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*Holds a bowl* Please sir, may I have some more?
"MORE?!!?!? fck no"
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Plans for 2018?
"fck everything"
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I'll show you mine if you show me yours?
"I dont even need to see yours to show you mine, but alright"
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Daddy issues?
"I never knew my father!"
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how do you pronounce your name?
"V-all-Dem-n."
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Hmm, do your nipples lactate?
"no, ain't that a chick thing?"
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Give me bowl of your ***
"you gotta work for that, work my cocks and you can have some"
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can I fck your A$$?
"Only if you have a good dck, and can dominate me"
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Can I play with your dcks?
"Yeah sure"
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would you wear a skirt?
"yeah, I would. maybe go commando under it and let my dcks hang free"
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Play the xylophone with your dcks?
"I've never done it... but I think I could"
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Can ya make your dcks do a meat spin?
"Not really, they bump into each other. getting a rhythm with them is hard ok!!!"
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Warning nasty question!
Had a female ever sat her puss on your horn, that's on top of your head?!?!
If not, I wanna be the first...
"Well damn. the answer is no. nobody sat on my head horn"
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can i touch your horn?
"No! or i'll *** on your face"
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I wanna date you
"I wanna date me too"
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IRL are you male or female?
"I'm a helicopter"
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What do you wish your parents understood?
"Me"
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How big was the dck you last took?
"Oddly enough, no ones dominated me yet. I know strange! most want my cocks. so only my tail and some tentacles been in there"
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Do you still use aim?
"Yeah, for rp"
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F*ck me hard up against the wall, and make me scream for daddy.
"Alright, get naked"
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Prefer boys or girls?
"Either is fine, but I guess more into dudes then chicks."
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Which length do you like the starters sent to you to be?
"Dont really matter to me to much, para to multi-para. can even be a fckin 1 liner for all I care. but I dont do Novella anymore, so no more then 3 paragraphs at the most I guess"
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What is the one thing you do just to annoy other people?
"Be an A$$hole"
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I'm pregnant...
Are you the father?
"probably, did I fck ya?"
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Describe your daily routine
"living, sleeping, fckin with people. sleepin, eating, death"
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"Let me love you?"
"Alright, love me"
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Why you such a manw*ore?
"cause I have 2 dcks, what else am I suppose to be?"
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Bukake? Yay or nay?
-Googles what that means- "not sure which you are asking for... seems to be 3 definitions of that. is this the semen one? you want me to *** in your face? or *** on my face? either is fine."
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What are you afraid to admit you don't understand?
"Bodies"
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Could I edit us a picture together?
"Sure, I don't mind if ya do"
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Any preferred $exy underwear you like to wear?
"Underwear? commando is best. or just SUPER frilly"
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Hmmm, you mentioned before that if some guy wants to dom you he has to look the part, what about if femboy wants to top you A$$?
"I just feel that no femboy could dominate me, MAYBE id allow it once if it was worth it but otherwise. im probably the lowest of the 'maybe' can dominate poll"
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Fave $ex position? Also which animal is $exy when Anthrofied in your opinion?
"Im a simple man that loves doggy style. and iv never been a big fan of anthros but I guess the wolf? I like werewolves so they seem cool. or a Dragon, cause dragons are just $exy. maybe some kind of cat creature too."
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okay but can i lick ur third eye or???
"you could, it would piss me off and id punch you. but if you're cool with that"
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How much can you ***? Enough to fill a glass? Bucket or tub?
"Depends on how good it is to make the cumming. but I doubt I could fill a tub... maybe over time. but not in one load thats for sure. I can definately do a glass for you though"
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What do you never trust?
"My dcks, they're always getting into trouble"
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What is the kinkiest thing you've done, so far? Would you want to do it again?
"Oddly enough haven't done that much k**ky sht, at least to me its not that k**ky. hmm though I guess having my horn s*cked on was ... k**ky"
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What do you look for in a $ex partner? TwilsonLeFeaux
"$ex? a body? Male? female? Dominate? submissive? depends on the person really."
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What does everyone seem to enjoy except you?
"People"
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WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME!?!?! XxEnchantressxX
"I'm a fcker not a lover?"
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If you were forced to wear a warning label, what would it say?
"fcked up A$$hole"
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What sorta demon would you class yourself as?
"The fcked up kind... or 3 eyed body manipulator? I really have no idea, I got 3 eyes, I got a tail, a horn, I can make my body expand in a since my hands will get much larger to beat btches up. what would you call that?"
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Kinkiest thing youve done?
"Had a psycho touch my dcks"
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Are you down to have $ex with another person.. 3 way ;)
"Well I do have two dcks, I'm perfect for 3 ways"
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why are you amazing ?
"because I'm me"
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Kinks?
"hmm doing it rough, biting, touching my horn makes me weak but don't touch my horn, touch the base of my tail and stroke it, touch the tip of my tail and stroke it. draw blood, love my dcks, bite my ears, monster it up."
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Why are you such an A$$hole?
"just how I am, don't like it ya can leave"
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Why do you loose motivation?
"I guess I just get bored? things aren't exciting as they use to be?"
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What RP's are you normally used to? Do you get bored with the constant $ex RPs?
"$ex ones are ok, as long as the person is interesting. it can get boring doing the same thing over and over. but I do other rp's too, adventure sht, war sht, ect. just most prefer me for my dcks, which is fine by me. dominating fckers can be fun, sometimes I wish to change it up and find someone who could dominate me but haven't found anyone yet, so adventure awaits!"
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What do you no longer waste time on?
"Boring A$$ people."
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I'm a hoe in training. Teach me the ways of being a hoe!!
"Bend over and take some dcks"
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After$ex, what do you do with your $ex partners?
