Qoohme

Hehe aww I'll share my fun with you!! :* seachell

I don't get it?

What would you do to me if I let you? seachell

Umm I have no idea? Your not my type so nothing *exual lol

Love you times infinity seachell

Awwwehh :)

I want to fu ck you so bad

I'm a morman

Yo ******!!! How shexay am I?!?

Your not mate

Why do people say you eat swamp cats

Ehh cause there special :) I got bullied in school because people were poking a dead cat in the creek with a stick and I told them to leave it alone and the next day it was gone so they told people I ate it! Maybe funny now but in school people can be really fu cking nasty !

When i sh it my di ck touch da water
splash

Who would you want with you if you were stranded on a deserted island?

My mini bebs

What was your last dream about ?

Pizza, boyfriend & bed

Are you in the crips

Bloods son

Is it true that Dylan has 1 fake testicle and 3 nips

I believe he has 3 nipples yes It so *exy

If I do something naughty and don't get caught, was it actually naughty?

Did you get anything for Christmas?

Why does superman wear his undies over his trousers?

To keep it nice and tight, can't have **** flopping and bulging

Do you think little Craig is *exy when he takes his shirt off and flexes on your porch

Everyone pervs

Have you checked your fanny level

Why did you let the flood gates open?

If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

Hahahahaha

If a baby's leg pops out at11:59 and it's head pops out at 12:01, what day was it born on?

If it's legs come out first you'd have bigger problems than worrying about the time of birth :*

At a movie theatre, which armrest is yours?

Witch ever ?

If barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Barbie can't do herself ;)

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

I'm perfect

You wouldnt be bored if you got on my co ck baby

What's a co ck

If you could go for a long walk on the beach, who would it be with?

My mum

Do you agree all gingers should be castrated to prevent them from breeding?

Hmmm no, But I do think there little devil spawns should be sent to their own island!

Biggest regret?

Not telling a lot of people to **** off sooner

Do you follow your heart or do what others feel is right for you ??????????????

My heart or ny head :D

So even if they kept certain things secret for you because you said not to say anything. You would still be disloyal to them if you felt someone else should know something they asked not to say to another person?

Grow up and inbox me if you have something to say michelle, there's a big difference between being disloyal and telling another friend where there brother is

Most expensive thing you have?

Children

Would you say you are loyal to your friends to the bitter end?

Yes, but everything has limits.. If their talking **** about another friend then obviously I'm going to tell that friend what's being said about them, , I'll keep things to myself but I won't lie for them.. i guess I'm a ****ty friend? That's why I don't have any :,)

Who are you dating?

I don't know his name

What do you do when you angry?

Write down a really long abusive angry thing then delete it or rip it up Or just vent to someone I trust and I know won't get mad with me :D

One thing you like about yourself?

My stomach! Might not be attractive but it grew and homed the two coolest mini humans that exist :)

Im that much of a bad as* i dont even wipe when my bowels prolapse :-D

That's is so hot, I'll even wipe it for you

Not trying to impress you or anything but sometimes i eat desert before dinner guess you could say im living life on the edge , bet your cracking a moisty ;-)

I like a bad arse ;)

Why must you be saa farken hawt if i was a premature ejaculator id so jizz in my pants over you ;-)

Sometimes I'd rather you did that, instead of as soon as you get it out ♡

Give me a paragraph on what makes you, you.

I'm awesome sorry that's all I've got

What's your fav time of the day?

7 - 8 pm bedtime for riley and ruby witch means me time :D

Ever had your heart broken? If so by who?

Nope :-D

What is your favourite colour? seachell

It changes

Hey :)

Howdy doody ?

Just love me love me say that you love me.. Fool me fool me... ;) B*tch get in my bed!

Fool me I still don't know who you are ¿¿

It could the one you want it to be, your just unsure of who it could be so let's dream... It maybe the one your thinking of ;) Then again I could be a girl showing you that a riddle for you is not the answer to the clue..

Way too confuse a poor girl 0.o Jess or Michelle? ? But I really don't understand these soo :-)

Ur the saline running through my veins to stop the headache as you have been running on my mind all day... to which would you have to name who am I? ;)

Not who I'd want it to be?

What time do you sleep?

