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Is you single or what ?
Or what
Is you single or what ?
Or what.
What's your fake name when weird people get all up in your girl? ngombanek
Skhumbuzo
If you were the director of a movie about your life and you were hosting auditions to see who gets to play you, who would be your top two choices? ( One of the actors has to be South African!! Just to keep things interesting ) ngombanek
Nomzamo Mbatha? or idk?
When did u start losing your virginity
Lol
I’m considering sliding in your DM’s and ask for your number, what are the chances I won’t get ignored? ???
Chances are quite high
So I saw you around campus on April 5th at udubs, you were in a pink top. So my question in relevance to that is: nigga just put me in your life will you?
??????
Omg umhle sana! You put people to shame. Can we be friends?
Let’s ?
How does an average joe like me get your number
He doesn’t?
Baby ❤️It’s me boyfriend ??
Luntu ?
Why you always staring at me?
And you are?
Whats your twitter handle?
b**tyrubsandchill
favourite
shops
brands
face products
hairstyle
Top shop, Zara, H&M, cotton on.
The above
Dettol eventone + tissue oil
Weave
Why are you so pretty ?
Nam I don’t know ? but thank you for the compliment
Which university you going to?
University of the western cape
Theoretically if I was planning to slide into DM’s how would you suggest I go about it ??
Just slide, chances are I’ll ignore but it’s a worth a shot right? ?
Who is the most famous person you have met?
Idk
Are you currently in a relationship?
No
Hey, um how old are you?
19 in April
How old are u ?
19 In April
Have you had $ex before ?
Lol
Are you still at school, if so what school ?
Going to university. Not sure which one
What party are you going to this new year?
I was sleeping.
When last have you had great $ex ?
Lol
Hey?
Ungum xhosa? Ungowaphi?☺
Yes ndi ngum Xhosa, from East London
Plans for 2018?
fck sht up
What is the dumbest thing you have done today?
Too many
You are stunningly $exy, how old are you ?
18
Are you related to Dimpho September
Our mom's are good friends
Who's your boy from kzn (Durban )?He's pretty lucky hay ?
Well I won't disclose his name next thing he gets stalked. But yes he exists, my baba
What thing did you do that ruined a relationship/s?
I have no idea. I never know what I do wrong actually. I just know I'm really moody but that's never ruined a relationship. These idiots just leave me
Are you vibing with anyone ?
Yes
Have you hooked up with khwezi recently ?
No, I've never. He was simply my Matric dance date, I'm in a relationship.
Why do you think people like/hate you?
Like: idk
Hate: I'm rude and moody. Sometimes
Are you and Khwezi Dating?
Hahahahahahahaha. No
Have you ever been in a situation where you and a friend wanted to pee somewhere but couldn't because there were guys around?
Nope, but I'd pee in front of guys anyway. As long as they look away
Is it me or you really look like khanyo doyi on your most recent post???
Must be you
Do you have a boyfriend ??
Maybe
Do you have a boyfriend ?
Sort of
How can you be a better person?
I don't know, tbh I don't want to know
uuuu hot shuu❤
Thank you anonymous ??
what school are you in
Prestige College
when is your md
29 September
where do you wanna study next year
Cape Town
What is the happiest thing that has happened to you in the past 24 hours?
My life's sad, shut up
Finer than wine ?. ??
Only 4 people in this entire world would call me that, I suspect Ntsika?
What are you afraid to admit you don't understand?
Boys, but I'm not afraid to admit it.
Are you still on east London ?
Yes I'm on East London ?
Can we be friends?
Can I get your number? keaaa.x
0726384487
What is the biggest way people waste money?
I'd say alcohol but I wouldn't dare speak so ill of such a beautiful, majestic thing. Jesus juice is life
What does everyone seem to enjoy except you?
Living
What is your number one rule?
Keep it 100
Name three guys you have/had crushes on, or write the first letters of their names
LOL:
K
S
F
have u & Wilson ever have a thing?
Nope
LowkeyStalker
Would you date or try to work things out with your male friend ?
I don't know, it depends on which friend we're talking about.
Last song you listened to ?
Between Mura Masa, are u there and Plastic 100°C by sampha
What common thing have you never done?
Idk
What popular thing doesn't appeal to you?
Camel toe
I like you
Who's this? BABY BABY
What do you need to get off your chest right now?
I hate men, ALL of them.
Yoh you $exy! Shuu??????
Dankie dankie dankie baby
LowkeyStalker.again : we met few years ago.
I barely remember it so I don't expect you to remember ?
That being said I want you to give me your number, I want to take a walk down memory lane.?? and that's if you're down
Well I can't post my number here, so DM me on Instagram
Yea: i want to know, what makes you laugh ?
Like I said, everything
LowkeyStalker: i want to know, what makes you laugh ?
EVERYTHING, I legit find humour in just about anything
What do you never plan on doing?
s*cking toes
Ungowase monti kaloku wena ????
Uyayazi kaloku
What's the reason for you having less trust in boys?
I just prefer snakes. That's all I'm saying
May I get your number?
DM me
Hey may I get your number
DM me
Come be my brand ambassador (you're so perfect)❤
Of course, DM me
Can i request a post? (As in like please post a pic of you wearing this and that)
Sure
Hey mamii, ?? Can I just say you are hella gorgeous. ?
Eeeeey, thank you ?
Pure maths or maths lit?
It's a lituation
Hey which school are you in
Prestige School
Your recent post❤❤❤❤❤
?????
Guess who this is ?
Jesus
You're literally so beautiful and I hope I'm not being a creep ??
Nope, not a creep, I just wish I knew who you are. Thank yooooou
When will be the next time you go to a public event
You're fly and I wanna meet you babe
The next party
How often do you go to Menlyn babe?
Like once a month
Oh, and when you go to Menlyn, do you go to the rooftop, or what?
Ye I do
Btw, I used to go to Glenstantia with you and you done Glowed up babe??
I done glowed up baby girl, thank you ?
$exy body girrl, come bang ma bbc.
Come bang your what?
Do you still have feelings for you're ex and if so which one?
I'll always care about my ex's, but I don't really have feelings for them anymore.
What's the most expensive thing you own?
Me
Do you still have feelings for your recent ex?
Who's my recent ex
You going to Projekt X?
Nah
Will I be seeing you at Projekt X babe?
Nah
What would you do if you had no fear ?
Bungee jumping, approach boys myself and Rob banks
Why are you single?
Because boys treat me like sht so why bother
What are you bad at ?
Pretty much everything
I can't wait to see ya on the 15th, you still pullin up, right?❤
Pulling up where? Who's this ??
Your body is lit, do you gym? ❤✨?
I wish I did
Hi friend, pls ask your mom to tell you the ingredients that she used to make such a $exy A$$ btch like you, I'd really like to use her methods the day i make my babies. Xoxo❤
I will hey, I'll surely ask. Or you and I could just make babies
Hey❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Helllluurrrrrrr???
What do you want the most right now?
Money
A life
Morals
Cuddles
A boyfriend (or girlfriend at this point)
Money
Chicken (always)
Waffles
Chicken wings
What do you want for your birthday
Him
What is one thing you know if you stopped doing, you would save so much money?
Eating
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