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What did your last relationship teach you?
Don't know, never had one
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No, comment then I will answer
Welcome to best casual dating site tinyurl.com/wwsewxx krista1e925
Ok
Read your dms ......also ya posting today yasss
Yes
Tommy sorry for dropping your water today ???
Drowning the ants
She had kit kat with out me ?
The big one too
Because you broke fast now
Shurrup, I want McDonald's
Change back to bubbler.
Why
?why so $exy riddler? Teach me too
Me $exy, you are mad... You tho
Shem get ready to sulk tomorrow i think its best you start making up your excuses for defeat now so your prepared.
You gonna need a box of tissues and ice cream to drown your sorrows in... LFC all the way
Because im a rouge now..............cant even greet ppl now
People will be scared of you
Eenie mynie mini mo ????
Red card
I'll check if my qoohs are answered in a few days cos I know u won't reply rn ????
I proved you wrong, I answered one hour later
Ous qooh page profile pic be lit??.....burrrr you always lit
Thank you saan?
Ous be knowing managers in identity ??
Sifiso, I need to the manager of Mr Price now
Who ever called my girl a hoe sleep with one eye open tonight. ??????????????
You sending lele?, I got a gold star for that... Take me too if you gonna visit them, I wanna give them a pack of gold stars?
Saan my qoohs are answered. .....yes I only checked today ? I smaak your sugar container phone stand ????
You want a sugar container phone stand, it's on EBay... hiii saan
I'm so sorry about your phone, what are you using now
It's ok ( how do you know about my phone), I'm using my mum's and tablet
Favorite Hindi movie
Sultan and sejal met harry
The Internet goes down, suddenly, and forever. What do you do?
When that day comes, I will let you know
What's something you fell in love with instantly?
McDonald's and Pralisha ?
Hi
How are you ? Think__
Hi, good and you
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I love you saan?
I love you saan
What a hoe
Gold star, perhaps? ?
Bom bidi bom bom
My songs are gone ??
Say it say it ..... "I'm a .........."
Im a madhir???
Hehehe leggo play musical cars ????
Come on ???
Smh she's so pretty Mahn not fairrrrrr
you are gorgeous ? tho
Saaaaaaaan time to light up your qooh
Saan, I miss you?
First impression of this girl? ?????? instagram.com/__jouurdann__
Cute
What's something that took you way too long to realize?
That you shouldn't try to please people to like you
What makes you uncomfortable?
People
I smaak our video calls.....maybe next time don't drown in that ice cream again ????
Don't share your jam tarts
Fasting tomorrow saan?
Ayy im sooo Happy
What will you never ever do again?
Alot of things??
I like you but im scared to dm?
Im not scary, i think... Dm me
Hehehe magnetic north?????
Scent lines ??
Leave my mummy alone stalker
She is my mummy not yours @pralisha_24☺
What you know saan?
Everything saan
Best meal shared with the best person on earth
"Mince samoosa and coke" ????? yasis that's what you call memories #Nobel prize winner
Ayy im fasting stop speaking about meat??
Wait Noh auto correct *saan
Its no not noh??, aren't you supposed to be learning
Wk sana .....yes I'm back to qooh you?
Its saan not sana, the joy
How much money do you need right now and why ?
R6000 Buy new clothes
Follow me @ dumb_uglyfck please??
I like the name??
When you posting
I dont know what to post??
Did you watch the barney movie on Saturday, because I know you dont like barney?
Then why you telling if I don't like it...dumbfck?
Pralisha? Shamini?
What about them
Im a savage
I'm a ..........
I'm a king?
10-4 no switching sides
Im boreddd bub bub
Go find something to do
Lesbi honest your're just perfect
Nope
Go sort your nails out
Nooo
Hello my kit kat minion❤
I want kit Kat now
What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?
Falling down the stairs
If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
Breaking into a restricted area
What would be the absolute worst name you could give your child?
I dont know
scale from 1-5, how afraid of dark are you?
1
Planet?
Like seriously, are you an alien, we live on the same planet unless you are from Pluto
What did the last text message on your phone say?
"Thanks hun"
One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
I would go back to sleep
Your house is on fire, holy sht! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
My phone?
You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Time travel
What is $exiest name and least $exiest name???
$exiest name:
Boy:Zachary
Girl: Mia or Lexi
Least $exiest name:
Boy: Rob
Girl: Jane
A rooster laid an egg on top of the barn roof. Which way did it roll?
Roosters dont lay eggs
If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it?
The wall is already built
If Mr Smith’s peacock lays an egg in Mr Jones’ yard, who owns the egg?,☺
Peacocks don't lay eggs peahens lay eggs
What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
Soccer or cricket??
Bob’s father has 4 children. Momo, Meme, and Mumu are three of them. Who’s the fourth?
Bob??
First impression of this queen? ?????? instagram.com/__jouurdann__
Nice☺
Hehehe lesbihonest.???
Lets just be real??
Thank youuu for holding that coke for me today sister?? ........the day we're both dying from dehydration is the day we don't have money??
You welcome
$exyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Thank youuuuuu??
I spy with my lil eye something beginning with the letter "s"
You: uhh is it stupid people ??
Me: no the answers is stairs wk??
My answer should have been right, there was stupid people around us, and I guessed the answer stairs not you??
How can you be a better person?
I don't know, but please do tell me ☺?
15/06 holds anything special to you
Yes
So someone said alcohol is bae instead of astros? you know who are ????????
Alcohol can also be bae
What do you do in your spare time
Watch tv
What can't you stand
Fake people
Some One went off beat this morning
I wonder who, no one asked you to give me sweets??
Smh she wants me to make the bubble gum purple so it's the wild cherry flavour one I ain't no magician
You should become one??
My coke was cursed today (only targeted you tho)
?
I'll
See
You
At
The
Meeting
Tomorrow?
I pictured this in the Joey voice ??
buys R20 burger
Ends up taking out all the lettuce and onions including tomato
Conclusion.....actually enjoys burger???
It tastes so much better without all that rubbish ?
You dunno have to give instructions ? since when is one tea spoon equivalent to half a tea spoon smh?
English is bad ??, my maths is bad??...its equivalent
Yunno I'm back ?? love you tho
Who you
Hi lil buddy (priceless) thanks for those crushed Oreos today ?
Shurup, you never take them?
If you were stranded on a deserted island and could only take one friend to spend your days at the island with which would it be ?
Shamini ??, because she will bring KFC and I wont starve and she will entertain me... No hard feelings @pralii @darsh
Priceless my glitter baby?❤?
Awww Sausage my lil friend
A wise friend once told me "if they ask why went outside say it's because you couldn't breath"???
Ayy that friend was wise??
The next time we go out i is taking you milky lane??????????
Cookies and cream
"I'll meet you in goras after I'm done in the library" ......said two wise parents?????
Those people ??
Howzit priceless thank you for making my boring school day awesome as ever love you baby girl ?
Saturday school, how fun ?... Then there is me lets go take selfies outside
The zombie apocalypse has arrived?
Hey my lil sickling go sleep??
Thanks for showing me new ways on how to wear my badge?? (upside down)
You are welcome
What quote do you live by?
I realize everybody wants what they don't have. But at the end of the day, what you have inside is much more beautiful than what's on the outside- Selena Gomez
Awe ill homie shot for the nuggets today ❤❤??????
You supposed to pay me?, R30
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