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m8 you need to stop carrying me. please and thank you. :)
why though it's fun
u slap mah tit one more time and ill fukin wreck ya samritchie
fakn fite me mate
soz mum said i couldn't go out awkies Em.white
pussi *****
heathmont station m8, come meet me fgt i'll fite u Em.white
i'm already there mate
fit mi enee tiem enee where
best mate tbh, never leave my life :3 Em.white
no fak u
*flies away*
wow u fingers a 13 year old
....no
wow you fingered a 13 year old?
no, i didn't, and whoever started that rumour is a ****head
your weird... but your cute :)
oh thank you :D
whats your favourite thing about life.
the variety, and things that pop up randomly
crushing on you ;) xx
wat
Do you actually wear underwear?
now why would i do that
thoughts on keelin??
aggresive as hell haha
she's funny and really nice to be around
How much is enough money for you?
Enough to live well for the rest of my life. Not to live in luxury, just enough for comfort.
Oi fgt fight me
pick a station sarah
Mate, i will destroy you ankles. Ill tear that **** up. Come and beat me at hide and seek bigfoot!
Destroy you ankles?
Im sorry, i cant hear you pip squeek. Squeel like a piggy more :3
Talk to me when you're above 6' feg
Bro, i dont need to fight you. Were like mario and luigi. Sorry luigi, I already have the princess! ;)
Yeah but you'll always be a little fat ****.
Titan Taco, will you please for the love of god stop eating to much. I cant keep carrying you to diamond bro. <3
****ing fight me.
Me, you, bottle of scotch. Lets make this a night to forget ;)
LET'S MAKE A NIGHT.
YOU WON'T REMEMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER.
I'LL BE THE ONE.
YOU WON'T FORGEEEEEEEEET
Just to let you know. In a certain picture on facebook you look like a girl I once dating and had *ex with.
Thought you should know.
What.
Who was the first person you dated?
A girl who I didn't actually do anything, like I literally sat next to her one lesson. Then she dumped me and stuff.
How to describe your period in three words and a picture.
ALL HAIL SPONGEBOB!!!
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1966824_10151924826570168_652326842_n.jpg
Wouldnt you agree?
I wouldn't know about periods, but I agree on the hail spongebob part.
who would you like to get to know better this year?
Anyone that hates me ^_^
Conan, its over. Im picking beccy over you.
The batcat also hates you so im taking bat cat with me. Sorry.
NUUUU LOVE ME...
ABANDON BEC AND LOVE ME
john has 3 apples in one hand, and a watermelon in the other. calculate the mass of the sun
Aliens
If you can count to 10 ill give you nothing
1, E, Apple, 10
Why do you smell like a freshly produced monkey?
Because monkey semen is a good smell.
PLEASE REDUCE THE AMOUNT OF SWAG YOU HAVE, ITS GETTING INTO PEOPLES TEACUPS!!!!
I'm sorry, I just can't stop.
And I won't stop.
Partying with Miley- Nevermind
would you rather... 1) eat paint or 2) wake up tomorrow as a dwarf (beard and all)
Dwarf, because then I'd be manly as **** with a beard.
top 5 girls at ringaaaas
Urgh.... I know who my favourites are but i don't want to rate them.
In no order:
Emily White, Laura Frith, Sam Ritchie, Matilda Lamb, Kira Coghlan
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yes.
HI CONAN'S MUM
*high and annoying mum voice*
hi
top 10 girls
1. jack ure
2. daniel salisbury
3. yo mama
5. yo grandma
10. obama
you look like voldemort...
just sayn...
voldy doesn't have hair?
Why did you put your potato on my dresser, Conan Drew???!!!!!! This is NOT acceptable!!!! YOU CANNOT JUST PUT YOUR POTATOES ON MY DRESSER!!!!!!
soz
I really like your sweet side. show it more often ! xx
well alot of people laugh at sweet sides, but alot of people also say to people who aren't sweet "omg you're just a rock with no emotions., so it's usually best to find a balance between them.
am i se*y then? that's kinda weird coming from you seeing as you're one of my best mates....but i'm okay with that :)
what?
you're fab :) just thought i'd say
Well this is great :D
Have u ever puked in public?
can't say I have
Do you support human cloning and why or why not?
Genetics isn't something that should be modified apart from diseases.
You're wierd O.o
thx sweetcheeks
Pato hates you. lol
who's pato ;o
Would you slap a parent for $30 Million ?
I'd slap my Dad for free if it meant i'd be safe from him hahahahhaha
Something you wish to have but cant afford?
A house to own :(
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
because that's what the creators / creator of the english language decided it was.
Mi pussay smelli sah fisshay
thanks for sharing bianca
who do u have a crush on?
no one :(
How excited did you get when you saw Inbox(1)?
so much
who are u interested in
no one
number 1 f*****
the anon calling people f*****...
conan you're great !
i think you are the greatest guy and dont forget it :)
Thanks anon :D
read down u call ur self funny and thats so up urself cos ur not funny at all ur jokes r try hard?
