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In your opinion, how much bun could a bunbun bun if a bunbun could bun bun?
....bun xD
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If I wanted to bribe you in the future, what would I need for it to be a successful bribe? boopandpancakes
Lots and lots of hot chocolate ^^
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Who do you love most?
*Chokes hot hot chocolate* L-Love!? What kind of question is this..? ...Well it really depends on your views of love I guess..
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Would you rather be stuck in a room with dead bodies or ear five spiders? MustntRunAway
Both are equally horrifying and gross...I'll take my chances with the dead bodies.
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Would you rather wrestle an alligator or wrestle a bear? AvocadoChild
...I have wrestled a bear, his name is Ironwood. Before any of you ask, no it was not a pleasant experience, he tried to steal my mug while he was drunk.
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Would you rather have a real lightsaber or save a random African kid from starvation? MustntRunAway
...I have saved an African kid from starvation, his name is Oscar :D
Just kidding~ I would choose a lightsaber ^^
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Would you rather be hunted by people or would you rather hunt people for sport? AvocadoChild
These are dark...heesh child...I would rather be hunted by people, I know how to hide.
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If you had a kid would you rather die when your child was very young or have your child die before you? MustntRunAway
Die when my child is young, I couldn't live with the pain of watching them die before me.
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Would you rather taste the same flavor of food or taste nothing ever again? AvocadoChild
...If I get to pick the flavor then yes, hot chocolate 5ever, if not then I never want to taste again.
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What's your favorite animal, Headmaster? CameraCopy
My favorite animal? Well..it may be a bit embarrassing to admit but my favorite animals are crows, fascinating creatures I think.
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Would you rather be immortal or die right now? MustntRunAway
...*chokes on hot chocolate slightly and coughs* Um...well..immortal I suppose.
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Would you rather be stabbed in the stomach 10 times or be shot in both kneecaps? AvocadoChild
...That just got really dark..I'm going to say stabbed surprisingly, because I could probably survive that and still be able to walk. Don't want to rely on Ironwood's robotics limbs anytime soon.
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Can you find the send button on your phone? Drunk_Bird
Indeed I can Qrow~
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Would you rather end world hunger, or find a cure for cancer? MustntRunAway
Hmm..this is tough...I'm going to have to go with ending world hunger.
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What would you give up to get your mug back if it was ransomed? Drunk_Bird
...That is a really good question...hmm...it depends on what they want for it I suppose. I will tell you this though, it has been ransomed before for the price of a good exam grade...I gave in, my mug is too precious.
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Coffee or Soda?
Neither, hot chocolate is the way to go *tips mug at*
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Would you rather have your fingers become hotdogs forever or have your tears be relatively acidic? MustntRunAway
....what the...ummm...I suppose tears being relatively acidic? I don't cry as often as I use my fingers so...makes sense.
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Would you rather have no thumbs or only have thumbs? AvocadoChild
Oscar what the...no thumbs I guess..
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Are Lion faunus allowed at your school?.. even ex fang members?
ANYONE is allowed at my school. This includes faunus of any species, no matter their past.
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I blame you and your lack of enforcing saftey in your school aswell as not thoroughly looking into backgrounds of your 'students' , for my death.
To be completely fair, that is not one of my jobs, that usually falls onto Glynda to look into. However, I will agree with enforcing safety should have been a top priority to keep everyone safe. . . Wait. . .If your dead how are you asking me this!?
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Why do you keep asking me to join your school? MustntRunAway
(~ ͡°o ͜ʖo ͡°) ♡ not creating an army of children or anything..
*COUGH*
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Why do you stalk me through mirrors? AvocadoChild
... (~ ͡°o ͜ʖo ͡°) ♡ XD
Not my fault you get so scared, I thought it appropriate to at least introduce myself when you asked hello~
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What do you think about the most ?
What do I think bout the most? Peculiar question. I often think of futures the children of my school will have, and hope they never have to fight a war. Oh that, and hot chocolate (´･ω･ `)
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Have you heard of the Wizard of Oz? I for one have posters for /Oz pin/ned to my wall.
Indeed I have, it is actually one of my favorite fairy tales, right next to the story of the four seasons~
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How many pairs of shoes do you own?
1 or 2, mostly for work though.
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A musician you hate ?
I don't hate any musicians, I think music is a grand masterpiece of art, and well, due to personal reasons I cannot hate anyone involved with art.
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The last lie you told ?
The last lie I told...? Well just the other day I told Glynda I was going to give some paperwork to the council but instead went and got some hot chocolate and coffee with Oobleck.