Tareeq Saley
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Call me Dr. Saley, i'll cure your curiosity.
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Tareeq * with tajweed *
? anonymous (with a sawd in the end)
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I'm jealous of your eyelashes ?
??? its okay you can take them for you if you want
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Do you have a secret girlfriend on messenger, that you still come active, for who you come on?? ??
I swear I dont remember going on messenger any time recently?
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Stop being so rude n reply kindly pls
Bruh I dont even get notified when I'm qoohed give me a break??
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I miss u
Ahh, well.. What can we do?
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You don't even greet..??
My mama dont like you and she likes everyone☝
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Fine. Be like that!
Goodbye!
What did I even do?? was it my qooh replies??
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Stop being so angry
Im not even angry at you?
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So wat if we actually got married would u stop talking to girls completely ? (Even as friends)
I think that'll be the normal thing to do, yes.
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Do u have female roommates in CT?
AUJ???? WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE THINK OF ME??!
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Why are you single?
because being broke but knowing how to burp the alphabet apparently isn't charming enough for women these days blud
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*views a story on instagram but doesn't reply..* ?
Thank you, I now know who you are?
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Why do so many girls qooh you??..?
I think they're all just lost and confused?
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Life will never be the same without you☕
Maybe, with reason, life wants us apart for a while?
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Why so choosy when replying to qoohs? Can you not reply to all? ?
Maybe some of them didnt come through when you sent them how?
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What do you want the most right now?
My KFC burger please, order 220
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I hate you!!!!!
Why you gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm human too??
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You look like your sister
I dont even have a sister wth??
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Ouch! Last seen removed now i can't even stalk!
I legit have no words??
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Single?
Am I single? Probably.
Will you change my mind about being single? Probably not.
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So basically if your life is as Aeh dil hai Mushkil. I would play as Ashwariya Rai with a glimpse of Anushka? Perhaps
Be proud, Ashwairiya is a belter? but yes, AR at the start, Anushka at the end, the irony?
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Maybe it's a lover/stalker ??
Maybe you are too?
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Ouch! The dude might have actually really cared.?
If its a dude that'll be weird dont you think?
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How are you?
If you really cared, you wouldn't ask this on qooh?
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And now the Haraam haircut?
The barbers make a lot of mistakes here in ct?
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Doctor doctor where art thou
Waiting for qoohs from you, of course?
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Do you still crush on that hibah girl?
What's a hibah?
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Where's my red roses and chocolates?
I'm sure you'll be able to pick them up on ebay?
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I'm gonna smash you tonight
Cash me ousside, how bow dah??
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Why are people judging your clean baby boy face??
Shame everyone has the right to an opinion?
? clean baby boy face?? Really??
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How was checkers? What did you buy?
Oh no, I meant the old lady I versed in Checkers. You know? That old people game?
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Who do you think I am? Take a wild guess?
That old white aunty who smiled at waved at me yesterday at Checkers?
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Well. You do follow me on Instagram so I guess I'm a potential right?
I mean if you really want to know there's only one way to find out?
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Kolvad, surtii, same difference nah? Same amount of cuteness #suratmembers
Thats debatable? depends on how cute *you* are
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Marry me please? I promise we'd make the cutest kolvads
A fellow kholvad? legit though kholvad babies are the cutest? i wouldn't mind a truck load of em
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Dr. The beard makes you look more attractive.
Ahh even though you're a random I'll take the advice madam? you're a kind lady
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Whyyy??? ? you have to!!
No it's like not my kind of thing to do, video chats are cool but like live vids? Nuh uh?
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Plz do the live now
Dude I'm sorry to disappoint you but like I ain't doing no live video??
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Would you marry a Surti?
In all honesty, that isn't something I care about or would care about when the time comes
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Are you a memon?
No, 101% kholvad, with ice cream on top.
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Btw what time will the live video be ?
I dont think I'm up for a live vid tbh
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How about the live video first then i will give it a thought?
Why would you want me doing a live video on Instagram where everyone else can see my peejays?? not cool bro, video calls are better
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Update your Instagram I think
That worked?
Okay here's the deal, I do a live vid (showcasing what exactly?) you reveal yourself? Can we spit and shake on it?
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Me joining
My IG doesn't have live videoing facilities though?
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Plz do a live video on Instagram some time soon
What do I get in return?
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Get twitter pls
I dont really use it, and whats the fun in giving you my username? Find me.
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Nah you look even better, but like it would be better following the sunnah
Definitely, make dua for it.
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You should have kept the beard, it looked really good?
So I look ugly now??
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Boo thangg?
Okay. Enough now.
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I really like you.
I also like singing Carly Rae Jepsen songs in the shower?
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Hmm...
Maybe I'm into you and i have hope you gonna change! ?
