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yoo guu๐๐ค rishikapanwar
Hey , panwar boliye
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kumte nahi kumti
haa pata h crazyyyyyyy.__
Yeh b theek hai
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yaar tu koi ek chiz decide kar
me kya hu๐๐๐๐ crazyyyyyyy.__
Kumte pta b hai kya?
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kyu??๐คจ๐ค crazyyyyyyy.__
Bbss tu hai kumti๐คญ
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bhug kutte๐๐ crazyyyyyyy.__
Kumti hai tu ๐ฝ
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teri tarha ghatiya ๐๐๐ crazyyyyyyy.__
Mtlb tum ๐คญ
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bht
purana ho gaya h yeh mazak๐๐๐
koi naya mazak dhundho crazyyyyyyy.__
Tum b toh purani ho
Nayi dunduga toh naya marunga ๐คญ๐คญ
Ab has lol ๐คญ
Acha sorry
Kaisa lga mazak ๐
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kkrh crazyyyyyyy.__
Aapko yaad
Kaisa lga mera mazak๐ค
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Tumhari andar base hue aatma neeee lmaooooooo
Nahi juth bol rhe aap
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Phir id kisne disable ki?๐คฆโโ๏ธ lmaooooooo
Tumhe kya lgta kisne ki?
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Puch rhi hu
Kya aap mar gaye the yaa galti se disable ho gaye the? lmaooooooo
Mar gye the
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Tata ๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป Hiiiiiiiii____
Salam
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kon bhadak raha h??๐๐
bs emoji lagana bhul gai thi๐๐ crazyyyyyyy.__
Ab theek hai
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ab nahi kar rahi toh nahi kar rahi crazyyyyyyy.__
๐bhadak kyu rhi ho crazy
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no guess
u only say crazyyyyyyy.__
Arey , ladai sun rhe
Aap?
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tp hi hoga๐๐๐ crazyyyyyyy.__
Nahi aur ? Koi guess
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wassup crazyyyyyyy.__
Kya lgta๐๐คญ
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As usual mar rhe ho toh abhi bhi zinda kyu ho๐ค๐ Hiiiiiiiii____
Black magic(เนโข๏นโข)
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hii guruji crazyyyyyyy.__
Hemlo vats
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Tumhari profile dkh k koi ye schega ki koi ladki h Mr. Shubham
Aisa hota toh aap b yehi sochte
Mr/Mrs whatever
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Snapchat Ajaynindrojiya7
Ldka hoon mai
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Hii
Ur Instagram id Ajaynindrojiya7
Hi
Nhi use krte hum
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bii gn sd tc crazyyyyyyy.__
Bubye
Phir milege kbi dubara
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If no than who is the good among the friend you have on qooh?
Sab no leke chlo
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kuch bs mn hua toh laga diya woh emoji
aabse nahi lagaungi crazyyyyyyy.__
Maine kaha aisa
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Do you find a good friend on qoohme?
No :(:
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๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธhaa crazyyyyyyy.__
Kya ab
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kuch kharab nahi hua
isliye toh bola sab thik hi hota h crazyyyyyyy.__
Acha ๐
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haaaa
sb thik hi hota h crazyyyyyyy.__
Toh kya khrb hua?
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kuch nahi crazyyyyyyy.__
Yeh b theek hai
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๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฆโโ๏ธ crazyyyyyyy.__
Kya๐
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hmm thik h crazyyyyyyy.__
Bss teko triggered krne k liye bolta hoon
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mere wale teddy* crazyyyyyyy.__
Kuch nhi
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mere me kya kharabi h?? crazyyyyyyy.__
Kuch nii
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Wht r uh doing Devil.Queen.
Hurting myself
Wbu?๐จ
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tujhe toh teddy nahi pasand the na?? crazyyyyyyy.__
Tere nhi pasand aapna toh pasand hai
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naa waha se 1 hi milta h crazyyyyyyy.__
Yeh mera hai
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crazy magic se crazyyyyyyy.__
Toh dono wahi se le aao
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mere magic se lungi crazyyyyyyy.__
Kala jaadu?
Konsa magic?
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dusra me le lungi crazyyyyyyy.__
Kaha se logi
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mujhe 2 aur chahiye crazyyyyyyy.__
Edr toh ek he hai
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tere dp me jo teddy h woh chahiye crazyyyyyyy.__
Nhi milega 2 hai tere pass
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ok crazyyyyyyy.__
Arey
Don't wanna talk?