"Depends on the person I guess, ditch them. fall asleep and hope for a b*** j** when I wake up. fck 'em again. see them again another time."
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What do you hate the most? PyroKittyKat
"Out of everything? Boring people"
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No safety words, drop them pants and plow my insides.
*coughs*
I meannn, how are you?!
"No, I prefer the first comment"
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How do you like you men?
"Depends on if I want them top or bottom. if they wanna top me, they gotta be bigger then me, tougher lookin, I aint bein topped by some uke lookin btch. now if they're uke for me, they can look the part, smaller then me, kind of girly lookin? ya know UKE!"
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Favorite position? Both giving and receiving?
"I'm a s*cker for doggie style, for both really"
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fck. Just crush me against a wall with your chest.
"Alright, get a wall"
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O///O God... this is worse. I 100% regret it XxEnchantressxX
"Good, Glad you came"
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Can I have your *** for my pancake syrup?
"Yeah, just pump it out"
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Lemme touch all over you kay? -Violet~
"Alright, touch away"
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This isn't a question, more of a statement, butt fck this is really ghey.
"Sure is"
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Write some self smut for me bby <3
-Cums everywhere-
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Sweet and slow? Or hard and fast?
"Hard and fast, especially hard"
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Would you be uke for me?
"Let me sit on that dck"
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"You top or bottom?" consume.
"both, either. I'm seke, so I do either one."
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Why do you have three eyes? (ITS COOL BTW I JUST WANTED TO KNOW LOL)
"Born that way"
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Whats your favorite scary movie? PyroKittyKat
"A Nightmare on Elm Street, Freddy Kruegers my main man"
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What is your favorite color.
"Probably Blue"
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How far can you shoot your ***? Ever tried playing Darts with your jizz?
"I don't think I can shoot that far. I would feel pretty impressed if I could. I could cover your body though, trust me"
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The secret to a good friendship is... ?
"s*ck my dck"
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Dude, I miss you.
Where your A$$ been???
No cookies for you!
"Been unmotivated! and busy movin' around. I will have all the cookies though"
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How do you feel about Male pregnancy
"Think that would be weird, then again women getting pregnant weirds me out. I don't like kids."
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Been waiting for a reply from you for like 3 months now.
If you're not happy with the starter someone sends you should at least have the courtesy to send your own in its place.
"weird I usually delete those who I don't plan on replying to."
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Can you self fck and self s*ck
"totally"
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What do you want the most right now?
"$ex"
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Wonder how your *** would go on pancakes
"it'll go great, get naked and i'll make you some"
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eW
"that's not a question dumb sht."
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What do you want for your birthday
"loyal *****s to fck"
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What colour is your ***? Does it have a flavour?
"My *** is blue like my tongue, and tastes like blue raspberry. might turn your tongue blue too if you're lucky"
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I always want to ask this, but it's easier anonymously. What things make you not want to reply to a message? Like what do you see and go "yeah, no...Delete."
"depends, if its none roleplay crap that's an instant delete. if it's roleplays, I delete boring ones, ones that don't even consider my character being an inhuman creature. ones that have no real information at all to work with, a real opening area. ones that want me to be a pedo, i ain't into kids. starters of people wanting me to rape them, at least tell me ya want me to."
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How does one with two dcks mas*******? Just double-fist it, or?
"depends, sometimes double fist it or just ignore the bottom for the top"
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I just really love your character but I'm too intimidated to tell people idk these things in person. flaybby
" This is in person, you just told me. I now know. "
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I'm ugly af I don't know why they like me, and they are emo cause I'm emo. And fck yeah!!!!! I do want a boy prettier than me! I wanna be the dominant!
"First off, don't be emo. life gets worse. no time to be emo at 15. also you wanna be dominate then take the pretty boy and make him and you not emo"
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If your fcking someone how does that work if you have two dcks? Does one get attention and the other doesn't?
"depends on the person, with a girl I could do both ***** and A$$ at the same time. girl and guy I can do double penetration. or yeah one would get neglected for the other, while I sometimes I switch them out when doing a new position"
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Okay now I have a stoner, an Asian and a very girly looking boy (all emo) that all are interested in me, help
"what are you some hot stuff? and whats with all the emo kids? ditch the druggie stoner, asian might be ok, girly guy probably secretly gay, do you want a dude thats prettier then you?!"
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I found a stoner emo boy who likes me, but he's turning 18 and I'm 15, what should I do?
"don't have anything to do with him, drugs are bad. focus on school. stoner emo kids are dumb fcks. plus if your parents find out you're dating an adult druggie he could get arrested if they don't approve for being with a minor and doing drugs"
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Do your dcks glow? Also do you have two sets of balls to match your double Deeeees?
"They glow a bit, at least the blue part on them does the most and no just bigger balls"
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What's the highest number of people you've fcked all at one time?
" 169 but no. 2 one for each dck"
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Aw, I like the pink though. But I'm shore you'll look good with any color." Mealstroms
" thought about it but maybe not"
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How bad was your day?
"on a scale from 1 to 10 it's a 9"
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What could you talk endlessly about?
"Game of thrones"
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"If You Change, Keep The Pink. It Looks Good On You." Mealstroms
"If I change id be gettin rid of the pink hair, to do somethin different. not sure if I want to yet though."
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What kind of people do you want to hang out with?
"People who don't pressure me for replies, understand that I need my space. people who can handle how I am. I don't know just some chill people."
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I find it very interesting how you socially interact with people, with the whole qooh website. I mean as a compliment. What made you come to designing the pink haired character?
"I'm secretly shy, and have a hard time talkin to people. not sure why but I enjoy the Qooh.me site and answering questions. and Valdenm came to me in a dream, I seem to enjoy the pink hair plus that dark skin was random put turned out pretty well and its $exy as fck"