lachie lane
theresnobrakesontherapetrain
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How far have ya gone?
kiss lel
Have some confidence man and you will get the chicks, your too shy have some balls
i have plenty of confidence just facing the facts
Had *ex?
lano having *ex? yeah good joke
Partying it up tonight?
shivahs
Got any girls?
lano? girls? yeah good joke
What is the saddest thing in life?
opie winstons death in sons of anarchy :'(
On a scale of 1 to mike Tyson, how hard will you be hitting it at dak this weekend??
mate an iron mike for sure!!
That makes you gay then man, hope not
lol k
best friends
rav 4 shivah cody thats pretty much it
Come on man just tell us who you like
you ;) <3
Getting in with any girls lano
yeah maybe
What ya do this weekend bro
nuffin
who do you like dude
inbox me and i might tell you
Prettiest girl you know?
you :* <3
Furtherest you have gone with a girl???
kiss haha
Best mates?
rav4!!!! you know who you are plus shivah <3
What do you think of Shane's new dp? Would you give him a reach around yeah? I did it first...
shane is a funny **** and **** oath i would haha
troys a sick c***
troy is the ****ing king of sick ****s
Hahahaha you have 69 replies
hahaha loves a bit of 69
Brother! we must cook
marry me whoever this is
Gooch tickling of the third kind
sure why not
Would you smash in lucys backdoor?
mate if its got pulse and a back door ill smash it
Are josh and shivah actually gay for eachother?
shhhh its a secret
thoughts on jacob miller
miller is love, miller is life
Best mates?
me, myself and i
I would smash your an** so fast your alien parasites would fly out your nostrils as fast as miller blows his load in the bedroom
mmmm delightful
Drunk josh is wise and knows what he must force you to do
agreed drunk josh is very philosophical
You are the most alien headed **** I have ever seen set foot in ringwood secondary ( appart from horse ****er) ily xoxo
yeah cheers **** and nah lucy is not alien headed
*** in my mouth?
sure thing mate :)
Mate, smash my box in, juices are flowing out like the amazon river
thats ****ing awesome mate
why do you hang around your loser friends, you could do so much better
**** off cameron
anytime. and I think you're sorta adorable in an unconventional way :) x
well thankyou :) :P
your glasses are kinda cute
ty <3
i thought you kissed lucy?
i did but it was barely a kiss
who did you kiss at harrys new years party?
no one lol
when are you making a new youtube video?
soon
what are you still doing here?? your people need you lano!!!
i came to **** *****es and eliminate humans
how much lube would you need to slide down a corridor on muck up day? your usual supply or more?
maybe the usual but i reckon a little extra just to be sure
Two Things that you would like to improve about yourself?
looks and intelligence
I finger bash myself to you ;) you know who i am
;)
Best school friends?
MILSEY jks sam, nick, troy, matt, luke, cody , jack s, josh just to name a few many others tho :P
and by house i mean sc hlong?
idk ask shivah im sure he will tell you
how big is shivahs house?
pretty ****ing big
your the biggest ga ay cun t i know, go fu ck yourself you alien headed fuc k
siq m8
Who would you rather fight - 100 duck size horses, or 1 horse size duck?
duck sized horses you could stomp the c u n t s to death
WHO IS DEADLIEST! Ethan V Micheal henley!
ethan for sure
who would win out of a fight between shivah, luke and cody?
shivah would get the f u c k kicked out of him by luke and then cody would probs eat luke, winner=cody
are you sure? they are f u c king sprightly and strong! plus they bite? or is the di*do giving you a sense that you could hold them off for longer?
the di*do gives off a strong adrenaline rush
how many baboons do you reckon you could fight with a big purple di*do?
12
Well i guess that explains your affinity for theft and chicken. but how can you be a black alien?
typical human, as a black alien i have suffered thousands of years of oppression picking in the inter galactic cotton fields as a slave to the white alien
is it also true you are a quarter black?
***** plz im full black, i can do blackflips and everything
Is it true you went black, and any comment on coming back from that? you know what they say...
i cant go black if i am black
why are you so gay?
just lucky i guess
Ever been in a 3 way kiss?
no
Who's next on the probe list?
you ;)
Your actually a ****ing mint kid, always make me laugh-nips
cheers brooo :P
I want to squirt my orgasam feelings onto your glasses
ok
You and your friends are all a bunch of beta ****s
cheers ****
I once put my pink bits in car door and then the car rolled backwards and stretched the **** out of them, long story short hows your day been?
so much better after reading this :D
fuc* , marry , kill
Allie Brown, Ash Thomas, Emma Abraham
kill emma **** ash marry allie
I watched a certain someone, who has an under sized ****, finger bang crystal while she was on her rags and put the gushing fluids it into the strawberry syrup bottle they use for milkshakes at the canteen
probably ****ing dodgy canteen ladies
Most hated out of
Harry
Troy
Dylan
Josh
Leroy
harry for sure
Where are you hiding the mothership? -FBI
12 collins place north ringwood
I want to slay your dirty earhole
go for it :P
Have you ever seen anyone you know on omegle?
nah if i do it will probs be shane bryden having a fap about the thousands of old men with 2 inch p****'s from Uzbekistan
crystal, ash, shivah
**** marry kill go!
kill crystal, **** ash marry shivah <3
You love the indians dirty **** eating grin dont you? thats why he is the DP?
god yes i love him
who is the *exy boy as ur pic
my b*m buddy shivah prakash
ןɹı 1ÊŒ1 ʇbÉŸ uʞɟ n ÊŽÉb os noÊŽ ÇÉ¹É ÊŽÉ¥Ê
ok where shall we fisticuff f*****
if it didn't quiet make the end of the 'poop shoot' would you stick a few fingers in to?
for sure
Tell your mum last night was fun, first I ate my curry, then I **** ur mum
lol shivah
i heard you hooked up with your own dog? maybe even got the fingers in her?
(GASP) who told you
how far would you ram a di*do up millers as* if he bent over naked with his cheeks spread
as far as it would go up his poop shoot
how alien are you?
-T
im so alien they made a movie series about me in one of them i think i fight some predator ***** dog
lano answer me
sup shivah
Do your parents know you're gay?
yeah mate
Would you rather get raped by a shark or a velociraptor?
velociraptor dem niggaz extinct
On a scale of 1 to Leroy girling, how much poon do you pull a day?
leroy girling for sure
Are you and the Indian making a p*rno staring ash thomas?
yeah black and white eiffel tower special
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