I called myself slightly funny at times, and to be perfect honest, everyone is funny at times. If i try hard to make people laugh, then that's a good thing to try at, because i know when i'm feeling sad and someone makes me laugh, even for a second it feels great. So if i'm trying hard to give people that feeling, how's that an insult? Would you rather i was just a Dic*head who made everyone feel bad and insulted everyone?
um your not funny ... going down
?
mate, bro, fellow street rat...friend <3
hey anon, what was that about saying no one likes conan? no.1 fan right here :D this guy makes me feel normal in my weirdness. too bad you can't see what a unique and awesome person he is. f*** you for your judgement. Em.white
*drag queen voice* oh dayum guuurl
you're so hot xoxo
not sure if sarcastic or what but thanks for the ego-boost XD
Laura doesnt like you.. no body likes you! She's my bestfriend and she would never go out with you:) Stop talking to her because you just make her stupid like you. She's beautiful and she doesnt need you with your stupidness and weirdness
Aight, since i'm controlling my anger at this shi* sandwhich of a question, imma answer these points 1 b y 1.
Laura doesn't like me? Well she obviously likes me as a friend or else she wouldn't talk to me at all...
Nobody likes me? I might not be the most popular kid when i was in primary school, and i probably was a Dic* in year 7 and 8, but i do have a small amount of friends.
Stop talking to her because you just make her stupid like you.
This is really just showing how little you know of both me and Laura. 1 Laura wouldn't become dumb from talking to an idiot, that's not how it works. 2 Compared to most people i'm not an idiot, i've had my IQ tested and it's in the genius level thank you very much, just because i don't go talking with a big vocabulary and showing off my intelligence everywhere i can instead of acting normal doesn't make me stupid, but thanks for the point. She's beautiful, in her own way. She doesn't need you with your stupidness and wierdness. Well obviously Laura doesn't need anyone except herself probably, but she's lonely, i'm funny and i enjoy making people laugh. If you've got a probably with me making people laugh, then your own values should probably be examined. Also, ofc i'm f***ing wierd, if i was normal we wouldn't be having this conversation would we? Would you prefer i be a bland normal guy who ticks all the stereo typical boxes? Well too f***in bad, i'm me and i'm damn not ashamed of who i am.
peace.
Seeing as though my mum has actually pasted away, thats the worst thing u could of said........... u really r a pathetic excuse of a human
Well sir/madame i'm very sorry for your loss but you really can't expect to give shi* and not take anything back.
r u called conanse*bomb because you last for about 3 seconds then everyone cries afterwards?
I dunno man i'm pretty sure i lasted alot longer with your mum last night
Thoughts on the amazing Bianca Hansen
i don't know any amazing bianca hansen.
how do you get rid of suicidal thoughts?
Being busy.
IVE GOT THREE
each hole :P
i got 2 more cactus
that's disturbing.
licky licky licky yum yum wanna taste my...
...
why dont you like her any more ? did something happen or was she to sad to see what an amazing guy you are? inbox me :( xx
idk who is this?
thoughts on annalise
Nice but alot of the time is sad or sick and i wish she could be happy :(
do you still like you know who?
no :(
Thoughts on taylah v
mmmmm
she can be mean when she wants to be, but the majority of the time she's nice, and i mean we all have our bad sides, but for Taylah it's mostly nice.
what is your thought on Annalise Lawn? ( only because you have been saying her name alot)
I'm not sure anymore, i think she hates me :(
what were you and hope talking about
How beautiful Annalise Lawn is
what would you do if someone you know is like a suicidal time bomb?
Hug them and die together :D
stop killing your sister
NEVAR
do you like a girl? if so who?
Annalise Lawn
do you like pineapples?
yes
whats so bad about norwood ?
Their footy club is dog
why do you sing so much?
I enjoy it
do you ever feel like sitting down and crying ? or just rolling around on the gras*?
yes
whats your view on people who cut?
They shouldn't but they can
whats your favorite food ?
Cactus
do you like cactus? ;)
Yes
whats your favorite colour?
Green
who do you think is the most prettiest person you know?
Annalise Lawn
describe perfect girlfriend?
Annalise Lawn
who do you like?
Me myself and I.
nAlso i love my sisters.
nAnd my mum.
nBut not my dad. I don't like him.
nMost of the time.
nI like tacoes. Not really. I haven't had tacoes in my life. Life is good. I've had 3 slurpees in my life. Slurpee sounds like s*cking. I enjoy lollipops. Lollipops are fun.
Pu**y slayer..
hahahah chris the Pu**y slaya
Im gona buy u a rainbow di*do for ur birthday
The garbage disposers will be thrilled.
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