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SwiperNoSwiping

Aw...you got a question for little old me?

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Those potions are going to turn you into a woman~ CrimsonPig

I ain't gunna try them.... -Eyes King-

SwiperNoSwiping replied 3082 days ago 1

BAAAAAAAN DID YOU STEAL MY POTIONS AGAIN?!?! CrimsonPig

I don't know what you're talkin' about..... -Is playing and mixing them together in a dixie cup-

SwiperNoSwiping replied 3082 days ago 1

Will you protect me from ever having to eat Meliodas's scraps again? SirHawk

I got you Master Hawk! As long as I know you'll give me piggyback rides!

SwiperNoSwiping replied 3082 days ago 1

Is there a reason why you keep ripping your jacket off like a Chippendale's fireman? dragon_sin

Hey Cap it ain't me...I just keep getting stabbed...ya know how many times I have to go stea-I mean find a new jacket?

SwiperNoSwiping replied 3082 days ago

Right about now is when I would make a "Night Court" joke, but nobody remembers "Night Court", including me.

And what joke would that be Captain?

SwiperNoSwiping replied 3082 days ago

What is in your pocket right now?

My pocket fairy Elaine!

SwiperNoSwiping replied 3082 days ago