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was*up ghee
Not too much ae just chilling with mark :) wby?
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who do you like ?????
My gf ? xDD
so, how small are you down there... i hear your in the negatives
:)
I'm back. Did you miss me? Be honest ;)
Yeah i did ;ooooooooooo
do you cut your nose hair?
No, i don't have any?
were do you shave
be honest
My Jaw? lol wut
Now you ask me a question.
what are you up to? :D
I hate having to click " send " all the time... :'/
Same bro :)
im not a gid either >:D
f*** Ya :)
Gooogle.com sent me here.
:)
Swallow but thats not the point... f*** your gay!
:) thankies babe Ily <3
Spit or swallow f*****?
I dunno ;o wby?
Do you even lift ?
When logan lifts, i do, so all the time :)
Fight me on the flagpole f***en shi* **** ghee uce solle goiy
hi :)
I'm going to shove two " AA Batteries " up your as* you f*****!
thanks Babe :) <3
If you reply with " :) " one more time f***** i'm gonna beat yo shi*!!!! fur realz
:)
I'm going to penetrate your as*hole :)
:)
What does " Login " mean?
:)
How do you make a reply?
f*** me ._______________.
muk ghee, just catching a grimer, wbu?
:)
Who were ya stink too?
i dunno brah :o
I'm back guise!!
Hey der :)
hay yo man whats up
Sup mang what chu up to? :)
im going to go and make some toast now :(
**** s*cker
:)
thats not very nice as*hole
:)
excuse me ?? that was your daughter
:D
f*** U DAD
nah, f*** ya boyfriend ya slu* daughter :)))))))))))))
**** s*cker
thanks hun :) <3
good doing homework :( read me a bedtime story
hahaha okie :D once upon a time :D i dunno :D
HOW ARE YOU
pretty good oiiii wby? :D
HI DADDY
heyo daughter :D
have you ever been stink to someone?
yeah kinda :/
Why do I hate ******s so much?
I dunno angus/johnny/joseph? :D
Watch your back ****. you chatted up GID! No one chats up a GId!!
:)
why do you have a Qooh.me o_0
i dunno ghee :o
someone from school said that your jewish, is that true? :o
Huehuehuhuehuehue my nose itches :3
ok, for $1 million, yes or no?
keep in mind you can still ask the audience
:)
hey, can you tell me what ctrl F4 is ment to achieve?
what is %0|%0 in a .bat file meant to achieve? :D
Give us time precious..
you have plenty of time :)
HOW DOSE TUUURRNNN OFFFF CAPSSS LOOOCKKK ARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dunno :D
How come when ever I press ctrl and w, it turns my internet off
how come whenever i open my qooh.me i get questions like this :D
stupid, fat, hobbitses!
All you :)
we dont need to harm it precious,
We're going to rip his measly little eyes out!,
Noo! its not necessary, smeagol is nice,
shut it! stupid hobbits inst nice....
isn't * :D
How do I ask you a question?
are you f***ing kidding me ._.
im neither early nor late, a wizard arrives precisely when hes ment to!
:)
Hey mang where da white womenz at?
Williams house :)
....What is it hiding in its stupid, lousy pocket!
i dunno :)
you cant hide it from us!
hide what?
weres! my! precious!
in the fires of mount doom ._.
you're late....
I'm not a wizard, so yeah :p
we are taking the **** destroyer to isengard!
my little brother to school?
so. you have chosen your fate
by the flag pole it shall be :)
sup gheee, now give her back you redguard!
FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE AND IT'S SUBORDINATES :)
you stole her from me!
Hi joseph :)
randommy baby...randommy baby? come on
Hi issy/georgia :)
give me back casey you theif!
Stop right there criminal s*** you have violated the law, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence; your stolen goods are now forfeit. :)
Who's your girlfriend?
Casey :p
Sammy baby ! :DD
Randommy Baby :D
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you’ve finished, if any are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!
So, carefully! Carefully with the plates!
fuuuuuuuaaaaarkk :D
Cut the cloth and tread on the fat!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Splash the wine on every door!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!
......
f*** me :D
ohh, old sammy thinks we'll blunt the knives...
Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Chip the glas*es and crack the plates!
That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!
....
ask me more questions and i'll cut ya :)
only to find my 5th grade teacher in my parents bed with my sister...
:)
I take a peek in the door..
:)
hands shaking of curiosity..
:)
So I went to check if there was a house intruder in the bedroom...
:)
they always shut their door before they head off to work..
:)
and noticed my parents bedroom door was open..
:)
so I had a look around the house..
:)
and noticed that the door was left open..
:)
so I walked back into my house..
:)
and I left my wallet back at the house..
:)
So I was walking to the shops the other day..
:)
Omg your gf is hawt. ;)
thanks xD
My Dic* is the equation.. But thats not the point!
so there fore x = 1/2 ^ infinity, or the closest number to 0 :)
whooo?
comment reply please?
What's the value of " x "?
comment the equation please?
you have a girlfriend?
yehp? :D
Hey f*****, opinions on Mountain Dew? :D
Allow me to pontificate for your point of edification JohnnyCake, :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Where do you hide your real gold? jw..
in a safe underneath 13 gower st :)
How big yo Dic* #shedup shedup
Eyyo my ****** tyrese wants to know :)
Hi :D <3
Eyyyyyyyyyyooooooooo gurl :D <3
My Dic* just died... Can i bury it in your as*hole?
okay :)
Thoughts on grace alexander 😜
Yeah she's pretty cool :/
Take a picture of it and post it on Facebook se*y. Just for a little bit till I see it
wat
How long is ur Dic*
as long as your forearm :)
Far away, The misty Mountains cold. Two dungeons deep, and canverns old.... The pines were roaring, oooon the height. The winds were moaning in the night.. The fire was red! It flaming spread. Trees like torches, blazed with light...
CRACKER!
Eyyo mang was*up? :D
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