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"kich" kya hota h?? crazyyyyyyy.__
Kuch ki beham kich
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kuch nahi crazyyyyyyy.__
Kich toh hua hai
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mujhe karate nahi aate crazyyyyyyy.__
Tujse bachne k liye mai sikh rha hoon
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mtlb?? crazyyyyyyy.__
Karate tere se bachna b haina
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hm yaaa crazyyyyyyy.__
Hmm yaa ho he yaa shu sha she
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hnnn crazyyyyyyy.__
Awlelele bechari๐ฌ๏ธ
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nahi hona adult
bachi hi achi hu crazyyyyyyy.__
3 saal baad ho jygi๐๏ธ
Aur aap kuch kr b nhi paoge
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zinda lash crazyyyyyyy.__
15 saal ki ldki๐๏ธ
Adult ho jao phir bnna zinda lash
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woh toh pehle se hu crazyyyyyyy.__
Kya hai aap phle se
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me kya hi kar sakti hu crazyyyyyyy.__
Aao humari tarah zinda lash bn jao
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Ki haal rishikapanwar
Living dead
Wbu?
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Yrr r u following me srsly BaneOfPleasure
๐๏ธ
No, I'm following spoiled soulโ๏ธ
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Mt batao๐๐๐ crazyyyyyyy.__
Hn toh nhi btaynge kya kr logi๐ฌ๏ธ
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Konse kand pata h tujhe mere zara mujhe bhi batana ๐๐๐ crazyyyyyyy.__
Kyu btau ๐คญ
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Btw konse kand ki Baat kar rahe ho
Mene toh koi kand nahi kiye h๐๐๐๐ค crazyyyyyyy.__
Aacha juthi๐จ
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Haa Haa thik h๐๐๐ crazyyyyyyy.__
Hn dekha jeet gue na hum๐คญ
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๐๐๐คช๐ crazyyyyyyy.__
๐ฌ๏ธ vats hamri he ho
Pta hume aap k kand๐คญ
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Meri hote hote toh pata nahi kitne janam chale jayenge๐๐ crazyyyyyyy.__
ใโ๏นโใ chl chl pta hai mujhe tere drame
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Arre haa๐๐๐ crazyyyyyyy.__
Teri haina udhr khaynge๐คญ๐ฌ๏ธ
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Arre nahi Pehle teri Shaadi me khana khaungi๐๐
Phir tujhe marungi๐คฃ crazyyyyyyy.__
Mai abi kya btaya tha snap pe๐คญ
Khanna kaise khayegi?๐จ
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Kn guruji๐ crazyyyyyyy.__
Tu kanjus
Tu mereko tbi marna chahti taki mere hise ka khana bach jaye haina๐คญ๐จ
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Kitna bada kanjus h re tu๐๐ crazyyyyyyy.__
Esme kanjus kya๐จ๐คญ
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Bhug tera koi bharosa nahi tu mujhe bhi tapka de๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐๐ crazyyyyyyy.__
๐จnhi nhi
Teri shaadi ka khana miss ho jyga
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Usse better toh me apne Teddy ke saath time spend naa karu๐๐๐ crazyyyyyyy.__
Usko b role denge usme ๐จ
(Inner me :- saalo ko film k naam pe tapka denge๐๐๐(
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Waah kitna bada budget h๐๐๐๐๐คฃ crazyyyyyyy.__
Aapko pure 10 rupay ek samosa milega fees ๐คญ
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Kon banayega?? crazyyyyyyy.__
Mai ๐จ
Budget hoga 150 rupya ๐คญ
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Aapne vats ke baare me sab pata hona chahiye ๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฆโโ๏ธ crazyyyyyyy.__
Tere pe film bnyge pyaasi aaurat khoon ki๐คญ
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Abhi thodi der Pehle toh mujhe apna kavach bana rahe the aab mujhse hi bach rahe ho๐๐๐๐๐๐คฃ๐คฃ crazyyyyyyy.__
Mujhe kya pta tha tujhe mera khoon peena hai๐คญ
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Koi shaq?? ๐๐ crazyyyyyyy.__
Mere khoon ki pyaasi hai yeh aurat
Bachao,๐ค๐คญ
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Yaar Yeh zenen ko naa ek din me hi maar dungi๐๐๐ crazyyyyyyy.__
Khooni aurat๐คญ
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Naaa๐ crazyyyyyyy.__
Arey sach hai zenen se puch lo๐จ
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Haww๐๐ crazyyyyyyy.__
Sach he bola humne๐คญ๐จ
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Naa me uske tarha nahi hasti๐๐ crazyyyyyyy.__
Usse b bura hasti ik ๐คญ
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Yupppp๐๐ crazyyyyyyy.__
Kapil k show pe teko Archana ki jagah denge๐คญ
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๐๐๐ crazyyyyyyy.__
Hn bas haswa lo haina๐คญ
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Achha bachu๐๐๐ crazyyyyyyy.__
Hn bachu๐คญ
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Ghanta ๐๐ crazyyyyyyy.__
Apshbd๐คญ
Ghanta k saath aapko b bhaja denge๐คญ
Jk๐จ
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Kn๐ถ crazyyyyyyy.__
๐๐คญ
kyu hila dala na๐คญ