Qoohme

Hey

Hey you.

Do u have snap chat if so what's your name?

tailahxo

I'd you sleep with nick Fraser? Answer honestly!

Do you mean did? No I did not, what makes you think that?

Do you like the smell of toes in the morning?

What to heck?

how long is your shlong?

As long as a subway footlong.

who is you best friend

I have many, but I guess my closest is Tarnya.

Do you even root?

I'm gon puts ma **** in.

are ypu wifi? because i`m feeling the connection.

Me + wifi = <3

What is your middle name

Tiana Jenley.

****.....

Huh? :p

Do you like cheese?

Why, yes I do. My favourite's Gouda.

Do you like pizza?

Not particularly.

Are you on drugs?

Yes, many. Shall I list them?

Do you have 10,000 nipples?

10,001 actually.

Go out with me

Sorry, my heart is taken by jesus. <3

I'm gon' puts my d i c k in.

In yo vag.

:((((((

((((((:

Who cares who I am.. I won't have a chance with you anyway

Okay then

So yes?

Who r u

Is that a bad thing?

I don't know who you are?

I Havnt stopped..

Well then...

I love you..

Ily 3

G zecic

G what

What do you mean, *what happened?*

Why'd you stop? :p

I've had a crush on your for a while

And? Then what? :p

Who does your best friend like?

She's forever alone so no one. :p

I've had a crush on you for a while..

What happened? Ahahahaha

I spread Nutella on my nips, do you?

I prefer vegemite because that's Australian!

:( it's been for a while

Huh?

I don't wanna say, I know the answer will be a no :(

Probs :p

I want a relationship with you

That's nice anon, who are you? (:

I like big juicy cuC U Mbers :)

They're alright

Do you like cu***ber?

Can't even write cu***ber without it being censored...

Just admit you don't know who it is.
Then I'll inbox you :)

I know everything :p

Haha no you inbox me.

Just do it :p

I miss staying up talking to you.
Now we don't even talk.

I know who this is, so inbox me! :)

Go out with me please

Shrek is my only lover soz not soz.

Tailah. Ily

Cute

Do you spread your a s s cheeks for Shrek?

Yes, I want to please shrek.

Who makes you happy?

Food mostly.

Tayliah your so beautiful! But I know you'll never go for me :(

HAHAHAHAHAAH who's Tayliah hahahahah

This could be us but you playin
http://oops-im-superwholocked.tumblr.com/post/78306801802/genitaled-this-could-be-us-but-you-playin

Shrek please.

What are you wearing right now?

Pizza, and you?

Do you have feelings for anyone?

Nope.

you have nice t***

who is this tarnyay you speak of?...

My nickname for Tarnya

lololilolololilolololollooolil Tarnya

Lol

i would like to have da *exytym xx

Cute Tarnyay

your smooth elbows turn me on xx

Your smooth pick-up lines turn me on Tarnya

Won't happen again sorry babe

Haha sorry

Pls?

Lol nope

Oh thnx bby :P <3

You **** you said that to someone else.

Auto correct I meant
What's ilysm?

'I love you so much.'

What is Ulyanov?

You tell me?

Ily bby xoxo

ilysm.

Do you like chicken nuggets?

F yes.

Herro

Helloooo

Can I **** you in the as*?

You are one messed up person. xo

F u c k mi bby xo

O k bbi ❌⭕️

Heyyy Cerys.s

Heeey

Do you like cake?

Yes, why?

Like for Selena Gomez
Ignore for Justin Beiber

is that you satan?!

sushi has rice, raw fish and seaweed.
you won't accept a guys *** in your mouth but you're gonna eat that?

sushi is so good!

i wanna rape you

.

i meant i wanna date* you

.

no i didnt

.

don't be afraid to s*ck **** for concert tickets. i wasn't, and look at me now :)

thnx for the advise

popcorn. i only eat heavymetalcorn.

pop tarts? i only eat heavymetal tarts

****. i totally forgot to get smokin hot these holidays and surprise everyone :(

same :(

sharpay shut the **** up, i am not your little ***** i always do what your white as* tells me to and i just wanna do a jazz square without your ***** as* on my **** its a crowd favorite everyone loves a ****in good jazz square

...

are mums girls?

I don't think so...

balls are kinds like **** boo*s. ja feel?

I feel.

i hope the rest of your day is cool beans (Y)

thnx kel

hump me

.

i meant hug me

.

no i didnt

.

salad in the wind.

what even?

Your so stunning! Just the most beautiful girl ever! :)

you're* hahah naw thank you! (: who is this?

nice URL did your mum pick it out for you?

mymumpickedthisoutforme: how can u tell

i just shaved my legs. YOU ARE INVITED!!!! to come feel them. so smooth. hot damn so soft. touch leg. u wont regret.

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when i die i wanna be cremated and put in the sandboxes at schools.

what................

the spiders....they wont stop tap dancing

WHAT DOES THIIS MEAN?!

my dad came home from the pub last night, pointed at my socks and said "what the **** are those"

wot r they?

i guess youre gonna miss........the panty raid

the panty raid...?