??
Guess and I shan't tell you
you were supposed to respond 'wildcats!!!!'
Ok
Ever been in love?
I think so
i see you on your couch
Hahah yes
Who do you know says the best puns?
Haha David Hartley and Chloe hunt
favourite korowas?
Don't know any either haha
favourite gens?
All the ones who know me
favourite sacs?
Don't know none
favourite lorettos?
The ones I talk to
you a single pringle or a taken bacon?
Single Pringle :)
i think you hate me
Ok, you might deserve it haha it depends who you are, you may be wrong
describe your first kiss? how old?
I kissed a horse
are you scared of anything?
Girls
Best friend at skevs?
Tony villain
Guess who this is.
I'm Raunchy
Crunchy
Catchy
*****y
My first name starts with A and I'm a fully fledged diva
Arran
Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?
Ummmm no
I love you baby cakes
Thanks
Do you know Lucas turco!
No should I?
Bless your soul you absolute doll, you're the nicest guy who catches the Craigeburn
Haha nawwww THANK YOU YOURE TOO KIND
If you could ask your future self one question what would it be?
Do they remake the Harry potter movies and are they better
You're incredibly nice, I like that.
Thank you :) And you're very nice
i like u but i am 432% sure you don't like me
Ok then, I don't see how this helps
what have you done today?
Caught up with Neeno, watched tropic thunder, had some well earned milk, rode bikes round, checked up on Someone and came home to watch shrek
What are you wearing right now?
Whatever the people want me to wear
who do you have a crush? what school
That's completely secretive
where did your tom hanks obsession even comes from?
I think rumors and stuff about the babe club
are you beyonce? because you're really cool and nice and stuff
Hahahahaha no I am not but thank you anyway
does anyone have a crush on you? do you have a crush on anyone?
I don't know of anyone with a crush on me but I do have a crush on someone
what kind of lies and rumors does tom spread?
Only THE WORST KIND
have you ever taken a selfie then at first you think wow i’m hot then like a minute later you look carefully at everything on your face and you realize you’re the ugliest person to ever inhabit the planet
Who are you
why is tom hanks a liar?
He spreads completely false rumors and such
favourite artist/song?
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, bliss n eso, and eminem
favourite book?
Star wars
do you like jogging?
Who's jogging?
One thing you want to say to someone right now, but can't or aren't brave enough to?
F u c k cafari
Rainbow kiss-you're eating your female out, but it's her time of month and you cop a mouthful. She then s*cks you and cops her fair share and neither spits nor swallows. Instead you both kiss, mingling those deliciously sweet nectars together
Oh my sweet honey brain I'm scarred, you have serious problems, I thought it was a really cool kiss, you need professional help, stay away from me and stay out of my life
is your skin oily or dry or just normal?
Haha normal
You're gay
I'm gay for archie
nope, a fully boo*ed girl
Sorry what?
i have a crush on you
Awesome, are you a man?
Would you rainbow kiss me?
Hahah that sounds like the most craziest and awesome thing but I don't know what it is
You men eat your dinner eat your pork and your beans, i eat more chicken than any man had ever see!
NOOOOO I EAT THE CHICKEN
I had a period of 4 days where I took 16 ****s, 23 showers and wanked 22 times
You're ****ed up
Put the following in order of most straight to most queer:
Cafari, Neenan, Filipone, Alfonso, yourself, Thing 1, aaaand Tony (who ****ed a cat)
Oh me, Brayden, alfonso, neenan, tony, thing 1, and queer lord cafari
Hover board, where the f u c k is it?
The hover craft was a solid start shoulda stuck with it
You think science is funky???
Absolutely
Who asked the question about my body. YOU HAVE NO ****ING RIGHT TO TALK ABOUT ME TWIG *****, thanks Braydenfilippone
Hahaha what
Do you prefer a long black or a short black?
Hahaha definitely a long black
What are your thoughts on the progression of science?
It's funky
S h I t
I'm feeling the same
This is paradise so enjoy the weather
i want someone to look at me the same way i look at pizza
That's so inspiring
top 5 funniest tacos you know?
Not a chance
top 5 funniest boys?
Ummm in no order, Lucas Neeno tony tom
top 5 funniest girls you know
Ummm I don't know
how many gfs have you had?
642
Hey yo macka, how you feelin today?
I feel unified mate
what are your grades like? are you a smart cookie or a stupid biscuit?
Haha I'm an average cookie biscuit
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Walking down the street long black reaching my feet
can you put me down on the list to go out with you plz? k thx
Hahahaha ahhhhh what list
do you want to date me?
Maybe
most trouble you have ever been in and what did you do?
Dunno I don't get into many trouble
ever been in a fist fight?
No I'm a passaFIST woo
ever been in a fist fight?
No I'm a passiFIST dayum
hi i'm stressed, depressed and not even well dressed
Oh dear god that was amazing, painful and depressing in the one sentence
Are You a Slippery Gypsie?
Haha only the slipperiest
do you ever have those moments where even if you’re not romantically involved with someone, you see someone else start talking to them and you just kinda wanna hiss and throws things at them because **** you that’s my person get your own
Hahaha yeah sometimes
I feel ya brotha/sista
if you had the choice between world peace or all of Bill Gates money what colour would your Lamborghini be?
I would eat spaghetti in a plam tree
why does brayden have that thing on his tummy?
Coz he's a robot just like the ones out of alien
what school do you go to?
School of rock......
Jokes I go to st kevins
how tall are you in centimeters?
I don't know
list three things you love about the Babe Club
Oh well it's the coolest club with all the babes and I'm privileged to be apart
Every ones so funny and it's all a great laugh
Thoughts on Cafari
Haha he's so so so sooooooo messed up I swear to god
I'm really gay for you - Archie
Me too, but about you
I'm gay for you- Archie
Hahahaha nawwww I'm so gay for you too baby
Do you think Brayden looks like a rat?
..... No
Do you respect the eyebrow??? Coz this relationship may be questionable if you answer incorrectly
I DO respect the eyebrow
Bliss n ESO are gay
**** YOU
Or at you using her to get to Tom?
....... That's confidential.
Do you like Lou posse
Yeah she's an awesome person
Poon or goon?
Chubby coon.
Do you know anyone retarded?
Yes and no
Who gave you that damn contagious ****???
Hahahaha aids I think, Riley gave it to me but it was an accident so it's all vool
If a girl is what you seek, then we can easily arrange something dearest Michael of St Kevin's
Hahahaha ok that may be what I am seeking for
If you met Nelson Mandela what would you have told or asked him?
You like my swag?
What is missing in your life?
A girl and I WOULD like fries with that
i'm sad and i'm upset michael...fix my problems
Inbox me! I have the answers to everything.... Rarely
Society or individual?
I don't get it
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