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What is love?
Ask your grandparents. They know .
If only you knew how much I look up to you
How will I know if you gonna hide your identity ? when you're serious about this, you know where to find me . X
p**** enlargement. lol. you high?
You need it nawe?
p**** enlargement. lol. you high?
You need it nawe?
The craziest girl of the squad! . Had to hide my name cause I'm not part of your squad so yyeah.
Hawu hawu . that's unfair
Are you a fighting type?
Haha . try me .
What do you want for xmas ?
Lunch with Rihanna !
If you had to be trapped in a TV show for a month, which would you choose?
Rich kids ?
Dear Nothando Nene how dare u come here and njer just Dominate this heart of mine ? how dare u !!!? u have the audacity of evening making me stay up so late at night talking to your A$$ ! how dare thy make me feel so Beautiful ! how dare u mfana ! nxa .vuseg Kat.leh.o
Dear Katleho Ramarobi ! Do you know that I have no Medical aids? And like right now, my eyes are so flippin' sore !!? because of you? ? Dude I'll go to a public hospital. Do you know how awful is that? They might make me share a bed wif someone who has skin cancer . ? My future is so fckin messed up brah ! ! This prettiness you're talking about will vanish uzobona ! Please do visit me even when I'm ugly, please do ! Bring nice food ?❤ . Nxa fuseg nawe uzoba muhle wedwa while I'm at the hosp
khona ongishiyile izolo ngizomDivorcerr !! kodwa ngisamthanda ♥
? Cha Cha ! Ungalinge ke ! Okokuqala amehlo ami cishe afa ngenxa yakho . Cishe ngaba blind man! ! ?? ngizoletha ama lawyers aObama vele we share them ? sobona kuthi ubani oWina icase . ? . . Mina ngikuthandani ! ??
Lemme be your 200th qooh ST_ANLEY
212 is not bad though . ?? . Next time dawg . ?
I should be saying that though . ?
Sup dear, I'm dating your ex . ?
Cool .
Would you like to enter Idols? ?
If I want to be in the top 3 of wooden mics, I would ?
Nxaaarg uPhiiwo pho! ?Sies! ?
Brah . Awukame ✋
Hello. You take Good pictures Girl. I'm so jealous. Sometimes I feel like killing you!?sht Umuhle ?
Thanks . ? But why? ? why did you hide your identity? Anyway thanks ! ?surely nawe umuhle . ?
Do you like a guy with abs?
No , no , no ! ? They're dangerous ! And attractive. If we ever date, I swear I'd end up in jail for murder ! cause some girls can't back off ?
Where do you want to be living in 10 years?
Cape town baby ! ?
2 hottest Girls of Mzansi?
Jessica Nkosi and Lalla Hirayama . ? God damn, God damn ! God took about 1K centuries when he was creating those 2 souls . ! ??
I'm so inlove with you .
Identity please? ?
One advice about Hair?
Do not buy cheap hair materials ! ? Simple !
Wanted to be your 200th Qooh ? Just so I can feel special ?#MiloBruh ! thee_realest
Congratulations! ? How do you feel now? ? Let's change it to #JungleOatsBruh ! ?
One saying or any words that you hate hearing?
"Not for sale to Persons under the Age of 18."
Uphumaphi? ? . Usazoku chaze kahle !
What a nice and cold rejection I got from you. Just know that I meant every single word i said
Cold rejection? ? Oh sorry boo . Well I'm enjoying every single moment of it ! Xx . . Uh ? Which words? Refresh my memory .
You're so fckin' crazy !!
I know . ?
Mama I made It . Happy belated !??
I stick my head out of the corolla and scream Mama I made it ! ? (Had to change the lyrics a bit . . we can't lie . ? )
Which High school do you go too?
AHS .
How would your friends describe you?
Crazy AF ! ?
Damn it man ! I just stepped on a puddle of sht ??? . . thee_realest
My my! You missed out ! . . ? But kid, where were you when I had so much to tell? ? .
I love you...let's make babies
I love you too . Oh yes, babies !! ❤but we must get a surrogate.
I don't care who's your boyfriend. I want you! And I'll get you
Ok.
Please come to scottsville on the 21st. I beg you.
I'll see.
1 tip for dealing with a broken heart?
Broken heart? You should be dead. how can you inhale and exhale with a broken heart? if broken hearts enable us to live, then why do heart attacks disable us from living? Nigga you dead.
What are you passionate about?
Queening. ?
This page .. I love it so much ❤️❤️❤️
Your attitude is on point!!! Teach me Master???? Jehn.S
Thank you ?. Come, I'll teach you every fcking sht you need to know.
And again, please leave my man!!!!!
I stopped doing this sht in grade 4 and you're still doing it? Man, stop being childish.
Live him or else I'll rearrange your face.
I feel sorry for him . . I mean this is a tragedy, such btches like you are claiming him ? . .Oh before you rrearrange my face, please buy a locker for your v***** 1st... And I'm still waiting for leave*
My dck can't wait for your *****. please come
Lil A$$ fckboy! please stop filling up my page with your lameness. Don't you have something better to do? Got no exams? Or just read the bible dude. Just move your lame self outta here please!
