zoltan holtzhausen
zoltan
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Shame , your come-backs are so bad ↓
I'm not trying to outplay anyone , just replying to pretty stupid statements
You're not funny eyy
I don't try act funny
Qooh Qooh Qooh (just like an owl)
Qooh'd you not do that
Why do you guys fight
That's what people do , they aren't serious , just argument's
What type of people bore you ?
Ones that talk a lot , but don't listen
Boltonnn
Looking for something ?
How cool is Demi ?
As cool as a summers day in the sun
You and shayne= cutest couple
Thanks hey
On a scale of 1-10, how much do you love her ?
69
I tried to send Shayne a qooh, but she took the link down form her bio. Please just tell her that she must stay strong because she does have more friends than just tannah. People love her for who she is, not because she was mates with tannah. Thx xo
I always have , at least somebody agrees with me xxx
Your thoughts on fake friends ?
Well I'm pretty sure nobody likes them
You and Shayne are life goals.
Thanks xox
Tell Shayne she should forget about what happened with tannah, she's a btch anyways.
I shall :')
Has Shayne deleted qooh me ? If so please tell her that she's an amazing person and really doesn't deserve all this hate. Some people need to realize that what they say can really hurt
Yup exactly , thanks eh x
Do you and Shayne fight a lot ?
Doesn't everyone ?
What do you hate about yourself ?
I underthink some things
U don't understand how lucky u are. She's beautiful, smart and funny. Even though u guys fight a lot, u are perfect for each other. She's perfect. Don't ever forget that. Goodluck with ur relationship. Hopefully there's many more happy months to come for u two
Thanks for that , glad you see what I see
What do you want right now ?
To be playing rugby
If it weren't for you, Shayne and Tannah would still be bestfriends. Shayne deserves someone better
I think both of them deserve some privacy don't you ?
Mind your own business
How far have u and ur doll gone ? ;)
Last weekend we went to checkers , further than spar , so I think we're getting somewhere , maybe we'll end up at pep
How do you deal with a break up ?
I move on , luckily for me I won't have to be doing that ever again
are you MY person ?
Depends who's asking
Are you a selfish person ?
Nah
Have you and Shayne had *ex ?
Nope
Virgin ?
Active ? Yeah I gym there
Blondes or brunettes ?
Doesn't make a difference to me
Sleep over, sleep over, sleep over! I can't wait for Saturday bubby ❤️ Shaynehannah
Me neitherrrr ❤❤
I stuck my fingers in your girlfriend
Sorry bud , this isn't stand up comedy , take a seat
What are your favorite physical features on Shayne ?
Like that one part , and then the other one , and then like all those other ones too
How far have you and Shayne gone bro? ;) ;)
Like all the way to spar once , what a long walk...
Your fingers have been inside me beforeeee - remember babe ?;)
I remember it just like I remember the first day of 2016 :)
Do you have swine flu or something ? Mattymacc
Bro I think so
Dying here at home
You and Tann would be the cutest ever!
I'd rather be with my dog than with her , thanks :)
You and Tannah would be so cute together
Nah , never
If you had to get Married at the age made up by the last two Digits of your phone number How old would u be?
7
Ekse why you don't a fish?
Why don't you vy to extra English
Who was your first crush
Answered below
Shayne is fresh. It's a pity you will get my seconds bra
Bud , get over it :)
It's so irritating how guys that are hot go for ugly girls, honestly, not everyone is hot so use your looks.
1) Shayne IS beautiful
2) She's even more beautiful on the inside
3) I don't care what you say
B like Bieber or B like Beethoven?
B like *****
Shaynes beautiful g, well done.
I know , thank you
The coca to my cola,
The race to my car,
The peanut to my butter,
The key to my heart ❤️ Shaynehannah
I can't even deal anymore ❤
What would make you happy?
She already does :)
Who do you think qoohed you with that weird Shayne stuff?
I shouldn't say
I think shayne is getting stalked by the last owe that qoohed you Mattymacc
Defs bro , and I think I know who it is :)
Yoh bruh Shayne is hot af and once you throw her back in the sea, my hook will catch her don't worry she'll be in ..my hands
Sorry , she's not going back into the 'sea' .
A friend you once had a crush on ?
Still have a 'crush' on her
'I can honestly see it happening❤️' Shaynehannah
I can feel it happening ♥
Money or Loyalty ?
Is that even a question ?
How did you get so large? Mattymacc
I didn't bud , I should be asking you that
Whats the thing you liked the most about your Ex ?
The fact that they left
ARE YOU A PARKING TICKET? BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT FINE WRITTEN ALL OVER YOU
No , I'm not a parking ticket , but with pickup lines like that , you're as intelligent as a parking ticket .
Hello my name is Lancalot.
My friends call me Lancalot.
My best friends call me Lance.
And my girlfriend calls me A lot
Thanksalot
Im sorrayyy, for everything.
Don't be , it's fine .
I'll itch your nose for you
So kind
Last person you argued with and why ?
My girlfriend , dumb things
Little vamp
You're the vamp
What gives you peace?
Sleep
What school you go to?
Westville boys high school
What do you spend your money on the most ?
Food , and clothes
What is the biggest frustration you’re facing now?
My nose is cracked and it's itchy , but like I wanna scratch it , but I can't .
7 years
Counting down already
MY EVERYTHING
You're my everything actually
How do you deal with failure?
I use it to fuel my attempts at succeeding
'Nunu bug'
Those two words are almost as cute as you
Who's your best guy friend outside school ??x
Dylan Jones
he's at Maritzburg college
Look after shayne, she's one of the most amazing girls xx Rachsharpp
I know that
and I definitely will
thanks Rachel xx
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Holy **** shayne is so beautiful. You're lucky bruh
Thanks , means a lot
I try remind her every day
Favourite age you've been so far and why ?
It will be this year
16
Ever broken aa bone ?
I've broken 4 of my fingers
Who was your first real crushh?
Funny that I remember this , Lindsey Swart , grade 2
Favourite colour?
Pink bruh
Who told you they loved you last
My girlfriend
Would you consider yourself a heavy dud ?;)
I'd consider Dylan Jones a heavy dud
What Would You Do If You Woke Up The Opposite Gender ?
Go back to sleep
So you would travel to Mars and leave her ? Mm nice boyfriend you are.
Didn't say I'd go alone
Would you travel to Mars if you knew you cannot come back?
Yup
You and Shayne a thing?
Yes x
Shayne is so lucky
Thank youuu
What do you think is the most useless class in high school?
Maths
Zoltan, you are honestly the kindest person I know. You always know how to **** up my day and to make me smile. Thanks for all the jokes and weird conversations. Keep it real. From the person who thought your surname was hesterhuizen.
Thank youuu
Shmaak for roids??;)
Do you ?
Why you so large
Hard work
but I'm not there yet
Coolest matric when you were grade8?
Jonty Osborne
Shaynes so ugly. Ew. Why would you go for a hippo ?
Maybe I like this hippo .
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