Mahbod
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Why doesn't your girlfriend wear make up?
why does anyone wear make up?
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u hav 1 chance to take that bag u ugly ****
how bout no
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Do you want to touch me?
no idk who u are u might have herpes
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lol smd soab fgt shave yer t*** ye carpet
aye
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GTFO the bed f**get. I will break you're face... 200% muscle
listen for every 100% of muscle u have i have a 110 so i'll wreck you're
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Some of the things they do is called...
ANOL LEEKING
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who are ur best friends?
everyone ily all
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How does nuha have such a clear face
she cleans her face with the blood of a virgin ****** every morning
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where do you see yourself in 5 years in your relationship?
in uni
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Favorite hero in dota?
don't play that ****
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Swag or Yolo or Hashtag?
none, i'd go with the cancer u gave me
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what if i dont like?
then don't its simple as that..
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Something about you is just so attractive
is it my back?
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can i ask you anything i want but not anonymously?
anytime you like
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best friends in school
is this a question of a statement?
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You seem like a pretty good boyfriend keep it up!
ty
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I'm palestinian I like stones huehuehue
roflmfao im gonna rape you
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What would you do if I hurt your girlfriend?
i will take something very meaningful to you, and i keep it from you and from the light, leave it beaten in the very depths of the deepest cave prophet muhammed ever saw, and when you finally find it, i will destroy is and burn it into pieces, no matter if it's a thing, or a person, or any ****ing ****.. i will turn **** to **** and flip ****...
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Do you hook up with people?
what exactly do you mean by hook up?
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Found your soul mate yet?
yes, yesterday i got surprisingly attached to a piece of **** i dropped yesterday
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Press me up against a wall and lick me down
i'd rather not
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You're a pure Bit**
i know and im really proud of myself
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Do me you *****
the irony in this statement gave me cancer
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How do you guys manage to keep your love so pure
Be true to one another and be open
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Who do you care about the most
ALLAH
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Dude you're so f***ing hot ilysm
i know same
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Hello ola handy manny's repair shop you break it we fix it fix it fix i fix fip fap on yo faec
wat eth this
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My Pu**y is spread
You have to get that checked up, since i'm guessing you're around my age and it, if existent, should be firm not spread like Philadelphia cheese on white khobz..
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Your qooh is the funniest shi* ever
ty
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What's ur cup size? Mine is 32 G
34 D
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Ur p**** is hairy and loved by my cat can she take it from you?
yes
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Do you use your balls and/or v***** to make eggs and bacon?
yes
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If you have a baby can u name it johnson baby johnson?
yes
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Have you ever done it with a sloth? Because it looks like it
yeah
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http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?feature=related&v=fS1uDnIPTvo
rofl
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Nuha's a great girl,glad you guys found each other :)
ty
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Shahins hot go show him this too lmao YOU CAN'T CONTROL MY FEMALE HORMONES TOWARDS THESE PEOPLE KAY?
okay
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Lalalalalalalalalala I saw you jerk off in the guys bathroom don't deny it nigguh
cute
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Yo dude I heard you're in the taliban.. Can you help me join? Or al qaeda which ever one works for you I'd like to help you kill dozens of innocent motherf***ers (:
Sure, lemme know where and when
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Who are you closest to?
What the f*** did you just f***ing say about me, you little Bit**? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my clas* in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f*** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f***ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shi* to me over the Internet? Think again, f***er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re f***ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable as* off the face of the continent, you little shi*. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f***ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shi* fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re f***ing dead, kiddo.
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I find it so adorable how both of you are committed to each other. People should learn from your relationship because both of you make the effort to keep it. You guys are so cute together<3
thankkk you
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Have you ever considered being a runway model?
Dayum I'd watch that ;)
my mom signed me up but no.
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Ahras is hot. End of story.
rofl i have to show this to him
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Your haircut makes me spread my legs
cover up i'm not interested
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How long have you guys been together?
15 months today
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Does ahras check every freakin girl out?
no
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I'm a cat. Hear me orgasm to your pet rabbit. Meow, purr, mhmmm *licks balls*
Wtf are you saying man
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How many times do you smoke
i don't smoke
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I saw you guys yesterday and I died cause you were so adorable :''''')
thanks :$ x
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I'm a nuha-mahbod fan sawqidfiowio!!! I really adore you guys together
thank yooou
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My friend doesn't ship, but I do like f***. YOU GUYS ARE PERF TOGETHER ASDFGHJKL OMG I CANTTTTTTTTTTT
aw thanks
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Are you and Nuha in love? You guys are such a cute couple! I hope you stay with each other for a reallllyyyy long timee <3
thanks
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So I see you didn't post on ur gfs wall how caring
lol k
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Have you ever mas*******d to a sloth? I hope you did, I really need someone who understands me
yes
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Dnt u wnna jiZz all over ur face
no?
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wtf is in your notes on fb? The second and the third? For nuha? aww qt
I really don't know i updated those like 2 years ago
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No I went with my friends and he thinks I cancelled on him
you did pretty much
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But that friend is my bf
oh then you did something wrong, but look if you were going out with another guy then that's serious
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I need uir advice. I bailed on one friend and went out with another,should I be guitly?
no there's a reason you bailed on one, you probably like the other one better
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What a disappointment ****
im sorry if i disappointed you, i really am, i have failed you im going to proceed unto s*cking the chode of disappointment im sorry
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Oh :( well best thing to do is apologize then if its recent x
nothing that i remember anything about
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Ever disappointed or hurt anyone?
yeah
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Are you sure your pants are fine? :)
No they ripped from top to bottom </3
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You're a hypocrite
So is everyone else who has ever lived?
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What if you shoved a chainsaw up your uthera
what the chainsaw is a uthera
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Just wanted you to know I told a few friends outside school about you and nuha and they ship too asdfghj
Hahahaha, aw thanks
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Best se*ual fantasies are with you
no im hairy and deformed pls
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Cause we are never ever ever getting back together
okay then
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I knew you were trouble when you walked in
dude i haven't done anything wrong like pls seriously i'm sorry if i did
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I have some lingerie for you
lacey pl0x
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Does your p**** split into two?
no, unfortunately
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How would a person know they are stupid
When they speak everyone would understand them, making them and everyone else stupid
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What do you mean she's not considered wtf
Born and raised in the states smd
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Are you a virgin?
Yes obviof***ingisly
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If you hate arabs,why are you dating one?
She's not considered arab
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KFC or Texas FC nigguh?
Texas fosho f*** that kfc with the damn constipation and the siren to the damn devil to exorcise my as*hole
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why do you like ahras so much?
He's funny