Beste Qooh.Me page Meisie!
Dankie .
I'm tired of doing this sht. fcking with my hand, rubbing my dck . Kumnandi though kodwa manje ngifuna wena sweetie. woza phela.
Aibo mjitha. ? izwani phela uzongichomela ngokuthi uyamas*******r? Ekse, Grow up and stop wanting people who are waaaaay outta your league.
sekukhulunywe kangaka, kwangangena mpama?! Lols
Lmao. yey wena! thula ngoba izongena kuwena!
the drama continues tomorrow bruh ✊
sure case ✊
uyangicika cause you're so bloody mean!!!
hold on, I'll go find you a tampon.
Slayage on FLEEK!....My flawless BIAATCH!!x♥Your qooh. me page though!, .haha lwazzyy
Hun ! ❤ we're in this together btch. . . I'm trying. Lmao thanks.
So you think phiiwo honestly loves you? Wait and see. He'll play with you. He always does. Don't get too comfortable
Since you know it all, you should know when to shut the fck up and mind your own damn business.
I'm that guy you used to like. Why did you ignore me today?
Acting like a dck won't make yours any bigger.
What do these guys see in you vele?i see no beauty la kuwena
I'd like to kickbox your teeth, but why should I improve your looks?
Tell me honestly, what made you laugh at that sisi wakwa McD today?
Did you saw her face? she should be easy on the face paint shuuu she looked like a warrior going into war dude. bekushubile
best qooh.me page dawg
keep it up :) ST_ANLEY
Thank you. ✊
Grace college?!.
2 Hilton College Road
Hilton
3245
033 343 2177
I think that's enough.
Have you ever read someone's qooh and keep coming back for more 'cause it's so fcking entertaining? That's what you're doing to me. ?
Arrrgggghhh .. Why anonymous?
Don't waste water. ? Drought ishubile! ! !
- - Andy
Some of us have iDrought squared! The one which we all TEENS know plus the water one . ? kunzima bruuh!! Plus nama armpits ayaqala ke manje. ! ?
Thaando . ❤ You're something that I've been dreaming about for 15 years. You're living my dreams and here I am, still dreaming. I've always wanted to be the girl you're now. Boo I love you ?
Thank you . ❤? Don't give up hey! . . I love you too.
Beautiful, Smart, funny, naughty . Should I go on? Haaayngeke let's switch lifes. You'll take mine and I'll take yours. Anyways Keep those hot comebacks coming! Love you.
Ngeke ngeke!! Dear. We CANNOT switch lifes. ?I won't survive. I can't visit Avbob now.. That's a very nice thought but NO thanks. ✋ . Khona uzophupha kahle vandag, I love you .
What life lesson did you learn today ?
Mom was right . . ? You can't use a serviette for wiping your sht off your A$$.
Psycho !!????❤️ Jehn.S
Totally! ?? level 500K right now. ?
Boo, already tuning into gold . By tomorrow, we'll be platinum I swear . ?Look at us ? Aka, cassper and all are nothing .
Hey babe ! ❤❤
-Samke.M
Loser ! ❤? I miss you pumpkin ! . .
Why Phiiwo though?
Why not him though?
Thaando you really do inspire me.♥
That's what I live for. ? . . I'm glad hey!
#PhiiwoMustFall
Will you catch him?
Mrs Jordan : "I told you to stop doing that and you're still doing it. You don't understand English? Or you want me to explain it in zulu?"
Thando : "Go Ma'am! Explain it in zulu."
?? Shut the hell up kid. She's coloured!
Lmao ? That teacher with rihanna red hair? You saw her shoes? I bet she brought them at Pep for R12.00 ?no no ! ! R3.00 ! No, R3.00 is still high . Or 50c? No! plastic shoes cost less than 50c.?Do the maths dude and See me tomorrow ! !
The exam room is always filled with fun and laughter. All thanks to you . . You naughty pretty A$$ ?
Hello Exam mate. ✊you haven't seen anything yet. . Just Wait for the last exam. ?
Pyscho!! Pancakes with mayonnaise. Lmao ?? God bless your cray cray soul
Bizarre food. ❤
Don't say yes if you can't do it
Just relax.
Stop being a btch.
Do you think about what to say before speaking? Because honestly, what you've just said now is fcking pointless.
cake cake cake ! ❤
From Woolies . ?❤
When was the last time you did something for the first time? What was it?
2 months back . When I made this recipe i saw from my mind recipe book. I thought it'd be a delicious meal. Listen to the ingredients. .
Pancakes with mayonnaise. ?
Yuck?!
Even dogs don't eat that shvt.
I love you. I know you'll be shocked but you mean so much to me. I try to get close to you but you seem to be looking elsewhere. My heart pains when i call and no one answers. please let me love you thaando ❤
I'd appreciate it if you'll tell me all of this in private. I'm sorry for everything that I've done to you. be sweet again and BBM or whatsapp me. And again, I'm truly sorry.
