Daniel Dadafarin
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you spelled break like brake do you have 47 chromosomes?
By the time I realised it was too late
Can't wait to see you next week! Muhahahahaha!
haha whos this?
You and Keely are over who is next on the hit list
probs take a brake for a while haha
y'd u not come to skewl today flog?
i was sick haha
haven't seen you in so long... we should catch up
trueski
I heard you screwed
A screw
ohh yeaaa i drove it hard with every movement it went a little deeper into the crevice
I hate peanut butter, it sticks to your nipples :(
its supposed to go on your as* silly
portugal vs shoppo who wins
which one has more bus stops?
Have you ever stuck your nipz to something
sweet chilli sauce
Deejay fortza?
will he be at good life?
BROOOOOKKKKKKSSSSSS MUNTED
those are some nice shoes shame if someone munted all over them instead of this big as* bathtub
plz finger my b*m hole so it comes inflamed and i cant **** plz
yea true
D's double D's E's F's or B's?
my saggy t*** cant afford a bra
Favourite condom flavour to stick up your an**? I like the lemon
old spice
have you held your foreskin while peeing
photosynthesis
Your like *****
what? the last words all blurred hahaha
Ever munted with dilip?
day and night
Do you lift?
i lift food to my mouth?
Do u ever slip sunscreen under your foreskin?
gotta be sun smart this winter
what if only the tip went in though?
its all tip ;)
Bro remember that one time u left the p*rn open on my computer
and then my mum went in and saw it
then i didnt see u again for 12 years lol
'hot boo*ies' will scar me forever
i dont remember being a 4yearoldLAD
Hey thanks for the Supras dadda haha
all ghee
Tbh I think you're really honest
wow, that was really honest
Would you ever have *ex on first date?
i guess so
Have you seen sour math?
no...
Tbh I think your a hairy mother*****
tbh i am well aware :/
I finger the hole down my wee wee it hurts but I do it for shrek
tbh: yum
Is your name Daniel Dadafarin?
nah the names oxlong, mike oxlong
Is your brother doing biomed?
lol
Apparently if you finger your arsehole too hard it becomes badly inflamed. If you use lube it allows you to keep going longer.
nah mate thats just government propaganda DONT GIVE IN
I think you're really cute but I'm too scared to talk to you :(
true i am pretty scary
What's your snapchat?
chubbymcfat****
What's longer than a longboard
2 longboards
Shave the sides
Twice the proze
wot?
Have you ever tried to stick ur **** through the whole in thr middle a longboarding wheel?
nah that would be considered cheating
fite my u ****. ill rip ur fckin head off. ur a **** actor <3333333
true
have you ever had s*x?
whats that?
why did you shave your hair?
so the first time was for worlds greatest shave the second time was cos my bro shaved a bit of my head with a zero so a series of events leg to me having to reshave my head
are you Portuguese?
nah i'm persian, like the rugs
would you ever hook with a longboard
nah all my boards are nuns
Personality vs looks and body
if i said looks dont matter i'd be lying but like a girl with a bad personality automatically becomes less attractive and all that jazz so if i could only pick one i'd go personality but they're both important i guess
if you could date anyone who would it be (honestly) that you are Facebook friends with
hmm tough question i'll have a think about it shoot me an inbox if you wanna find out haha
Coolest fintona girls u know?
i'm a muslim boy i dont know girls
where do i subscribe to your comments
what do you mean? haha
name some hot fintona girls
they're all babes
do you know anyone who has a free house after good life
nah :/
what are you doing after good life m8
take a shower probs
Coolest actually existent strathy girl?
whats a girl? i havent got that far in *ex ed yet
Wats 1601627*5 equal to?
i'm in gmb soz
Coolest fintona girls u know?
they're all cool cats but i'm gonna have to go with chris trevs left nipple
Who's ya daddy?
Yous my dada
yea babe ;)
Are you completely retarded, or just slightly?
honestly i think its like an all or nothing kind of thing like i'm 100% retarded 50% of the time
Friendship test: If we were crossing a road, would do hold my hand?
i dont know if i'm ready for that kind of a commitment but i guess if there was traffic i would have get passed that so my response would be: ye m8 i wud
Do you know many canterbury girls girls?
nah not really
A song they should play at your funeral?
tamale ~ tyler the creator
where do i subscribe to your comments
what do you mean?
where do you get your gel from because im gelous oooo killem
are you a gardener? cos i'm looking for a root
Favourite strathy girls?
stuart brooks
thoughts on George Lloyd?
umm what?
are you pumped for dj kotex appearing at good life
tbh i'm more exited to hear donny rat LP
thoughts on ash
ahaha nicknames dont really work over qooh me cos i dont know who your reffering to
if it was the right cir***stances would u fuk jeff with some lubey jizz bra
lubey jizz for dayyzzzz
***** to my left, toy to my right
*****es are ****s who **** hoes with sticks
When are you going to sell your chubby unicorn?
hmm hopefully not soon hhahhhahaha
who would you hook up with again
sorry dont really wanna say :P i dont wanna hurt anyones feelings hahha
what are the right cir***stances
well firstly it depends who
i kinda like you again, i think we should get back together xx
cant tell if this is a joke or not lol inbox me?
Do you want a girlfriend?
i dont really know tbh
Have you got a girlfriend at the moment?
nope
would you ever hook up with an ex
yea i guess under the right cir***stances
Whos the chick you banged
lol
jewish immigrant true
wowe such true many jew much immigrant
I really like you but in in the year below you and you get a lot of girls and I'm
Not good enough
i dont really get girls... but just inbox me we can suss it out
Would you deport some American Jews??? Tap once
*tap* *tap* but its a bit messy
how many girls kissed
seven
No bagging dada's sweat glands*
love ya kent
oh. you havent done much then?
it kinda depends who you are like for some people its far for others its not much i recon its about middle band
Guys stop. Dada is the coolest. No bagging dada
well its not me they're bagging its more my sweat glands
donny you are seriously the *exiest kent ever. please just let me touch one of your nipples in exchange for a sweet fondle of my left tit. the choice is yours
your t*** sag paps ide wanna touch em lol jk they are majestic
that much eh?
nah its just i think its weird talking about that stuff over qooh me haha
sweat monster? haha you cant sweat under water
i thought that too...
Have u done ur English oral
lol nah
i hate you you smelly ****. go chop your stupid chubby
nah i redrilled it tho it feels amazing now :D
no one wants to hook up with you, you sweat monsta
if i cant get the girls wet i'll just get drenched myself
oh? how much so?
not too keen on posting that on a public site buddy haha
have you stepped up your game since school started?
i guess you could say that yea haha
how many?
only 1 :/ bad form ik ik
getting better.
get any hooks over the holidays?
yea :) wby?
hows life?
ehh saight haha wby?
You're irritating. Did you know that?
i'm irritating not stupid, of course i know
are you going to good life
life will be good on the 7th of march
BOO hows life
haha lifes geeewwwdd wby?
some id please
...nahhhhh
yeaaaa naahhh dont have that
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