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you just saw iggy azalea murder nicki minaj and dump her body in a dumpster. she offers you money to keep quiet. what do you do?
take the money and tell the police
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3025 days ago
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What is your favourite slang word ?
boi
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3058 days ago
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What is the most crushing thing anyone has said to you?
"You are hot"
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3113 days ago
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What is something that people might not like about you?
i hate people
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3126 days ago
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What's the coolest thing you did that no one saw?
a wheelie
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3155 days ago
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You are offered a pill that makes you 25% more intelligent but permanently removes your hair including eyebrows. Do you take it?
no
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3160 days ago
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how come you never listen to me? queen_monica
good question
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3160 days ago
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how come you never listen to me?
good question
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3160 days ago
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how much do you love @chrometophobia on quotev and why is she better than you?
well, she not better than. no one is better than me.i really don't know. i just love her. I mean it's gonna end like all of them so I mean I try not to get over attached
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3164 days ago
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What was your first relationship like?
boring
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3169 days ago
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Why aren't you famous?
bc I'm too cool for that
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3172 days ago
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What's the worst decision you've ever made?
being born
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3173 days ago
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lowkey miss u so fckin much
is this mo?
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3173 days ago
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What do you have no time for?
love
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3179 days ago
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change your icon you twat
its super ugly and it deserves to be burned
twat be more like me
gwen.stefani
on quotev? or on here?
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3179 days ago
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lowkey im ur momma bur im also @observant
i'm pming you rn so be prepared
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3181 days ago
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You're posting all these $exual pick up lines on Q and I can't help but imagine giving you a b*** j**.
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i wouldn't mind that
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3181 days ago
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imma stick my thumb in ya butt
thanks, but i'm dominant
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3181 days ago
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Justin Bieber ???????
okay...?
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3181 days ago
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oh snap. that must be why my momma dont like u. ur dck cantt please her
Who even are you?
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3182 days ago
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my momma dont lieek u, she likes every1
she only says that bc she doesn't want you to know that we fck all the time
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3182 days ago
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Who is hotter? Selena gomez or Demi lovato? B.R.O.N.K
i don't know...maybe selena
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3182 days ago
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i messages you once and you stopped answering me. rude. why child why.
idk maybe tell conversation got boring? let's try again?
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3182 days ago
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why do u want me 2 ask u sht
bc i'm bored at
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3182 days ago
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Why are you so hotttt????
bc i actually shower
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3182 days ago
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So many people like you. Why?
is someone jealous of how hot i am?
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3182 days ago
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im really scared to admit i have a crush on you, i even told you no i dont. you wont like me anyways ill keep it to myself now bye
i feel like i know who you are but i'm always up for anything
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3183 days ago
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Tbh you're really cute and funny. I actually have a crush on you. But like I am a potatoe so no. So bye love❤️❤️❤️
tbh you should totally talk to me
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3183 days ago
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screaming okay im lowkey kinda scared to pm you bc im lame and help ?¿?
please pm me. i'm not too scary and you can't be any lamer than me
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3183 days ago
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why do so many people like you wtf ur mINE
omg. who dis?
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3183 days ago
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do you like boys
i am a boy and no, i'm not gay
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3183 days ago
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Are you straight?
straighter than line
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3183 days ago
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movies or books ??
movies bc i don't read
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3183 days ago
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What is the worst trend you participated in?
the daddy kink. i don't like it
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3183 days ago
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tbh im kinda crushing on you right now but you probably have someone better so im okay with being friend
tbh i'm single and please come out of anon
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3183 days ago
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ur so hot please fck me i want ur huge dck inside my A$$ mmm
omg,
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3183 days ago
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no it wasn't zara i have a major CRUSH on you and you wouldn't be able to guess I'm sure.
who are you? pls tell me
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3183 days ago
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Which talent you wish you had ?
the guitar
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3200 days ago
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ur dck is no longer than my eyelashes gwen.stefani
stop lying
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3202 days ago
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What's the one moment in your life you wish was recorded?
birth but probably not. Most of my life is on film so idk
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3204 days ago
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i have a major crush on you /.\
who is this? let me guess...Zara
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3204 days ago
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do you have a daddy kink?
if not what kinks do you have?
sorta and i don't really care about kinks
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3205 days ago
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um, do you like chios in your burgers?
what even are those?
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3205 days ago
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marry me gwen.stefani
hi zara
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3205 days ago
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CAN U AND ZARA JUST DATE ALREADY OMFG queen_monica
stop. No
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3205 days ago
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how come zara doesn't want your dck?
because shes a btch
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3205 days ago
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BOUGHT A NEW CRIB JUST TO FCK U IN
WHY DID YOU BUY A CRIB/ DO YOU WANT ME TO PLANT A BABY IN YOU OR SOMETHING?
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3205 days ago
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CAN U AND ZARA JUST DATE ALREADY OMFG
Sure when you don't be anon.
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3205 days ago
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What's your favourite hobbies? x Swagever
idk maybe pond hockey
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3206 days ago
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ugh fck me up with that huge dck of urs
who is dis?
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3206 days ago
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Hello, it's me.
You're really cute. I wanna just marry you Swagever
HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE. I MUST'VE CALLED A THOUSANDS TIMES
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3206 days ago
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Ugh, marry me <3
Who dis? but yes
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3206 days ago
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What do you want more than anything else in the world ,right now ?
you ;)
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3206 days ago
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omg you only get questions from your friends and girlfriend zara
she's not my girlfriend. We're just...acquaintances
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Isn't Mo the best of friends? queen_monica
I know it's you and yes
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3207 days ago
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isn't Mo the bestest friend ☺️ queen_monica
That isn't grammatically correct so I can't answer
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3207 days ago
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i hate you jk you're amazing
i know this is you zara
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3207 days ago
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let's be honest @.chrometophobia has a HUGE crush on you
bruh, I know I know
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3207 days ago
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WHAT THE fck, ARE YOU SINGLE YOU ARE SO HOT
tbh I'm not so
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3207 days ago
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I'm cuter than Zara Wdym fam queen_monica
I'm cuter so...
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3208 days ago
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fek me zaddy
I'm fck you harder than a math problem
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3208 days ago
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lol ill s*ck ur dck
lol i know its you zara
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3208 days ago
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WOULD U DATE ME ?
that is positive
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3208 days ago
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WOULD U DATE ME ?
100% positive
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3208 days ago
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WOULD U DATE ME ? SHORTSKIRTS
100% positive
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What was the best thing that happened to you today?
I actually took a nice hot long shower
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3209 days ago
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who is hotter @.nitrocircus on quotev or @.chrometophobia on quotev?
definitely @.dyingon
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3209 days ago
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why is ur name so dumb gwen.stefani
stfu you hoe. durlex is the brand if condoms I use. p.s. I used extra large (;
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3209 days ago
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What are you afraid of ?
commitment
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3209 days ago
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What turns you off in a person?
you
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3209 days ago
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What was your first cellphone ?
Haha mine was a flip phone well it actually was a very narrow phone and it "flipped" by turning the top part in circles
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