Stay away from my man.
weSisi , grow up !
You were kicked out of an exam ?? avuhlupha thaando. I'm uncrushing !!
Uncrush phela. ?
I think I saw you today at scottsville. Walking with 6 or 7 niqqers, and 4 chicks.
No no no. It was not me.
I dont know why u even wasting your time....I meanby replying to these shtty qoohs bruh...bayaxapha lamagolo......just ddon't fck with em....akvumi bethule...bahlez behater...lol iamtherealhim
? ngizama ukubanika le iAttention abayifunayo dawg . . . I know them, Imlomo yabo imanzi njengezinquza zabo.
Slay hun ! ??
Won't stop . . ?
You're naturally beautiful
Dankie . ?
Sfebe ndini! Angazi ukuthi ucabanga ukuthi uyini,Your btch as Nigga is playing with u! His busy telling me that he loves me, so Don't get to comfortable, he'll play u like he played Katt! Basic btch! Love you♥
Isfebe inquza yakho masimbakho ? nawe uzongibhora kanti ?ngihlanganaphi mina if he's busy telling you that he loves you? Ungangifaki ezindabeni zenu. . Next time mft, tell me something juicy yezwa! ! I love you too kak'btch ?
Why do these btches hate you kangaka? Mina i love you yazi you're funny and beautiful. People are just crazzy nje
Eyy buza bona.. i love you too and thanks . Mawuthi "people" ubhala nami phela ? .
You're beautiful. I hope he won't play with your pretty A$$ baby girl, i love you.
I love you too . .
Lets fck all day, all night
Uyabhora yazi ?
Many people hate you ouchea.
Next time, Come up wiit something interesting thuu ?
Abantu bayakuthanda ukukhuluma yezwa ??? just don't mind them . Umuhle wena shlama sami .
Ngiyabazi ?? Abafazi ! ! . Umuhle nawe mqatha wami ! ?
Don't trust anyone. A lot of people are fakes. Don't be fooled.
Please DM me .
How are you? you and phiwo?
Don't bother yourself about us . Okay ?
One word to describe your Ex
S'hlama ?
Your qooh.me is hilarious. Your replies ???
Inspired by you . ✊
Uyaxova kodwa uhlakaniphile. Fuseg uyinja san'
ungaphiki nami .. ?
Lol I wonder what makes you think phiwo doesn't do to you what he does to all those others girls lol I wish you could just take a sneak peak at what's on his phone ??
? . . There's something called "Trust" . Ever heard of that name? Do you know what it means? I'm not talking about the dictionary meaning. ? buh you know what, just BBM me. Okay !
Wait...wait....wait did she call us weak A$$ members? ??? ST_ANLEY
. ? it's probably one of those btches who started at the bottom and it has been downhill ever since ? . . Don't mind her bruh ? protect your brain from thinking about a btch who survives on dcks.
You cannot hurt me. I'm a girl. btch i hate you yezwa. That comment you made about me earlier on, hurts bruhh. You need to come and apologize
? Why can't i hurt you? Uyashisa yini? ? There's no need for me to come and apologize. Any dck can do that for me and i know kuthi that's what you like right? ?. ?
I think you're the biggest hoe I've ever seen
Don't worry hun, no one gives a fck about what you think . ?
You're pretty and cute . ?❤ and like your attitude is on point. Everything about you is perfectly fine. Boo, how do you do it?
Just don't let haters stop you from doing your thang . ?
You s*ck
And you swallow ?
Sizojola nini?
When I'm blind . .
You're a **** yooh . Go die yezwa !!
?at least when i die, people will bury me . What about you? You might bury yourself. I'm sure no body would like to attend a funeral of an ugly person i mean how can one cry for something that is not even pretty?
Love thaando . Xx ❤?
Now people are hating on you, and mina I'll always love you hoe! These kids need to fck off mannr! Nx!
How can you call them "kids" ? Kids don't talk . They're like those loud maids from townships. With no matric, they only have grade 6 . And Talking is their only achievement. ?? . Dude, i love you too. ☺
What makes you think your relationship with phiiwo will last?
Wait . .
Wait . .
Hold on . .
Just a minute. .
Hold on again . .
Wait . .
I think I'm ready now . .
No wait . .
What's your name? . .
No never mind . Wait . .
Hold on . . .
Uhlanganaphi? ?
You thot! You took u phiiwo from me. I wish that your A$$ would get hit by a speeding car. I hate you. You know what, just date all of those bloody weak A$$ members.
I didn't take him from you ? i made him realise that he doesn't need loose ugly hoes in his life luckily he realised that and sadly, you were in that list . . ? Sorry boo, it's not my fault . ? speeding car? Oh Lmao, at least I'll die .. knowing that phiwo left your ugly btchy A$$ ! . Bloody weak A$$ members? Oh Lmao dear .. ? stop worring yourself about the members i mean, they don't spend half a second to think about you, they do not even bother to think about you ? why should you think and worry yourself about them? You feel me? ? Just chill okay .
Love Thaando ?❤ . Xx
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