Whenever I can

Who inspires you?

A couple of people, mostly riley and ruby-lee

Yeah, so you're hot. Prolly have a BF and all that good stuff. Paint me (with) jelly

Yep a bf and all that good stuff :-D and paint you with jelly that's new :,) only if you have boo*s?

What turns you off in a person ?

Lies

You sah *exy!!! ;) seachell

Awwwaah

Dumbest thing you've ever heard?

That santas real name is noel =,)

Ermagerd i have goose pimples :-D

Its cause your **** ! :-D

I want to touch your happy spot :-D
(drools)

You can toooch my tail anyday

What are you really good at?

Everything :D

What last night? Inbox me..

:/

Ask meh stuff cause im a wanker :-P

You're a sh it head

About 45 seconds. I really just ripped it off Ali G.
He's a twat. So ask me questions brah!

What was up with that one last night? Assuming that was you There's a question brah

Ask me stuff on my Qooh.me pleeeease!?
Y'all know who I be.
They call me Shan Dee
Tha dominatin' MC!
Making chickies touch their pu-na-nee

How long did it take you to think of that?

Do you love the D

Yes you can spell lots of words with D, one of my favorite letters

Pickleeees! I like donuts! Xbox rules. Purple pineapples! I love pretzels and beer!

I like pretzels?

You started it on my qooh.me ;) that's what's with all the willy talk lmao!! Pew pew :P

I didn't do sh-it ya fa-ggot fu-ck <3 <3

Yis mine ;-)

Yis I love et too =, D

Big guns over pew pews? Lmfao I think so ;)

Okay haha what is with all this willy talk :0

Thanks bae :-)

You <3 8===D ?

I <3 8===D

um ok =,) Im happy for you

Let's get undressed!!

I wanna see you naked!! ;)

You know you want to baby <3

No.... Michelle? ain't even gay sorry

I actually want to die. Please help me! I miss my friends and family. Even if I came back, I'd have no where to stay. I'd have my friends and Fam. But where could I call my home?

Woah wtf inbox me ok :/ thats a bit crazy?

Cos you are beautiful inside and out ;) <3

Aw :) <3

If someone was to say.
Will you be my girlfrien?
I forgot the D you will get that later.
What would you say :-)

hahaha yis but you already gave me the D

Goddamit,is that bad,****,someone forgot there helmet, noose,fallded, i went to primary school , schicken ****, these are just a few word that make me smile like a **** and realise how spastic ana amazing you are <3

Hahaha :D Well if you weren't so goddam spastic and amazing yourself you wouldn't see this <3 <3

Boo yeah!!! You're my kind of girl!! ;)

Ohh yis and how is this?

Hashtagg
You and i play gta tonite #nerd :-D

I cannnt =, (

Do you like nudey runs to the bins ;-)

No I prefer to do that in underwear, too cold out there on the skin, yano?

Something you want but cant have just yet?

I don't think my answer would be very appropriate for here

Favourite game?
#Nerd :-P

Blackops 2 or gta 5 #fark#you & your hashtags nerd

Whats on your mind?

some princess <3

Something that terifies you?

Well this is endless! Im scared of everything literally But biggest fear is something happening to riley or ruby-lee and there being nothing I can do to make it better

Potato or tomato

Tomato :)

If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?

I could say alot but I guess im happy with myself over all

Whats your dream holiday?

Dont care where, just as long as its warm, theres a beach, no phones, no internet & none to very little people would be lovely :)

BAE BAE

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Are you the kind of girl that like flowers?

I like flowers, but not if there a way of s*cking up or an apology from people. .... if that even makes sense

You know i got the milkshakes and i shake et ;-)

I like it when you shake it ;,)

I bet your milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard :-D

Is that what brought you?

Think you already got that person :-)
and yes pringles are amazing

Hope so :D <3 and that they are they could totally be a date food :P

Do you know whats awkward?
Trying to put your noots in the microwave :-(

now why would you go and do that? :, (

Are you single and ready for a pringle :-P

Theres a someone I wuuunt! , but i still want pringles?

Its weird how one person can make you feel like your on top of the world thanks bae <3

I would normally think its weird but I don't now, I know that feeling at the moment :) but good you should be happy <3