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starryhoney

friendly neighborhood ho at your service

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hi other mom I hope you had a good day, what did you do today?

wait, OTHER MOM? whose mother am i, i need to know this information. I did!! yesterday I had to see my doctor but then I visited the Zoo and also went horseback riding. ~ thank youuuuu for asking.

starryhoney replied 3055 days ago

You beautiful

thank u very much :>

starryhoney replied 3056 days ago

You like cake, how about facesitting on this chocolate? c: knowpayne

you know just what to say baby...... i luv when you refer to yourself as chocolate. especially when i'm on my period. really gets me going

starryhoney replied 3059 days ago 1

WHERE IS THIS CAKE FARTING VIDEO U SPOKE OF.

Imeanwut. aesthed.ck

I really don't think you actually want the video because I promise you it exists and unfortunately I have watched it and I wish my eyes never had to see such a horrifying thing

starryhoney replied 3059 days ago

"I ______, Take You, _______."
Fill The Blanks. Mealstroms

I've been trying to think of something funny to make of this and honestly it's just making me feel like I'm in some kindergarten class again and this is some test. I'M ONLY FUNNY WHEN I'M THE ONE LEADING THE CONVO

starryhoney replied 3059 days ago

I'm sorry! I can't help that I love your hair! its my favorite color and you do it so well. I mean id molest your eyes too to be honest lol Devilivu

Your compliments kind of make my mind explode because you ARE ONE OF THE BEST EDITORS EVER kfdlsfhsdklfhsd !!!!! seriously. I adore your hair color too, and just your character in general. ugh. thank you so much.

starryhoney replied 3059 days ago

Have you thought about your exes lately?

Not until this was sent to me lmfao. I mean exes always pass anyones minds. if u dated them then obviously you cared about them a lot. but if you mean if i miss them or get sad, no, not really! only thing i miss is their friendships before we ended up dating u kno?

starryhoney replied 3059 days ago

Ever ate sardines and grits? delectatio

..................... this sounds SO DISGUSTING. WHY.

starryhoney replied 3059 days ago

Can I just love your hair? Devilivu

Every time you say anything nice about me (usually my hair which is the best btw) I always get all YESSSSSSSSSSSS *fistpump* since I look up to you as an editor so much! And you're seriously such a mature and chill person. But.. I think I tell you this every time as well... soooo

starryhoney replied 3081 days ago 1

This is my third time adding you. Yet you no talk. Id delete you, but im sure ill get a request again. So lets nip this in the bud. WHY YOU SO QUIET? N_O_R_I_C

Me adding you - or you you adding me? I don't see why you'd request me again if you weren't happy I wasn't talking to begin with. D:
On my headline I have that replies aren't my top priority so you see that before even adding me.
Then on my profile there's another rule saying I got backed up and that replies aren't my top priority. Actually I've had about 10 versions of that same rule, short and explained long on my profile for 5 months.
I've made a million statuses about how I was too backed up to reply, as I had 190 comments.
Aaaaaaaand I just posted a bulletin with the name ATTENTION NEW PEOPLE!
Which also has a very clear explanation of why I hadn't been speaking or replying. If you'd truly like the real reason please do read it because I don't want to type it all out again.

http://www.aniroleplay.com/view_journal.php?journal_id=129372

I post a lot about how I have severe health problems and I'm often sick or have to take a week break from roleplay every month.

And if I've been the one re-adding you I apologize. I do adding sprees (because it's really hard for me to find people I click with since I prefer to keep my friend circle kind of medium rather than too many. So I just keep adding til I find those few people I click with and then repeat) and I don't exactly remember who I've had or haven't had considering I had like 700 friends haha. I just deleted 300.

You could have denied me! And if you decide to delete me again I'll this time remember not to add you when I go on a spree again.

I'm not trying to be rude and I'm sorry for the speech but I've just addressed this soooooo so so much. And you saying "I'd delete but I'm sure you'd just request again anyways" seemed a bit b'tchy. Telling someone you're going to delete them for not speaking according to when you want them to isn't really a way to like... get someone to speak to you.

starryhoney replied 3081 days ago 1

I wanna cover your privates in honey and have bees censor it, snap a pic and make it the new cover box of Honey Nut Cheerios

i'm literally so terrified of bees so as long as ur just editing bees over it i'm down with this concept as it is hilarious

starryhoney replied 3081 days ago

Lip Mustache! hoozaah!

they are so cute, my hair is so long irl i can make a hair BEARD lmfao

starryhoney replied 3081 days ago

The following are facts: the sky is vast. Grass is dank. Cows are fat. Nature is captivating and so are your beauteh. Also quick question can u do a splYt on a dYck

this is the most beautiful poem anyone has ever wrote for me. just cus of this beautiful writing ill spyt on dat dyck

starryhoney replied 3083 days ago

You're amazing, and I know you will achieve everything you've ever wanted. Believe in yourself. I believe in you. You are beautiful inside and out, Kali.

Whoever sent this, thank you. You're a wonderful person and this truly made my day a little bit better to read this. I may not know who this is but I can assure you that I also believe in you, and think you're beautiful for being a good enough person to send someone this.

starryhoney replied 3083 days ago

/cough/ look at your new pic comments and you will know who I am. Put le puzzle together. <3 8)

OH OK I KNO WHO DIS IS.
you're an angel ok

starryhoney replied 3083 days ago
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