Before anything, I'd like you to know that:
1. You're chasing a lost cause, because I'm not into people who hide identities.
2. I don't kiss strangers.
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Can you cry under water ?
I can braai underwater
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Double life!
Play boy!
I really wish you could be straight forward and tell me the truth so that i may know i stand
If you're so obsessed over the double life you think I have then why even bother??
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How many girls do you talk to?
I have a list that I put somewhere, let me just find it...
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You know I'm like heels over head in love with you but you're not curing my curiosity doctor!
Dr. T can help you with your English though,
Head over heels*
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Hmm...
I sense a double life!
Why the double standards?
My favourite show on Disney channel was Hannah Montana
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If you didn't have anything you hide what would be the difficulty?
Remind me again why I should have no difficulty in confessing part of my life to someone who doesn't have the temerity to even give away their identity to me??
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So why are you hiding your relationship status is it because you trying to keep every girl you come across or what ulterior motives do you have?
Why should I confess matters related to my heart's inclinations to a stranger??
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Do you prefer relatively shorter girls or taller?
Short enough to not make me look like her younger brother, tall enough not to make me look like a paedophile
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Relationship status?
In love with tacos.
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Do you have a friend/relative by the name of Ziyaad?
I sometimes do shower singles of Qari Ziyaad Patel's nasheeds if that counts?
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Send me the song that was playing in the back while we were on the phone that night
Rolling in the Sheep - Farmer Jones ft. Traxtor
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Who's Maseeha?
She's such a nice person, you maseeha!?
(PS: say the part after the comma fast to let it make sense to you)
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What colour are u wearing today ?
Navy blue?
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You should check your qoohs more often ?
But I dont even have any qoohs?
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Hmm...
You're not so good...
It's okay.
❤
?
?... ?
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Not even close. That's okay. You'll just never know who.
Dont doubt me, I have superpowers.
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Guess who.
Mervin from the corner shop down my street?
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Damn. I stalk you so much
Explains why I've been having so much hiccups recently
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You know its rude to leave without greeting! Looll just jokes..??
I haven't even left you?
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I am sick nd I need u to cure me
*takes out my thermostat*
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Taariq or Tareeq?
Tareeq but pronounced Taariq and more specifically Tauriq.
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What camera/phone do you use to take pictures?
I used to use an Xperia Z3, recently its been an LG G5 though.
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Your number?
For prank call purposes?
061 487 4371.
I triple dare you?
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Maybe, maybe not..
I talk to many people, some more relevant to me than others, nobody relevant enough to make me not talk to the rest... yet?
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Now why do u answer my question with another question ?
It adds to the suspense?
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How are you feeling right now?
Like a defective teddy bear stuffed with washing powder and cow snot.
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U be replying to comments but can't reply to my qooh?
Im sorry dear, I only come onto qooh every 5 days or so?
In case of emergencies, dm.
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Do u speak to alot of girls on social media ?
Are you afraid of competition?
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Why soo $exayyy????
I think its this new face lotion I'm using
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So I did a handstand then viewed the picture ?
I dont know whats more attractive, your flexibility or your charm?
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I tilted my phone to at a 90° accurate angle just to view your instagram profile picture. Cause you're worth it ;) your secret admirer :$
Thats incredibly sweet.
Although unless you're okay with keeping your head sidewards I think you probably should have tilted it 180° ?
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How do you know @aysh_jay @leha_vawda and @khatija_a?
They're really beautiful ?
Dont you think its a bit ignorant to assume that I know every person that comments on my pictures??
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Muhammad Zaahir Khan , Ahmed Tilly and Aboo*aker Gaffar, who are they all to you ?
My brothers. All of them. We were all in class together and are good friends.
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Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
erm.. sure thing.. go for it
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Do you chat to any pretty girls?
Plenty. I even tend to forget names every now and then.
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Why do people think you're gay? ?
"Come to my house and you'll see if im gay. And bring your sister too."
- Zlatan Ibrahimovic
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Whom do you think is absolutely gorgeous from your Instagram?
Galina_dub, rachel cook, golovkova and some other Turkish Muslim chick?
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Damn boy is your name Wifi ? Because I’m feeling a connection!
And I'm feeling cold.
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What was your first kiss like?
Soggy.
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How many toes do you have? The handsome ones usually have 11
On a good day, they're up to 14 and a half depending on how you count the baby ones.
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Nigguh you simply act like a baller
Nuin to it
Go on and tell err body the truth
Hey errrrrrr body!
Nigguh ere says that I should tell yall I aint no baller. There aint nuin to it.
10/10 for maintaining anonymity.
11/10 for maintaining stupidity.
Schmuck.
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Are you related to maryam saley from roshnee
You know what they say, all Saleys are related?
But yes, yes I am?
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What do you need to get off your chest?
All this chest hair, damn its like a forest down here?
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Whats your relationship status with hibah kishta
Whats your reason for being here, peasant?